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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:34pm

    These replies are absurd.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:58pm

    im pretty sure the Amish doent have cell phones... nor know how to even use one.. or even know what one is. but thats just me 2:34 you just simply sound like a dumb ass now

  • 97 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:52pm

    Hitler sent the text.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:14pm

    this has nothing to do with Jews.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:18pm

    i sent this text. it is about jews

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:15pm

    This is one I would actually be happy to wear on a t-shirt. Also, this has nothing to do with Jews.

  • 88 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 11:25pm

    4:18 well i dont see how you could have sent this text when it was in fact i who sent it. But youre right about the second part. It is about jews.

  • 98 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:13pm

    PHILLIES SUCK ASS...

  • 95 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:11pm

    It's funny to think about but when it happens it really not funny my friend fell in the fire at a keggar wen him and another guy were fighting he's got some ugly scars from it

  • 96 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:08pm

    2:35, stop being an idiot. These responses aren't funny - jokes about Jews and the Seinfeld pretzel troll. We have a sense of humor; you just need to grow the fuck up.

  • 85 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:07pm

    3:08, but i like pretzels

  • 90 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 5:14pm

    WTF is wrong with you people?! I thought it was funny till I read these replies. Who gives a flying fuck what race or religion people are? How hateful, ignorant and moronic can you possibly be? Hitler, Stalin and Pol Pot were some of the most evil bastards on earth and no one hates them because of their race or religion. Hitler didn't hate Jews because of religion. God, do some reading and get an education or shut up.

  • 97 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:15pm

    be another dumbass and set yourself on fire!

  • 90 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:16pm

    These pretzels make me thirsty -Crispy

  • 80 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:32pm

    215 is Philly. Philadelphia is not Amish Country. And for the record I don't think I've met a PA resident who liked Bam Margera. We pretty much want him to leave.

  • 81 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 1:19am

    ...... burn the pretzel guuuuuuyyyyyyy........

  • 89 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:35pm

    Hahaha jews god damn cike fuckers

  • 89 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:18pm

    Was this person's ass on fire?

  • 89 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:41pm

    2:34 (2).... area code 215 isn't Amish country.. it's the city of philadelphia. GO PHILLIES

  • 88 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:06pm

    yea im amish. omg how do i type

  • 84 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:35pm

    In soviet russia fire gets litt on people

  • 84 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:59pm

    evacuate the dance floor

  • 92 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:33pm

    I once did the same. A flaming shot of sambuca gone awry set me, my bag and the waitress on fire.

  • 89 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:51pm

    Sounds unfortunate.

  • 86 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:58pm

    evacuate the dance floor

  • 87 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:35pm

    2:34, grow a sense of humor. why are you even on this site?

  • 93 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:15pm

    it has EVERYTHING to do with jews.

  • 82 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:11pm

    Woooo philliessssssss <3

  • 85 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:40pm

    I can't believe how thirsty I am after eating all of these pretzels.

  • 88 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:19pm

    No, I sent this text. It wasn't about Jews.

  • 80 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 9:38pm

    Haha... Not funny...You retard only if your stupid...... Like me...... Duh

  • 86 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:19pm

    I'm 95% sure hitler sent this text to jesus. Jesus was like what the fuck man why'd you light all mah chosen people on fire. And hitler was like shit son idk (insert text from up there here)

  • 78 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:54pm

    I lit my friend on fire to wake him up. Pranks are so much fun

  • 91 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:21pm

    I'm pretty sure the Amish know what cell phones are. They don't use electronics, but I'm sure they've seen cell phones at some point...they're not retarded. Plus don't they get to go out into the world for a few months when they're teenagers or some shit like that?

  • 78 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:15pm

    truer words have never been texted

  • 76 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:13pm

    2:58, really? REALLY? how did you figure that I implied the Amish carry cell phones from that? check the OP's area code again.

  • 79 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:45pm

    yea Amish country is 717

  • 88 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:34pm

    it might as well be about Jews, this came from Amish country. their beards are close enough. hell, everyone in pennslyvania should burn for eternity anyway, 'specially Bam. i hate that idiot.

  • 78 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:02pm

    2:34 im pretty sure the Amish dont have cell phones, nor know how to use one, or even know what a cell phone is, but thats just me.. now you just simply sound like a dumb ass

  • 70 64
    Submitted by slimmer on Dec 1, 10 at 10:51pm

    So this has happened to me... Everclear is awesome

  • 80 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:50pm

    these pretzels are making me thirsty

  • 72 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 6:29pm

    PHILLIES CAN LICK MY HAIRY SCROTUM!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:17pm

    @2:14.....YOU DON'T KNOW THAT!!! did you send the text? did you receive the text? do you know this person on a personal level? it very well could be about Jews.