Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
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I had two guys fuck me in a marathon last night. We went for five hours! It was awesome!
umm... don't know what you are talking about. i had a threesome with two guys last night too... trust me, i was in the mood enough to not "dry up". ew.
1 thurst = 6 inches
1 inch = 1.57828283 × 10-5 miles
1 marathon = 26.21876 miles
26.21876 miles * 1 inch/1.5783 x10^-5 miles * 1 thrust/6 inches = 276,867 thrusts
Assuming 2 thrusts/second, that's 138,434 seconds, or 38.5 hours of pure sex.
You better get the lube out...
hurrr hurrr ur so fucking awesome hurrrr
Marathon sex? Road rash?
hahaha 8:00pm thats awesome that you figured that out like that!!! i'm down for 38.5 hours of sex if i can find a guy to last half that time!
everyone needs to stop bitching about how this is gramatically incorrect and think about what a great night this is going to be haha
Too bad a 'marathon' isn't a measure of time. By his standards it could be 3 minutes.
that's freakin awesome!
5:17 you are my hero
You are going to fuck for 26 miles...?
Stupid. just like most the post in this one. And all the posts about girls having sexathons are being made by guys.
some punctuation would make this more effective.
11:37, my thoughts exactly! ha!
I, too, had marathon sex last night. WIN!!
Unfortunately, I was alone. FAIL!!
hahahah oh have i heard this before.
I made the sexathon post and I'm a 36 year old woman.
whether this text is "correct" or not, I love it and would not be offended at all if I heard this line!
that's how the 757 does it, baby!
HAHAHHA 757 REPRESENTTTT
8:00 is my hero.
11:52 that wasn't 1:18's logic at all. you are dumb.
I laughed SO HARD at this.
Fucking douche bag. Seriously? You're going to fuck her over a distance of 26 miles? Retard.
This has totally made my day
from my experience as long as u know what youre doing, she will provide all the natural lube needed for however long it lasts, unless of course if were talking about anal. if she "dries up" you suck on the most basic level.
sorry about your luck minute men...
7:26..bahahaha exactly!!!!! wtf is everyone looking so closely into this text!
i'm moving to the 757 asap..LOL
people can have sex for hours on end with the right lube and the right guy...
That was hot! And yes, it is totally possible to go with two guys for five hours. I call it a sexathon!
yeah Gross to 11:08 you would dry up and be so damn sore . not enough lube in the world for crap like that to happen
Bj?? Is this you baby? lol
whoever said this sucks at life 100 percent.
This guys lying he'll pound her for 15 mins max. then roll over and fall asleep.
@1:10 Actually a "marathon" is a measure of time...the amount of time it takes you to run 26 miles 385 yards.
yup yup 5:17 is right. guys like to talk but usually that's where it ends! ;)
by your logic, the slower the runner, the longer the sex/better in bed? i respectfully disagree
yup 1118 i call bs 1108 would sleeping hard right now
She should have texted back "Promises, promises!" Reminds me of a guy who used to bore me with how much he loved going down on women--as a total non sequitor!
8:00 can you refigure that math using 8 inches please? Don't get me wrong, I like the 6 inchers, but my sweetie happens to be 8 so unfortunately it looks like I'll be getting less time. I guess it all works out...
~The original "sexathon" poster, striking again...
I'm up for it! ;)
938 kyle is that youu??
one of the worst lines i've heard in a long time
WOW.. this was the 757 .. nice :)
Hahaha that's awesome
Nothing like a nice bottle of Astroglide X
Oh I get it because he likes dick in the butt.
And since you don't want a sexathon, I'm sure it's hard for you to imagine that there are woman that do. I know lots of hot women, like myself, who love to go all night. I've seen them do it and I've helped them do it. But yes, there are guys who would talk like they would do it, or wish they could, but the truth sweetheart, is that most of them can't...hence the "TWO guys..." Happy sex-driving...
^ Or what a great disappoint meant it will be 5 minutes later.
Why assume a man sent that text? I am a woman and I would totally send a text like that. It's hot!
lmfao! so lame but its so funny..
i would be his in 5 seconds flat.
i'm turned on and that wasn't even directed at me
Pathetic. Just end your life now.