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  • Submitted by JByrd825 on Aug 9, 10 at 8:26pm

    Serves you right for being a coke-head. Jackass.

    • Submitted by RRstr926 on Aug 9, 10 at 11:26pm

      so someone who does cocaine is a coke-head? i bet youve drank pathetic alcoholic jackass.\njust because someone has done or does cocaine on a somewhat regular basis doesnt make them a cokehead. i view cocaine as a party drug...much like alcohol.

      • Submitted by maskedman on Aug 9, 10 at 11:50pm

        Nobody sucks dick for alcohol.

        • Submitted by dijitaldj on Aug 10, 10 at 12:24am

          Nobody sucks dick for alcohol because you can get a 40oz from the grocery store for $1.75, or better yet just steal it. They do on the other hand have hallucinations and die of seizures and heart attacks when their forced to detox cold turkey. Also, I believe that TFLN has shown us that people suck dick for cheeseburgers, so yes, people do suck dick for alcohol.

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            Submitted by dijitaldj on Aug 10, 10 at 12:31am

            Also pardon my horrible spelling, and any grammar mistakes I may have made, because unlike cocaine, alcohol makes me stop caring whether I typed their, there, or they're.

        • Submitted by acher1 on Aug 10, 10 at 1:09am

          Fairly certain that on any Friday night you could go to any club and see a quarter of the people there who will be sucking dick for alcohol in a few hours.

  • Submitted by supertrooper on Aug 9, 10 at 8:31pm

    Telling cocaine from protein powder. so easy, even a cave man could do it...

  • Submitted by arthurlux on Aug 9, 10 at 8:49pm

    There's a Jersey Shore joke in here somewhere, I'm sure of it.

  • Submitted by dijitaldj on Aug 9, 10 at 8:48pm

    All you d-bags who get on somebody's case any time they mention any kind of drugs need to pull the sticks out of your collective butts. There is absolutely nothing wrong with a little recreational drug use, just like responsibly using alcohol or halfway decent tobacco isn't such a bad thing. It's abuse and lack of will power that ruin peoples lives and there's plenty of people who are a whole lot better than you in every sense that still find a good toot every now and then refreshing.

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      Submitted by RRstr926 on Aug 9, 10 at 11:29pm

      agreed. you cant blame the drug, you have to blame the person. if someone has no self-control, of course cocaine will ruin their life...just like alcohol would ruin their life, its just not as noticeable. people need to stop being so ignorant

    • Submitted by barfbagbeauty on Aug 9, 10 at 11:34pm

      Nahhh, why would we get on your case? It's far easier to pity you pathetic losers that feel the need to put substances in your body that do more harm than good. Keep getting high, hopefully it will sterilize you.

      • Submitted by Veritas143 on Aug 10, 10 at 12:53am

        wow...someone has a different opinion than you so they should be sterilized... What a wonderful view.. I'm glad you know what everyone should do with their own body.. I also hope alcohol, candy and fast food sterilize people.. That'll show 'em for not agreeing with us! Sieg Heil!

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          Submitted by givesmewings8 on Aug 10, 10 at 1:04am

          this guy is seriously comparing coke to candy and fast food.

          • Submitted by Veritas143 on Aug 10, 10 at 1:34am

            This guy seriously doesn't understand the argument

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              Submitted by genericname on Aug 10, 10 at 8:07pm

              No, I think he gets it. He just thinks it's laughable. One funds crime lords and local gangs who ruin the lives of millions and is highly addictive. The other is sugar. It makes kids act like they have ADDHD. He went too far wishing sterility onto users, but he's right. You can't compare coke to sugar.

          • Submitted by jonathan171 on Aug 10, 10 at 10:11pm

            He's just saying that candy and fast food are also substances that people put in their bodies that "do more harm than good."

  • Submitted by SkinnyBiscuit on Aug 9, 10 at 8:23pm

    I don't think its that funny.

  • Submitted by PerfectHaze on Aug 9, 10 at 9:33pm

    Are you kidding me archer? It\nScares me so much that people like you are still spewing this ignorance. You know that our jails are overflowing with non violent offenders while rapists and pedophiles are running free?"it must be bad if it's illegal" hmm this rational sure worked well with segregation of schools, persecution during the holocaust, and women not being allowed to vote, I guess we should just apply it here too... Please for one second stop blindly following the hand of society and

  • Submitted by j00kn0w on Aug 9, 10 at 10:10pm

    I prefer mine cut with pixie sticks

  • Submitted by camiii on Aug 10, 10 at 3:43am

    i feel like so many people on this site comment to make themselves feel better. newsflash, this site isn't exactly about morals.

  • Submitted by nbhilliard on Aug 9, 10 at 8:44pm

    Couldnt you have do a little taste test before you do a line of blow. Everyone cuts that shit with substitutes. You should know that junkie

  • Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Aug 9, 10 at 8:28pm

    That is hillarious, so how long did it take you to realize you weren't getting high from it???

