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  • These comments reveal a few of the reasons why Canadians think most of us in the US are stupid.

    Submitted by dowcet on Feb 2, 10 at 4:02pm
  • NlGGERS can't go to Cuba!!!! -The Canadian

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 9:14am
  • Everyone saying shit about Americans not being able to come back from Cuba obviously didn't notice the text is from QUEBEC.

    Submitted by cropcircles on Feb 2, 10 at 6:16pm
  • It's perfectly fine to go to Cuba but you have to get approved or something and go through Miami. I'm Cuban, my family does it legally all the time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:57pm
    • Only Cuban-Americans can go no problem. The rest of us have to jump through a few more hoops.

      Submitted by johnlouismartin on Feb 3, 10 at 2:49am
  • You Americans are real special, this text has NOTHING to do with you. The world does NOT revolve around you. The person who sent this was in Montreal!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:15pm
  • I went to Cuba for 6 months. A lot of drunken debauchery happened. -Meso

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 2:31pm
  • Americans most definitely can go to Cuba, they just need special permission from the government. In fact I just got back from singing in a music festival in Cuba.

    Submitted by MVermont on Feb 3, 10 at 5:21am
  • In Soviet Russia, Cuba uh... err... NeXT!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 3:13pm
  • We keep our missiles in Cuba ;) - soviet Russian 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 2:05pm
  • Why are these doucebags having a political conversation on a site about drunk texting! Your arguments have officially lost all cred!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 6:09am
  • ... Also, illegal immigrants get free healthcare in the US and a whole mess of help that legal residents don't get. The US will be a third world country within the next 50 years because of lazy/corrupt politicians and a weak-willed and weak-minded populace. -The Canadian

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 12:54am
  • They are too accepting and their people are weak. Whether you agree with the US' war in the middle east or not, the fact is if it weren't for; bad planning, bad media coverage and an entire nation of people that don't understand that bad shit happens during war the US would have things under better control...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 12:51am
  • I wrote this. Just have in mind that Cuba for Canadians is Cancun for Americans. Go there for the sun and drink 24/7

    Submitted by Manue on Feb 5, 10 at 4:57pm
    • Oh and the Soviet republic does not exist anymore since 1989. Its called Russia. Learn your history kids.

      Submitted by Manue on Feb 5, 10 at 5:02pm
  • Hey.... Baylor baseball team just got back from Cuba....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 2:16am
  • I'm 1104 and I'm from Montreal you fucking moron. That doesn't change the fact that over half the cubans in and around miami are fucking illegal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:17pm
    • over half of miami's cubans are not illegal - they come to the US and go through the immigration process and become citizens. they go to school and try to learn english! you don't know anything about miami or its cubans. so take your mouth and stick it right back in montreal. k?

      Submitted by justcallmeangie on Feb 3, 10 at 12:34am
      • Cubans get automatic refugee status when the come to the U.S. They can't really be illegal.

        Submitted by johnlouismartin on Feb 3, 10 at 2:51am
  • Cubans are all fucking illegal and they are just as bad as NlGGERS!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 10:17pm
  • Stop giving Canadians a bad name. How the fuck can you criticize Miami when we're a bilingual country and multicultural as fuck. Pull your head out of your ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 1:21am
  • Americans can go to Cuba and come back... I'm going in 2 months.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 4:42pm
  • YES CUBA! Stfu all you ignorant people. iViva Cuba! (Am proud American also so stfu)

    Submitted by HaliFromCali on Feb 2, 10 at 10:01pm
  • I love Canadians. You guys are awesome. xD

    Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Sep 11, 11 at 10:40am
  • Just cause i'm from Canada doesn't mean I don't know what goes in in your fucked up country. They don't try to learn English, soon the stupid Americans will allow Spanish to be their national language.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:45am
    • Cause the United States' problem definitely is being too "accepting" when it comes to different cultures... right...

      Submitted by canehdian on Feb 3, 10 at 11:13pm
  • Why is there no longer a soviet russia???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 2:30pm
  • Who goes to Cuba?

    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Feb 2, 10 at 2:07pm
  • Just got back from a year of debauchery in Cuba myself... This text is perfect!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 5:01pm
  • Why?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 2:09pm
  • Yeah right, you arrived in America in a rowboat. Miami is full of the scum of the earth. They should mine the whole damn city.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:04pm
    • I'm pretty sure that comment just made you become scum of the earth.. asshole

      Submitted by canehdian on Feb 3, 10 at 11:10pm
  • I live in Miami and I'm a Cuban American (born here with Cuban parents). The Cubans in miami are not illegal because once they touch American soil they are allowed in by law.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 2:27pm
  • There is a naval base in Cuba. No one cares what Canadians think. -Meso

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 4:54pm
  • Cuba doesn't just let ppl come and go!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 2:26am
  • Sigh. When will I stop being surprised by American ignorance?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:40am
  • In Nazi occupied France... Just below thr cubans on the shit list were the blacks... -inglorious basterd...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 2:07pm
  • uhhh how'd an american get to cuba and get enough space from surveillance to actually have fun? americans in cuba aren't allowed to come back, are they?

    Submitted by lalalalalalala on Feb 2, 10 at 4:08pm
  • If miami is so aweful Why the fuck do all u Canadians come there every minute u can. I'm a first generation American. My whole family is Cuban. Thank God for private beaches that stupid tourist never new about.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 1:18am
  • That's impressive

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 6:42pm
  • Hell. Yes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:50am
  • Squirrel!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 4:26pm