How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
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Haha I don't think you will have to tell her once she takes her first swig.
I think she'll find out for herself. Might spice up her workout a bit
Hey smckinney your a duche bag
This happened to my roommates boyfriend after a night of partying he went into the kitchen and grabbed a bottle of water out of the fridge. I just happened to be there when he chugged a big gulp turned green and puked on the floor... You don't notice the smell or taste until its too late
Guy I went to highschool with had his parents do that to him intentionally the one morning when he was about 15 and obviously badly hung over. Took him like a year until he was willing to get drunk again.
Haha I did that once grabbed my bros water bottle for 1st period gym made it alot more fun
During assemblies is the best.
"Mom, I mixed a laxative into that bottle, DO NOT DRINK IT!"
"why would you do that?"
"I'm trying to lose weight."
Not a bad suggestion..
7:31 you're a fuckin retard. Cap = closed...
"Mom, I'm a drunk stupid whore."
I woulda been like yo was your work out tipsy hahahah and then gave her meds to forget the everything haha
HAHAHAHA this is great
(313) so i tried spying to listen cause she wouldnt answer my texts i heard them fucking and i ended up throwing up in my bathroom toilet
Yeah 313 thats detroit all right.
grosse pointe i think
I actually had something similar happen to me at work. It was a saturday shift and I was hung over, I grabbed a water bottle out of my purse, took a huge swig, and was confused for half a second as to why my mouth was burning. Luckily I didn't puke.
Haha u don't and see what happens haha
You say "mom, the bottle you took to the gym is fill of vodka, not water"
You idiot. The kid's probably 15 and can't get caught with booze.
I was driving hungover needing water and took the biggest swig out of my water bottle....it was vodka... I then proceeded to spray it all over my car and ypulling over to vomit
This will totally help improve her workout.. Builds lots of character.
Say what you just said. Duh.
you don't :). And when she gets home smashed, the blow will be less harsh
Go to rehab. If you have vodka in a water bottle you need help. I'm sure your mom will agree.
this is dumb. she would know if she took vodka instead of water. it's strong smelling and strong tasting. stupid, stupid people.