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  • 81 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 12:07am

    I think her dreamjob is being a pirate. Oh, and I know that how? She stole your treasure. Your virginity. I WIN!!! :D

  • 76 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 1:20am

    4.55: Thanks a lot :/

  • 77 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 4:59pm

    And did you yell "thar she blows!" when you busted?

  • 75 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 1:14am

    Was she a United Airlines flight attendant based in Chicago named Annie, by any chance? Oh, she put the "lay" in "layover"...

  • 72 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 3:59pm

    she sounds pretty dinghy...

  • 71 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 8:52am

    @4:59 & 12:07: i love you.

  • 60 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 4:27pm

    hindsight: should've put it in her mouth instead

  • 56 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 4:38am

    Delta Gamma sorority chick...

  • 73 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 10:09pm

    Damn. Your mom just said to me "is that a telephone pole or your cock?"

  • 68 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 2:06pm

    Oh my dear god I'm crying

  • 60 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 1:14am

    hahaha dude thats awesome!

  • 65 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 8:54pm

    Dude, that girl is one of my best friends! I know this chick!

  • 56 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 4:03pm

    damn it, I need to meet this girl, I have said that to women before!

  • 67 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 4:58pm

    oh jeez.... only in the dirty three thirty

  • 64 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 4:22pm

    Whatever, she didnt even know your tiny cock had breached her vagine, you douche

  • 61 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 4:45pm

    Nothing goes down like an anchor?

  • 53 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 4:58am

    Dammit, I've got the Love Boat song in my head, too.

  • 64 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:34am

    LOL. The most hilarous thing I have read on this site yet! I still have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. I am TOTALLY gonna say this next time I have sex with my husband. I can't wait to see his reaction!

  • 60 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 7:49pm

    Hahahaha! i wonder if she says that to every guy.

  • 67 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 2:06am

    at least she didn't start singing "Anchors Away"

  • 58 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 4:55pm

    Great now I've got The Love Boat theme song stuck in my head :(

  • 59 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:21pm

    May 28, 2009 3:34AM LOL!!!

  • 36 32
    Submitted by jonyco on Aug 11, 11 at 3:02pm

    Northeast Ohio... Wow

  • 57 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:01am

    that sounds disgusting...

  • 44 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 10:05pm

    Well, she sounds like quite the little freak show.

  • 47 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 12:40pm

    could have been worse! "is it in yet" could have gushed from her lips lol

  • 53 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 12:18am

    Sorority girls are sexy white sluts

  • 49 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 11:48pm

    LMFAO NEVER THOUGHT ID BE ON BOOOOOAAAAT!!!!!

  • 54 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 2:01pm

    and they you thought, "this is love"

  • 47 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 7:41pm

    Anchors away!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 49 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 4:38pm

    Haha this is funny this is my area code too tho lol

  • 52 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 1:17am

    awesome awesome awesome!! it doesn't get more awesome!!!