I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
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5:20 set the clock on the microwave without calling for help, I doubt you can do it
414 hasn't seen Anchorman. Makes their argument all the more funnier. HAHAHAHA What a tool!
name one useful thing a woman has invented
yes men do think this. its true.
do so many of these men really think this way?
^^^^ This is why women are retarded. They lack the ability to understand a "joke", and take everything to heart. The biggest mistake man ever made was making women think we give a shit about their opinion, now they always have to put their 2 cents in
you know, if you think about it, a woman did probably invent fire. the caveman went out and hunted something, and the woman was tired of eating raw meat. so she thought, hmm...i bet friction between these sticks would help heat up the meat. and voila! fire. yeah, it was a woman.
LMAO look one of them can read a calender
515 if we were fat gamers, we'd be playing games. dumb ass beezy! Only game i play is broads and i'm gettin the high score.
i was about to chuckle at how these things always turn into battle of the sexes
336 um...just because you have a bigger brain doesnt mean youre more intelligent. einstein actually had a smaller than average brain.....
Women may have smaller brains, but at least they use them.
Cavemen didn't get pussy. They took it.
well, 2:19, would you care to know that i could kick your ass and make you cry?
Correction the first caveman to distribute and sell fire got the pussy. Somethings never change!
no 2:30...made by men. just like everything else in the world.
520 girls are actually stupid enough to believe this. proves the point in a funny way!
6/23 @ 9:51 you've made more sense than anyone on here.
The only fucking good text on this site
never the less, he still got a lot of pussy!
I must give women credit for their many inventions. Whining, crying for no reason, and the WNBA just to name a few.
damn people grow up.
Wow. This is 2009, people. Grow up.
why won't this effing thing thing let me post?
As a man, I do honestly believe that man are superior. Man is the leader of the house, and provider. Out of 5,382 historically noted tribes only 15 were led by women. No one is saying that women aren't as equal but there are some nature-alistic roles. Men provide the food, women takes care of family. To those that say women's brain is smaller...if your brains gets bigger, that's called a tumor.
3:36 - women may have smaller brains than a man, but we use a larger percentage of ours than men could ever hope to use.
noway 3:38 ...in those days women were less equel to men .they werent aloud to give an opinion let alone fuckin go sail somewhere and discover shit that why there all men.....
women are so smart and yet even blacks could vote before them
make up cause men can't stand seein what lies under.
520 you do use a larger percent of your brain which is why you overthink everything and cry too damn much. And then you binge eat out of depression and end up being the fat ass that you are.
552 has small tits and no self esteem.
the putting a paper bag over an ugly chicks face....now i can score with any chick with a body
no 3:41 man came up with that one too......bitch wouldnt shut up
hahah cavemen didn't get pussy they took it
that's funnier than the text!
thank God i got my dad's genius and good lookin genes 413
to 6:22 - women do not over-think things. we analyze situations because we are actually considerate enough to do so. men say so many more stupid things than women. in fact, if a woman cries, it is probably because of something stupid a man said, because he didn't think about it.
and, by the way, i go to the gym six days each week, and run ten miles every week. not a fat ass, but thanks for playing your guessing game.
Men run this world sweety. You're just here to put on heels and put them up on my shoulders. After you cook my dinner and clean MY house of course.
I bet he was fat too
3:43 - that was hilarious and i'm a girl
But I don't believe gender is an accurate measurement of intellect because there are both intelligent men and women. Doesn't mean a woman can't be more intelligent than a man in some situations.
I bet the first person who made fire was a woman.
319 Who invented the phone? Alexander Graham Bell. Electricity? Essentially, Ben Franklin and 8 other MEN. Christ, who even invented the hair dryer? Alexandre Godefoy! But, I applaud female intellect too. The blow job was the best!
2:19, you're affecting your own I.Q. You can't even spell "because".
Come on now, be more respectful to women...you get more pussy that way!!
No, the first caveman to use a CLUB got a lot of pussy!
Omfg why is ther an argument about stupid shit in every damn text. Why can't ppl just be like haha this is funny shit and move on with our lives
12:43 , we don't care that you cried cuz we are still men. we win, you fail. now go make me a sandwitch and quit your bickering. it's affecting my IQ
women have invented many things....but unfortunatly before 1900's women were not allowed to get a patent so the men got credit for their inventions instead. and before you jump on me for being a fat chick...im a male history and philosophy major. just stating the facts.
4:24 thank you! Anchorman proves that men are superior to women. NOW clean my house, cook my dinner, and then tell me about your day while you suck my dick
4:13 you are a genius
230 is actually right, how else was the cave woman supposed to cook?
i love how these somewhat harmless, funny text messages cause tons of arguments
So sick of this site. Deny my awesome texts, and put this repetitive shit up constantly.
to 5:53 - actually, i have created three programs to make my life and job easier. i also programmed every electronic in my house (that's right, my house; i own it), because my bf couldn't figure it out.
what the fuck are you sayin 3:36 womens brains are bigger then mens its a scientific fackt. the women invented the laser beem somthing that man has been trying to do for years.women are superior to us.we can just fuck them up if we want to......
women have smaller brains.........its science
2:50 go clean something please, and maybe bake something
Actually, your dad invented that the night you were conceived.
10:10 took the words outta my mouth
Men are obviously superior. Our bodies don't have monthly leaks, and we make more money.
Also, make me a sandwich, bitch.
3:36 Gladly! But for me to put my heels and throw them over your shoulders, you had better make more money than me (good luck with that), because this lady doesn't slum it.
If you're hot and have a phd ur probably a butterface
the whole "women have smaller brains......its science" is a movie quote you idiots.
stop taking shit seriously
that's pretty fucked up considering we are in 2009
I bet you are a decendent of that caveman
btw. the only thing that is affecting your IQ is you. i gathered this by your inability to spell simple words like "because or 'cause" and "sandwich"
All of you shut the fuck up your all idiots for arguing to ppl about a fucking text. Its just supposed to be funny how the fuck did getting laid turn into which sex is smarter? Start that conversation up next time your tryin to get some and see how far you get you fucking retards
2:33: exactly what I was thinking, thank you.
2:31, uh. Yeah.
That's how it works. I guess none of those intro courses worked out for you, huh?
6:23 @ 3:41 no one invented electricity, idiot. it exists. that's what lightening is.
hahahaha so men have greater physical strength and used to be the hunters, and that makes them overall superior? Way to perpetuate the caveman mentality.
yes, because obviously gender is the primary factor in determining intelligence...
men and women have about the same average intelligence, but men have greater variability. This means that the vast majority of geniuses (and retards) are male, while women are more clustered around the average. Since inventors, discoverers, innovators, etc pretty much have to be geniuses, this explains why most are male.
But yea, to say fire was developed by women, when essentially everything else came from men, is just stupid.
To both genders who are arguing: shut the fuck up, especially the guys. Being a guy I can truthfully say that you are embarrassments.
I think men need to learn their role in life.
Women are superior to them intellectually, which is why they think they are God's gift to earth. They don't know what us real women are packin in the head...We just let them think the things they do to boost their ego to better what we as women want.
name one useful thing you've invented
6/23 @ 951, u r the only man here. u obviously understand that this is a very elementry arguement & it was caused by the most illiterate topic. & i dont mean 2 give in2 this arguement but 2 all the men who said all that shit about women being little housewifes, i happen 2 have my phd. & i happen 2 b a size 8. 5'10, & i have DD. so shut. the fuck. up
424 and 449... i bet you two are some fat gamers on this site because you have no life. i bet you two have barely ever talked to girls (who arent the characters in your video games)