  • Submitted by archer79 on Aug 9, 10 at 8:59pm

    Nothing wrong with recreational drug use? IT'S ILLEGAL, YOU BOOB! Big difference in recreational alcohol or cigarette usage and the other crap or it wouldn't be against the law. I agree it's the ones who take shit to an extreme who ruin things but the recreational line is just bull

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      Submitted by generic_name on Aug 9, 10 at 9:27pm

      recreational drug use is illegal, therefore it's immoral. excellent logic there.

    • Submitted by keroger on Aug 9, 10 at 10:30pm

      Alcohol was once illegal as well. It was only the mass chaos and revolt ensuing that ban that forced it to be legalized again..not because alcohol should be legal, but because to keep the peace, it was better off being legalized. You don't see any hippies running around throwing bricks through windows to get shit legalized do you?

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      Submitted by Clickclock on Aug 10, 10 at 3:09am

      Umm.... you know that same sex marriage is also against the law. Are you going to use the same logic about how bad that is as well? Because that's the line of logic you are using.

    • Submitted by gutsout on Aug 10, 10 at 8:17am

      Kohlberg's stage of moral development: 4. Come on, you can do better than this.

  • Submitted by AKjonesy on Aug 9, 10 at 10:08pm

    I'm gunna guess that alcohol kills and creates more problems than any other drug... It's not illegal. Bro fist for recreational users.

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    Submitted by ClevelandSteamer on Aug 11, 10 at 12:51pm

    Yeah I bet he was laughing real hard when you were gagging hit your head and passed out

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    Submitted by SteezyT on Aug 10, 10 at 11:06pm

    In the words of Ben Harper..."My choice is what i chose to do;\nand if I'm causin no harm,\nit shouldn't bother you." Quit being such judgemental A- holes.

  • Submitted by Megzii on Aug 9, 10 at 10:00pm

    Omg like so much

  • Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 9, 10 at 8:31pm

    Lol!!!!!!!!! Wow, first good one in a long while! Rule: bring more good texts!

  • Submitted by goditsmehimarie on Aug 10, 10 at 4:04am

    all successful and happy people do coke... Yeah right. Clearly you're the type of lowlife that my taxes go to. Cops have to be looking for scum like you when they could be doing better things for society. \nDon't use the retarded alcohol was once illegal too excuse. That messes you up, but ask any medical professional, or really anyone for that matter, if anything good comes from coke? Get educated loser.

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      Submitted by dijitaldj on Aug 10, 10 at 1:22pm

      Cocaine used to be a prescription medication and is still recognized in the medical community to have multiple beneficial properties, but just like heroin synthetic versions of the drug are both slightly "safer", and more importantly, patentable. Even so, cocaine is still used as a topical anesthetic for some facial surgeries. On the other hand, the only medical uses for alcohol are to thin out products like cough syrup, or to treat people suffering from life threatening alcohol withdrawl. Get ed

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    Submitted by uhateme on Aug 10, 10 at 7:05am

    Hold up all u who r jumping up an going after the guy who said cokehead that's his fucking OPINION! Every one has the right to an OPINION it's called America we have that right! Just like u have ur opinions that doin coke is just fine. Chill the fuck out damn!

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    Submitted by iamthebeard on Feb 5, 11 at 12:02pm

    have you ever noticed how SENSITIVE these COKE-HEADS are??

  • Submitted by sacredcandle69 on Aug 9, 10 at 10:48pm

    The reason rapists, and other illegals, not to name races.. but mexicans are running around our country is because the government doesn't give a flying fuck.

    • Submitted by barfbagbeauty on Aug 9, 10 at 11:35pm

      I think you forgot to take your medication this morning...

  • Submitted by rustybucket on Aug 9, 10 at 11:59pm

    All u preaching drugs are bad, don't do them and stay out of everyone elses business. People get killed for drugs all the time, well, legalize them, make them available for everyone. Is alcohol so much better? I think not. Just saying.

  • Submitted by strange1 on Aug 9, 10 at 9:36pm

    I think you're really funny - whoever you are. freaking amazing.

  • Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Aug 9, 10 at 11:45pm

    Could have been worse. Could have been borax.

  • Submitted by JJdoggie on Aug 9, 10 at 10:47pm

    Sounds fake, why would you text somebody about this later instead of saying something at the time? It's not like anybody leaves a line out and takes off, allowing somebody else to switch it out. Now if sold you a gram of protein powder, that would be believable.

  • Submitted by keroger on Aug 9, 10 at 8:27pm


  • Submitted by dijitaldj on Aug 10, 10 at 9:28pm

    cocaine only funds crime lords because of the black market, just like alcohol did during prohibition. All drugs should be legal. You should be allowed to buy, sell, or make your own crack if you feel like it. Become a crack head and overdose. Get all the rehab want, as long as you can afford it. Eliminate the crime, eliminate the criminals. There's no reason to waste tax money on incarcerating, feeding, and caring for substance abusers, and if drugs are legal, there are no dealers.

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    Submitted by warbunny on Oct 22, 12 at 12:56pm

    I sucked some dick for a for loko

  • Submitted by pbyrd on Aug 9, 10 at 8:52pm

    I agree with 8:48 to the fullest extent.

  • Submitted by granger744 on Aug 13, 10 at 7:55pm

    Man i know your pain! Once my friend made me laugh when i was drinking a protein shake and it came out my nose. Couldnt breath out of it for hours!