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  • I had two guys fuck me in a marathon last night. We went for five hours! It was awesome!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:08am
  • hahaha 8:00pm thats awesome that you figured that out like that!!! i'm down for 38.5 hours of sex if i can find a guy to last half that time!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 8:06pm
  • 1 thurst = 6 inches 1 inch = 1.57828283 × 10-5 miles 1 marathon = 26.21876 miles 26.21876 miles * 1 inch/1.5783 x10^-5 miles * 1 thrust/6 inches = 276,867 thrusts Assuming 2 thrusts/second, that's 138,434 seconds, or 38.5 hours of pure sex. You better get the lube out...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 8:00pm
  • hurrr hurrr ur so fucking awesome hurrrr

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 12:29pm
  • umm... don't know what you are talking about. i had a threesome with two guys last night too... trust me, i was in the mood enough to not "dry up". ew.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:33am
  • Marathon sex? Road rash?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 6:15pm
  • everyone needs to stop bitching about how this is gramatically incorrect and think about what a great night this is going to be haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 7:26pm
  • Too bad a 'marathon' isn't a measure of time. By his standards it could be 3 minutes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 1:10pm
  • Stupid. just like most the post in this one. And all the posts about girls having sexathons are being made by guys.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 1:49pm
  • I, too, had marathon sex last night. WIN!! Unfortunately, I was alone. FAIL!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:47pm
  • some punctuation would make this more effective.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 1:18pm
  • that's freakin awesome!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 10:43am
  • 8:00 is my hero.

    Submitted by BeNDzOver on Oct 4, 10 at 1:01pm
  • You are going to fuck for 26 miles...?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:37am
  • hahahah oh have i heard this before.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:30am
  • lmao lmao hahahahahahahahaaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 2:31am
  • 5:17 you are my hero

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:19am
  • whether this text is "correct" or not, I love it and would not be offended at all if I heard this line!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:28pm
  • that's how the 757 does it, baby!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 8:54pm
  • I laughed SO HARD at this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 8:48pm
  • HAHAHHA 757 REPRESENTTTT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 5:18pm
  • 11:37, my thoughts exactly! ha!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 12:25pm
  • I made the sexathon post and I'm a 36 year old woman.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 5:15pm
  • Fucking douche bag. Seriously? You're going to fuck her over a distance of 26 miles? Retard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 6:41pm
  • @1:10 Actually a "marathon" is a measure of time...the amount of time it takes you to run 26 miles 385 yards.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 1:18pm
  • Bj?? Is this you baby? lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:43pm
  • 11:52 that wasn't 1:18's logic at all. you are dumb.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:22am
  • lol 1:18 by your logic, the slower the runner, the longer the sex/better in bed? i respectfully disagree

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:52pm
  • people can have sex for hours on end with the right lube and the right guy...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 12:46pm
  • This guys lying he'll pound her for 15 mins max. then roll over and fall asleep.

    Submitted by yewinnhard on Apr 18, 12 at 3:25am
  • whoever said this sucks at life 100 percent.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:57pm
  • from my experience as long as u know what youre doing, she will provide all the natural lube needed for however long it lasts, unless of course if were talking about anal. if she "dries up" you suck on the most basic level. sorry about your luck minute men... -2up 2down

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:28pm
  • This has totally made my day

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 6:45am
  • 7:26..bahahaha exactly!!!!! wtf is everyone looking so closely into this text! i'm moving to the 757 asap..LOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 8:46pm
  • yeah Gross to 11:08 you would dry up and be so damn sore . not enough lube in the world for crap like that to happen

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:18am
  • That was hot! And yes, it is totally possible to go with two guys for five hours. I call it a sexathon!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 12:39pm
  • She should have texted back "Promises, promises!" Reminds me of a guy who used to bore me with how much he loved going down on women--as a total non sequitor!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:38am
  • yup yup 5:17 is right. guys like to talk but usually that's where it ends! ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 5:51pm
  • WOW.. this was the 757 .. nice :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 3:56pm
  • yup 1118 i call bs 1108 would sleeping hard right now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:20am
  • I'm up for it! ;)

    Submitted by boomitbabe95 on Jul 25, 10 at 3:58am
  • 8:00 can you refigure that math using 8 inches please? Don't get me wrong, I like the 6 inchers, but my sweetie happens to be 8 so unfortunately it looks like I'll be getting less time. I guess it all works out... ~The original "sexathon" poster, striking again...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:57pm
  • Hahaha that's awesome

    Submitted by alyybooo on Jan 2, 11 at 4:44pm
  • 938 kyle is that youu??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 6:28pm
  • Nothing like a nice bottle of Astroglide X

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:49am
  • one of the worst lines i've heard in a long time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 10:33am
  • Oh I get it because he likes dick in the butt. -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:24pm
  • lmfao! so lame but its so funny..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:35am
  • i would be his in 5 seconds flat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:13am
  • Why assume a man sent that text? I am a woman and I would totally send a text like that. It's hot!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 10:17pm
  • ^ Or what a great disappoint meant it will be 5 minutes later.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 8:44pm
  • And since you don't want a sexathon, I'm sure it's hard for you to imagine that there are woman that do. I know lots of hot women, like myself, who love to go all night. I've seen them do it and I've helped them do it. But yes, there are guys who would talk like they would do it, or wish they could, but the truth sweetheart, is that most of them can't...hence the "TWO guys..." Happy sex-driving...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 5:17pm
  • i'm turned on and that wasn't even directed at me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:14am
  • Pathetic. Just end your life now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 8:51am