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  • Haha I don't think you will have to tell her once she takes her first swig.

    Submitted by louboutinlvr on Mar 26, 10 at 7:11pm
  • I think she'll find out for herself. Might spice up her workout a bit

    Submitted by artfreak17 on Mar 26, 10 at 8:06pm
  • Hey smckinney your a duche bag

    Submitted by 8:::::) on Mar 26, 10 at 10:44pm
  • This happened to my roommates boyfriend after a night of partying he went into the kitchen and grabbed a bottle of water out of the fridge. I just happened to be there when he chugged a big gulp turned green and puked on the floor... You don't notice the smell or taste until its too late

    Submitted by ALSteele on Mar 26, 10 at 9:06pm
    • Guy I went to highschool with had his parents do that to him intentionally the one morning when he was about 15 and obviously badly hung over. Took him like a year until he was willing to get drunk again.

      Submitted by Herschel on Mar 27, 10 at 12:50am
  • Haha I did that once grabbed my bros water bottle for 1st period gym made it alot more fun

    Submitted by filppula51 on Mar 26, 10 at 7:07pm
  • 7:31 you're a fuckin retard. Cap = closed...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 26, 10 at 11:53pm
  • "Mom, I mixed a laxative into that bottle, DO NOT DRINK IT!" "why would you do that?" "I'm trying to lose weight."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 26, 10 at 11:40pm
  • HAHAHAHA this is great

    Submitted by athng4blondes on Mar 28, 10 at 3:30am
  • "Mom, I'm a drunk stupid whore."

    Submitted by buberto on Mar 27, 10 at 3:53am
  • I woulda been like yo was your work out tipsy hahahah and then gave her meds to forget the everything haha

    Submitted by Soccer2311 on Mar 27, 10 at 1:25am
  • (313) so i tried spying to listen cause she wouldnt answer my texts i heard them fucking and i ended up throwing up in my bathroom toilet

    Submitted by fuckyou007 on Apr 15, 10 at 11:16pm
  • Yeah 313 thats detroit all right.

    Submitted by rorasaur on Mar 28, 10 at 11:02am
  • Haha u don't and see what happens haha

    Submitted by mera on Mar 26, 10 at 8:07pm
  • I actually had something similar happen to me at work. It was a saturday shift and I was hung over, I grabbed a water bottle out of my purse, took a huge swig, and was confused for half a second as to why my mouth was burning. Luckily I didn't puke.

    Submitted by maynard on Mar 27, 10 at 12:51am
  • You say "mom, the bottle you took to the gym is fill of vodka, not water"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 26, 10 at 9:26pm
    • You idiot. The kid's probably 15 and can't get caught with booze.

      Submitted by duhduhduhhh on Mar 30, 10 at 4:25am
  • Fucking awesome.

    Submitted by duhduhduhhh on Mar 30, 10 at 4:23am
  • I was driving hungover needing water and took the biggest swig out of my water bottle....it was vodka... I then proceeded to spray it all over my car and ypulling over to vomit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 28, 10 at 8:44pm
  • This will totally help improve her workout.. Builds lots of character.

    Submitted by lollygaga on Mar 27, 10 at 11:53pm
  • Say what you just said. Duh.

    Submitted by PercivalJenkins on Mar 27, 10 at 3:58am
  • Fail

    Submitted by You_Fail on Mar 26, 10 at 7:06pm
  • Go to rehab. If you have vodka in a water bottle you need help. I'm sure your mom will agree.

    Submitted by soibahn on Mar 30, 10 at 10:59pm
  • you don't :). And when she gets home smashed, the blow will be less harsh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 27, 10 at 12:14am
  • Detroit!

    Submitted by jnyboy on Mar 27, 10 at 12:03am
  • this is dumb. she would know if she took vodka instead of water. it's strong smelling and strong tasting. stupid, stupid people.

    Submitted by smckinney on Mar 26, 10 at 7:31pm