and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
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I think her dreamjob is being a pirate. Oh, and I know that how? She stole your treasure. Your virginity.
I WIN!!! :D
@4:59 & 12:07:
i love you.
And did you yell "thar she blows!" when you busted?
Whatever, she didnt even know your tiny cock had breached her vagine, you douche
4.55: Thanks a lot :/
she sounds pretty dinghy...
Dude, that girl is one of my best friends! I know this chick!
Damn. Your mom just said to me "is that a telephone pole or your cock?"
Delta Gamma sorority chick...
Was she a United Airlines flight attendant based in Chicago named Annie, by any chance?
Oh, she put the "lay" in "layover"...
hindsight: should've put it in her mouth instead
damn it, I need to meet this girl, I have said that to women before!
May 28, 2009 3:34AM LOL!!!
LOL. The most hilarous thing I have read on this site yet! I still have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. I am TOTALLY gonna say this next time I have sex with my husband. I can't wait to see his reaction!
at least she didn't start singing "Anchors Away"
Oh my dear god I'm crying
Haha this is funny this is my area code too tho lol
oh jeez.... only in the dirty three thirty
Hahahaha! i wonder if she says that to every guy.
Nothing goes down like an anchor?
Great now I've got The Love Boat theme song stuck in my head :(
Dammit, I've got the Love Boat song in my head, too.
Sorority girls are sexy white sluts
hahaha dude thats awesome!
that sounds disgusting...
and they you thought, "this is love"
Well, she sounds like quite the little freak show.
Northeast Ohio... Wow
LMFAO NEVER THOUGHT ID BE ON BOOOOOAAAAT!!!!!
could have been worse! "is it in yet" could have gushed from her lips lol
awesome awesome awesome!! it doesn't get more awesome!!!