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  • hell yeah! henry doorly zoo ftw. wish i worked there. lol

    Submitted by collysto on Feb 11, 10 at 7:10pm
  • Wow, she called 2 of her friends and asked me if they could see it! I made them get naked too, but it was worth it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:39am
  • Aww, that's kinda sweet. I wish someone would do that for me if I worked at a zoo :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:23pm
  • Nebraska all the way second largest zoo in the country and also the only place with an indoor rainforest so u can all suck it Omaha is the greatest city ever

    Submitted by 69master on Nov 13, 10 at 1:11am
  • right on, bangin' a bitch from the Henry Doorly Zoo!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:00pm
  • That's actually cute.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:37am
  • Guys, she loved it! I expected it to go well, but not that well!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:33pm
  • shoulda got a zebra mane

    Submitted by gingy36 on Nov 21, 10 at 6:40pm
  • shave it all off that is hot!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:07pm
  • Is it wierd that i think its kinda sweet that he put that much effort into it for his zoo lady?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 12:57am
  • you're dick's the mane event.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:29pm
  • there's a zoo in lincoln too ya know

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:43pm
  • That wouldn't even work. It would not look like a lions mane. You are a retard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:36pm
  • i think its cute too!! strange...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:56pm
  • HAHAHAHA aw it's so funny that it is actually cute.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:04pm
  • wow that is so romantic..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:46pm
  • ahahahah INSANITY! takes so much to make me laugh, but this one is making me laugh so hard that i'm crying.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 10:33pm
  • In the jungle, the mighty jungle, a lion sleeps tonight!

    Submitted by leadbelly on Jun 8, 10 at 11:19pm
  • Repping Nebraska.. And the zoo. Niice

    Submitted by sni on Jul 8, 10 at 4:40pm
  • hope it turns into a giraffe later.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 2:00pm
  • hahahah 12:09 ewwwww.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:15pm
  • there is a zoo in Lincoln? I wouldn't know... Lincoln is worthless unless you're at a game or on campus.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:20pm
  • That is the most romantic thing I've ever read.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 8:42am
  • This is a question for all the ladies, If I "Lion Kinged" you would you be cool with it/find it funny? if you dont know what it is urban dictionary.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:26am
  • hahahahaha @ 11:59 mufassaaaa

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 8:28pm
  • the omaha zoo is the shit!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:09pm
  • LMFAO. I wonder who it was, I work there now :D

    Submitted by Psykominds on Apr 25, 10 at 8:04pm
  • Niiiice! I swear if someone ever said "SIMBA" to me after sex, yeah, I don't think I could keep a straight face!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 2:14pm
  • haha, nice! I wish I had someone do that for me lmao

    Submitted by Psykominds on Apr 27, 10 at 8:01pm
  • Is this girl's name Sarah? If so, I know who she is and she will probably be impressed. After all, she's slept with half the guys in any given bar you walk into!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:19pm
  • RAWR IMA COCK , TAME ME ^.^

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:01am
  • Haha adorable. Hope it worked.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:03pm
  • did you name your dick simba or mufasa? i'd be a little scared if you called it 'scar'.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:30pm
  • that's thoughtful, and fucking hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:29am
  • i hope to god the song "lion's roar" made an appearance at some point in this night...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:53pm
  • i usually go for the hairy elephant ears look so my penis can be included as the trunk.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:48pm
  • omg this made me snort-laugh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:38am
  • I don't get how it would look like a lion's mane, I can't picture it in my head...but still hilarious if she recognizes it xD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:30am
  • 12:09 - Gross, but hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:53am
  • ahahaha 12:29! so corny, but i died laughing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:37pm
  • Anyone else think 11:33, 2:13 and 12:39 are all different people, pretending to be OP?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 6:20am
  • @ 6:20, I think he's saying he's the OP and telling us more info bout the mane. I don't see any faking..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:55pm
  • Now you can Lion King her. Urban dictionary it if you want to know how haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:09pm
  • haha its funny but cute

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:39pm
  • I actually think this would work for me if my guy did it, it's so weird it's cute! And very funny :-D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:49pm
  • yeah it looks funny now. but she did love it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:13pm
  • *Lion King* When having sex, you pull out right before you ejaculate. Go in your own hand. Get the girl to face you and before she realizes it, use your thumb to smear some sperm across her forehead and say "Simba". "I used the Lion King on my girlfriend last night" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 6:55pm
  • wow... that lion king this is funny! SIMBA!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:20pm
  • did she make the lion roar?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:16pm
  • I'm trying to figure out which chick at the zoo came over.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 6:08am
  • i'm betting that was a pretty big bush you shaved in order to get the full effect...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:59pm
  • I work at the henry doorly zoo and the girls I know that work there wouldn't find that cute lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:02am
  • ha dude go to urban dictionary and look up "lion king" im a girl and i think that shits hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 8:30pm
  • i like my men hairrrrrrrry

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:27am
  • hahahahha simba!!!! this made me laugh soooo hard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 2:17pm
  • 12:09, i think i just pissed myself laughing. hahhahahahahahhahahahahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:53am
  • 12:09 ! u made me LMAO i couldnt breath hahahhaha perfection but nasty!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:12pm
  • You're simply awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:03pm
  • 1:26 I would be in shock and then I'd laugh and high five you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:20pm
  • lincoln zoo doesn't have lions. Must be the Omaha zoo. lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 6:05am
  • i'm trying hard to picture what he means and i'm struggling. funny as hell either way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:53am