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  • When I was in high school, I tried to date a Christian girl. One night I ate her out. The next day she was buying pregnancy tests because she thought that "sex act" was enough for God to make her pregnant.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:52pm
  • 12:37 - thank you so much, I didn't understand this text at ALL until you enlightened me. jesus christ.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 3:13am
  • was that her in the corner?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 9:35pm
  • lmao i agree wit 8:12 he is goin a lil to hard but i kinda agree u cant be 2 general

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:57pm
  • dude, i grew up in church, went to church camp and church weekends, did all that stuff. and ever since i knew what sex was i couldn't wait to have it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:57am
  • Too bad it's "lose" not "break." Fucktards.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 9:53pm
  • As bad as Christian girls are about cherry popping, the boys are worse. Nothing as bad as some Baptist preacher's son weeping because god's gonna get him for the blowjob he just begged for and got.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:42pm
  • Oh i hate religion. Good job OP.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:42am
  • I popped a Nazerine guy in college. Just random hook up after class one day. He shows up the following morning with his mother because he thought we should now get married.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:58pm
  • give me your tears, chipsy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 4:48am
  • when i broke mine, it sucked balls. when i broke my new boyfriends. it rocked.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:02pm
  • Mmm, I would love to meet a extremely religious virgin girl or guy. Either way, I am going to make them feel guilty and shameful.. And my own needs would be met just corrupting them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:44pm
  • Is anal the loophole in the religious system?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:19am
  • 11:42 & 11:49, I used to be that Cristian virgin boy, till I went to college and met a girl who set me free. I remember being in high school and going to parties with my friends, not drinking, and turning girls down. If i could go back, hand my young self a joint and a bottle of whiskey, and tell him to bang as many high school chicks as he can, while he still can.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:02am
  • im mormon..im not a virgin anymore thanks to my first gf..and we slept together all the time after it until i broke up with her because she was a bitch..and i dont try to convert anyone..way to generalize ya dumb bitch...also a catholic priest wannabe would probably be the worst..or a nun wannabe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 5:04pm
  • 12:37...mostly correct. The Bible actually says you should only lay with one person for life. It does not say it has to be with your spouse, or that you have to wait until after marriage. Marriage used to guarantee (theoretically) that an individual will only have sex for one person for life. Of course, with infidelity and divorce...this isn't actually true.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:22am
  • I can hit a gypsy with a rock from 15 meters away if chained... 10 if not

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 4:03am
  • I bet REM was playing in her head the entire time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 9:23pm
  • cant wait till some guy ruins me lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:58am
  • 9:53 you are retarded. break would be correct as in breaking a rule. lose would only fit if he converted her or actually made her nonreligious ? which I truly doubt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:09am
  • How exactly does one "break" your religion?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:12am
  • 11:58, thats amazing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:02am
  • We should all try to cuss as much as possible.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 10:00pm
  • To tell you the truth people, I think it'd be pretty cool if a guy and girl got married and were virgins. Fuck what you immediate-pleasure people say. I do think it would be cool.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:01am
  • are you from the tri-cities or chatt?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:34pm
  • 9:53 take a god damn joke, jesus fucking christ.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 9:56pm
  • they should have named it meghanistan

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 3:43am
  • I bet it felt like tarnished reputations and shattered dreams....delicious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:55am
  • i left my smit all over her face.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:28pm
  • how can people tell whose who? isn't everyone anon?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:00pm
  • And 9:59 has their head up their ass. The song is called, "Losing My Religion" by R.E.M. Fucktard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:36am
  • sounds like my ex. he's all about ruining 16-year-old girls. but only the ones that go to church. that way his church thinks he's being a good boy because the girl is too ashamed to tell anyone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:02am
  • It actually make sense. THINK about it. In Christianity you are not supposed to sleep with anyone but your husband, and that is after you marry. SO she lost her v card, and broke a rule in the Bible. Who needs rules anyway. Funny post 423

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:37am
  • wait.. obviously the people that are saying they've had "the worst" experience with virgins... have never dated a mormon. god awful. you want to have sex and they want to convert you. it's a baaad deal all around

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:25am
  • it feels awesome. been there. get out before the crying starts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 10:41pm
  • that's her in the spot... lying, losing her religion.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:56pm
  • 10:00, 10:03, and 10:09 are all the same person

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 10:52pm
  • jesus freaks obv were the ones to vote bad night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:07am
  • I'm disappointed 1154 is on this site instead of on their knees praying for ppl's whorish souls! GO PRAY NOW! I NEED REDEMPTION!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:58pm
  • I'm disappointed in her, him, and everyone saying premarital sex is okay.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:54pm
  • 10:19 - Only to the stupid, but without it less people would be getting some.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:50am
  • uhhhh.... 3:02? ya stfu. kthxbi :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 5:15pm
  • 3:55 knows what's up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 11:51pm
  • get behind the christian like dior =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:11am
  • Dang, 9:58. Good one. Haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:53pm
  • hahaha 11:58 you're my hero

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:22am
  • fuckshitmotherfuckingballassbastard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 10:03pm
  • 10:09 - You do realize that 9:53 was talking about the song "losing my religion" right? The first couple posts asked if the chick had that song in her head since she "broke her religion" and 9:53 was being way too literal about the word usage to take a joke.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:24pm
  • LOOK WHAT YOU DID MY RELIGION IS ALL OVER THE FLOOR NOW GOD DAMNIT WHY CANT YOU TOUCH ANYTHING WITHOUT BREKING IT THESE WERE NEW JEANS TOO FUCK MAN I CANT TAKE YOU ANYWHERE CAN I

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:21am
  • i'll smite on her and in her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:26pm
  • I know lots of Christian/catholic chicks that'll fuck your brains out...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 7:06pm
  • Damn the Mormon at 5:04 is going hard!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:12pm
  • kazakhstan is the greatest country in the world all other countries are run by little girls kazakhstan is number 1 greatest exporter of potassium

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:57am
  • what a whore, i hope god smites her

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:08pm
  • 11:02 ...... AMEN .. ha ironic, but really.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:44pm
  • Way to go, virgin slayer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:12am
  • Nothing beats a Catholic boy. Especially one who wants to be a priest! They won't even let you give them a BJ! Then they get upset over the handjob. Then they get pissed when you sleep with someone else and dump them. Five years later they get over it and join the seminary. The only Baptist preacher's son I knew was a child molester. He was also the youth pastor. Gotta love Christianity! Chalk full of awesome people! (if by awesome I mean pussies and sexual predators, which I do)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:49pm
  • 953 is wrong anyways

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 9:59pm
  • OP could have been talking about drinking or showing her hair. Not necessarily sex and Christianity here...

    Submitted by DallasDiva on Nov 6, 11 at 10:54am
  • whoever keeps posting about hitting gypsies needs to cut it out. its ... ? a waste of space. and @11:02 and 1:02 -- truth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 3:02pm
  • I LOVE how 666 ppl disliked this:p

    Submitted by amxnda90 on Jan 1, 11 at 10:41pm
  • If you are not a virgin don't have sex with someone who is! It won't be enjoyable if the guy lasts less than a minute or if the girl is screaming "OW!OW!".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:05am
  • This is my favorite

    Submitted by 52_pick_up on Dec 16, 10 at 4:34am