I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
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hell yeah! henry doorly zoo ftw. wish i worked there. lol
Aww, that's kinda sweet. I wish someone would do that for me if I worked at a zoo :(
Wow, she called 2 of her friends and asked me if they could see it! I made them get naked too, but it was worth it
Nebraska all the way second largest zoo in the country and also the only place with an indoor rainforest so u can all suck it Omaha is the greatest city ever
shoulda got a zebra mane
right on, bangin' a bitch from the Henry Doorly Zoo!
That's actually cute.
Is it wierd that i think its kinda sweet that he put that much effort into it for his zoo lady?
Guys, she loved it! I expected it to go well, but not that well!!!
This is a question for all the ladies, If I "Lion Kinged" you would you be cool with it/find it funny?
if you dont know what it is urban dictionary.
there is a zoo in Lincoln? I wouldn't know... Lincoln is worthless unless you're at a game or on campus.
there's a zoo in lincoln too ya know
In the jungle, the mighty jungle, a lion sleeps tonight!
That wouldn't even work. It would not look like a lions mane. You are a retard.
you're dick's the mane event.
i think its cute too!! strange...
Repping Nebraska.. And the zoo. Niice
haha, nice! I wish I had someone do that for me lmao
shave it all off that is hot!
LMFAO. I wonder who it was, I work there now :D
HAHAHAHA aw it's so funny that it is actually cute.
That is the most romantic thing I've ever read.
ahahahah INSANITY! takes so much to make me laugh, but this one is making me laugh so hard that i'm crying.
hope it turns into a giraffe later.....
I swear if someone ever said "SIMBA" to me after sex, yeah, I don't think I could keep a straight face!
the omaha zoo is the shit!
hahahah 12:09 ewwwww.
that's thoughtful, and fucking hilarious.
wow that is so romantic..
did you name your dick simba or mufasa?
i'd be a little scared if you called it 'scar'.
RAWR IMA COCK , TAME ME ^.^
Is this girl's name Sarah? If so, I know who she is and she will probably be impressed. After all, she's slept with half the guys in any given bar you walk into!
Haha adorable. Hope it worked.
12:09 - Gross, but hilarious.
hahahahaha @ 11:59 mufassaaaa
i hope to god the song "lion's roar" made an appearance at some point in this night...
i usually go for the hairy elephant ears look so my penis can be included as the trunk.
@ 6:20, I think he's saying he's the OP and telling us more info bout the mane. I don't see any faking..
When having sex, you pull out right before you ejaculate. Go in your own hand. Get the girl to face you and before she realizes it, use your thumb to smear some sperm across her forehead and say "Simba".
"I used the Lion King on my girlfriend last night"
omg this made me snort-laugh.
ahahaha 12:29! so corny, but i died laughing.
I'm trying to figure out which chick at the zoo came over.
Anyone else think 11:33, 2:13 and 12:39 are all different people, pretending to be OP?
yeah it looks funny now. but she did love it!
i like my men hairrrrrrrry
I don't get how it would look like a lion's mane, I can't picture it in my head...but still hilarious if she recognizes it xD
Now you can Lion King her. Urban dictionary it if you want to know how haha
I actually think this would work for me if my guy did it, it's so weird it's cute! And very funny :-D
haha its funny but cute
1:26 I would be in shock and then I'd laugh and high five you
12:09, i think i just pissed myself laughing.
I work at the henry doorly zoo and the girls I know that work there wouldn't find that cute lol
i'm betting that was a pretty big bush you shaved in order to get the full effect...
wow... that lion king this is funny!
this made me laugh soooo hard
did she make the lion roar?
12:09 ! u made me LMAO i couldnt breath hahahhaha perfection but nasty!
You're simply awesome.
ha dude go to urban dictionary and look up "lion king"
im a girl and i think that shits hilarious.
lincoln zoo doesn't have lions. Must be the Omaha zoo. lol
i'm trying hard to picture what he means and i'm struggling. funny as hell either way.