How'd it feel making her break her religion?
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When I was in high school, I tried to date a Christian girl. One night I ate her out. The next day she was buying pregnancy tests because she thought that "sex act" was enough for God to make her pregnant.
12:37 - thank you so much, I didn't understand this text at ALL until you enlightened me.
was that her in the corner?
dude, i grew up in church, went to church camp and church weekends, did all that stuff. and ever since i knew what sex was i couldn't wait to have it.
lmao i agree wit 8:12 he is goin a lil to hard but i kinda agree u cant be 2 general
I popped a Nazerine guy in college. Just random hook up after class one day. He shows up the following morning with his mother because he thought we should now get married.
As bad as Christian girls are about cherry popping, the boys are worse. Nothing as bad as some Baptist preacher's son weeping because god's gonna get him for the blowjob he just begged for and got.
Too bad it's "lose" not "break." Fucktards.
Oh i hate religion. Good job OP.
give me your tears, chipsy
when i broke mine, it sucked balls.
when i broke my new boyfriends. it rocked.
Is anal the loophole in the religious system?
Mmm, I would love to meet a extremely religious virgin girl or guy. Either way, I am going to make them feel guilty and shameful.. And my own needs would be met just corrupting them.
da fuck is wrong with you O.O
11:42 & 11:49, I used to be that Cristian virgin boy, till I went to college and met a girl who set me free. I remember being in high school and going to parties with my friends, not drinking, and turning girls down. If i could go back, hand my young self a joint and a bottle of whiskey, and tell him to bang as many high school chicks as he can, while he still can.
im mormon..im not a virgin anymore thanks to my first gf..and we slept together all the time after it until i broke up with her because she was a bitch..and i dont try to convert anyone..way to generalize ya dumb bitch...also a catholic priest wannabe would probably be the worst..or a nun wannabe
I can hit a gypsy with a rock from 15 meters away if chained... 10 if not
I bet REM was playing in her head the entire time.
cant wait till some guy ruins me lol
12:37...mostly correct. The Bible actually says you should only lay with one person for life. It does not say it has to be with your spouse, or that you have to wait until after marriage. Marriage used to guarantee (theoretically) that an individual will only have sex for one person for life. Of course, with infidelity and divorce...this isn't actually true.
11:58, thats amazing.
We should all try to cuss as much as possible.
How exactly does one "break" your religion?
To tell you the truth people, I think it'd be pretty cool if a guy and girl got married and were virgins. Fuck what you immediate-pleasure people say. I do think it would be cool.
cool like chess club maybe
i left my smit all over her face.
9:53 you are retarded. break would be correct as in breaking a rule. lose would only fit if he converted her or actually made her nonreligious ? which I truly doubt.
9:53 take a god damn joke, jesus fucking christ.
they should have named it meghanistan
I bet it felt like tarnished reputations and shattered dreams....delicious
sounds like my ex. he's all about ruining 16-year-old girls. but only the ones that go to church. that way his church thinks he's being a good boy because the girl is too ashamed to tell anyone.
are you from the tri-cities or chatt?
It actually make sense. THINK about it. In Christianity you are not supposed to sleep with anyone but your husband, and that is after you marry. SO she lost her v card, and broke a rule in the Bible. Who needs rules anyway. Funny post 423
And 9:59 has their head up their ass. The song is called, "Losing My Religion" by R.E.M. Fucktard.
how can people tell whose who? isn't everyone anon?
get behind the christian like dior =)
jesus freaks obv were the ones to vote bad night
10:00, 10:03, and 10:09 are all the same person
it feels awesome. been there. get out before the crying starts.
3:55 knows what's up
Dang, 9:58. Good one. Haha
uhhhh.... 3:02? ya stfu.
I'm disappointed 1154 is on this site instead of on their knees praying for ppl's whorish souls! GO PRAY NOW! I NEED REDEMPTION!!!!!!!!!!
I'm disappointed in her, him, and everyone saying premarital sex is okay.
that's her in the spot... lying, losing her religion.
wait.. obviously the people that are saying they've had "the worst" experience with virgins... have never dated a mormon. god awful. you want to have sex and they want to convert you. it's a baaad deal all around
Damn the Mormon at 5:04 is going hard!!
hahaha 11:58 you're my hero
I know lots of Christian/catholic chicks that'll fuck your brains out...
LOOK WHAT YOU DID MY RELIGION IS ALL OVER THE FLOOR NOW GOD DAMNIT WHY CANT YOU TOUCH ANYTHING WITHOUT BREKING IT THESE WERE NEW JEANS TOO FUCK MAN I CANT TAKE YOU ANYWHERE CAN I
i'll smite on her and in her.
10:19 - Only to the stupid, but without it less people would be getting some.
10:09 - You do realize that 9:53 was talking about the song "losing my religion" right? The first couple posts asked if the chick had that song in her head since she "broke her religion" and 9:53 was being way too literal about the word usage to take a joke.
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what a whore, i hope god smites her
Nothing beats a Catholic boy. Especially one who wants to be a priest! They won't even let you give them a BJ! Then they get upset over the handjob. Then they get pissed when you sleep with someone else and dump them. Five years later they get over it and join the seminary.
The only Baptist preacher's son I knew was a child molester. He was also the youth pastor.
Gotta love Christianity! Chalk full of awesome people! (if by awesome I mean pussies and sexual predators, which I do)
11:02 ...... AMEN .. ha ironic, but really.
Way to go, virgin slayer.
953 is wrong anyways
OP could have been talking about drinking or showing her hair. Not necessarily sex and Christianity here...
whoever keeps posting about hitting gypsies needs to cut it out. its ... ? a waste of space.
and @11:02 and 1:02 -- truth
I LOVE how 666 ppl disliked this:p
If you are not a virgin don't have sex with someone who is! It won't be enjoyable if the guy lasts less than a minute or if the girl is screaming "OW!OW!".
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