and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
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I think her dreamjob is being a pirate. Oh, and I know that how? She stole your treasure. Your virginity.
I WIN!!! :D
@4:59 & 12:07:
i love you.
4.55: Thanks a lot :/
And did you yell "thar she blows!" when you busted?
she sounds pretty dinghy...
Dude, that girl is one of my best friends! I know this chick!
Whatever, she didnt even know your tiny cock had breached her vagine, you douche
Delta Gamma sorority chick...
Was she a United Airlines flight attendant based in Chicago named Annie, by any chance?
Oh, she put the "lay" in "layover"...
May 28, 2009 3:34AM LOL!!!
Damn. Your mom just said to me "is that a telephone pole or your cock?"
at least she didn't start singing "Anchors Away"
hindsight: should've put it in her mouth instead
Oh my dear god I'm crying
damn it, I need to meet this girl, I have said that to women before!
Haha this is funny this is my area code too tho lol
oh jeez.... only in the dirty three thirty
LOL. The most hilarous thing I have read on this site yet! I still have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. I am TOTALLY gonna say this next time I have sex with my husband. I can't wait to see his reaction!
Hahahaha! i wonder if she says that to every guy.
Nothing goes down like an anchor?
hahaha dude thats awesome!
Dammit, I've got the Love Boat song in my head, too.
Great now I've got The Love Boat theme song stuck in my head :(
Sorority girls are sexy white sluts
that sounds disgusting...
Northeast Ohio... Wow
Well, she sounds like quite the little freak show.
LMFAO NEVER THOUGHT ID BE ON BOOOOOAAAAT!!!!!
could have been worse! "is it in yet" could have gushed from her lips lol
awesome awesome awesome!! it doesn't get more awesome!!!
and they you thought, "this is love"