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  • 52 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:52pm

    When I was in high school, I tried to date a Christian girl. One night I ate her out. The next day she was buying pregnancy tests because she thought that "sex act" was enough for God to make her pregnant.

  • 44 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 9:35pm

    was that her in the corner?

  • 44 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:58pm

    I popped a Nazerine guy in college. Just random hook up after class one day. He shows up the following morning with his mother because he thought we should now get married.

  • 36 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 3:13am

    12:37 - thank you so much, I didn't understand this text at ALL until you enlightened me. jesus christ.

  • 34 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:02pm

    when i broke mine, it sucked balls. when i broke my new boyfriends. it rocked.

  • 35 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:42pm

    As bad as Christian girls are about cherry popping, the boys are worse. Nothing as bad as some Baptist preacher's son weeping because god's gonna get him for the blowjob he just begged for and got.

  • 35 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:57pm

    lmao i agree wit 8:12 he is goin a lil to hard but i kinda agree u cant be 2 general

  • 35 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 4:03am

    I can hit a gypsy with a rock from 15 meters away if chained... 10 if not

  • 37 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:57am

    dude, i grew up in church, went to church camp and church weekends, did all that stuff. and ever since i knew what sex was i couldn't wait to have it.

  • 33 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:42am

    Oh i hate religion. Good job OP.

  • 33 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 7:06pm

    I know lots of Christian/catholic chicks that'll fuck your brains out...

  • 34 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 4:48am

    give me your tears, chipsy

  • 30 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:00pm

    how can people tell whose who? isn't everyone anon?

  • 31 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:44pm

    Mmm, I would love to meet a extremely religious virgin girl or guy. Either way, I am going to make them feel guilty and shameful.. And my own needs would be met just corrupting them.

    • 17 22
      Submitted by evil_rose on Feb 15, 12 at 9:39pm

      da fuck is wrong with you O.O

  • 32 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:09am

    9:53 you are retarded. break would be correct as in breaking a rule. lose would only fit if he converted her or actually made her nonreligious ? which I truly doubt.

  • 29 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:07am

    jesus freaks obv were the ones to vote bad night

  • 29 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:55am

    I bet it felt like tarnished reputations and shattered dreams....delicious

  • 25 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:21am

    LOOK WHAT YOU DID MY RELIGION IS ALL OVER THE FLOOR NOW GOD DAMNIT WHY CANT YOU TOUCH ANYTHING WITHOUT BREKING IT THESE WERE NEW JEANS TOO FUCK MAN I CANT TAKE YOU ANYWHERE CAN I

  • 32 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:01am

    To tell you the truth people, I think it'd be pretty cool if a guy and girl got married and were virgins. Fuck what you immediate-pleasure people say. I do think it would be cool.

    • 16 28
      Submitted by fuckYOU on Mar 18, 11 at 3:04pm

      cool like chess club maybe

  • 31 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:28pm

    i left my smit all over her face.

  • 33 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 5:04pm

    im mormon..im not a virgin anymore thanks to my first gf..and we slept together all the time after it until i broke up with her because she was a bitch..and i dont try to convert anyone..way to generalize ya dumb bitch...also a catholic priest wannabe would probably be the worst..or a nun wannabe

  • 32 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 9:53pm

    Too bad it's "lose" not "break." Fucktards.

  • 26 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 9:23pm

    I bet REM was playing in her head the entire time.

  • 31 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:19am

    Is anal the loophole in the religious system?

  • 26 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 10:00pm

    We should all try to cuss as much as possible.

  • 21 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:11am

    get behind the christian like dior =)

  • 29 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:58pm

    I'm disappointed 1154 is on this site instead of on their knees praying for ppl's whorish souls! GO PRAY NOW! I NEED REDEMPTION!!!!!!!!!!

  • 25 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:02am

    11:42 & 11:49, I used to be that Cristian virgin boy, till I went to college and met a girl who set me free. I remember being in high school and going to parties with my friends, not drinking, and turning girls down. If i could go back, hand my young self a joint and a bottle of whiskey, and tell him to bang as many high school chicks as he can, while he still can.

  • 27 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 3:43am

    they should have named it meghanistan

  • 22 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:36am

    And 9:59 has their head up their ass. The song is called, "Losing My Religion" by R.E.M. Fucktard.

  • 29 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:02am

    11:58, thats amazing.

  • 28 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:49pm

    Nothing beats a Catholic boy. Especially one who wants to be a priest! They won't even let you give them a BJ! Then they get upset over the handjob. Then they get pissed when you sleep with someone else and dump them. Five years later they get over it and join the seminary. The only Baptist preacher's son I knew was a child molester. He was also the youth pastor. Gotta love Christianity! Chalk full of awesome people! (if by awesome I mean pussies and sexual predators, which I do)

  • 24 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 10:52pm

    10:00, 10:03, and 10:09 are all the same person

  • 20 21
    Submitted by DallasDiva on Nov 6, 11 at 10:54am

    OP could have been talking about drinking or showing her hair. Not necessarily sex and Christianity here...

  • 19 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:37am

    It actually make sense. THINK about it. In Christianity you are not supposed to sleep with anyone but your husband, and that is after you marry. SO she lost her v card, and broke a rule in the Bible. Who needs rules anyway. Funny post 423

  • 23 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:56pm

    that's her in the spot... lying, losing her religion.

  • 25 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:22am

    12:37...mostly correct. The Bible actually says you should only lay with one person for life. It does not say it has to be with your spouse, or that you have to wait until after marriage. Marriage used to guarantee (theoretically) that an individual will only have sex for one person for life. Of course, with infidelity and divorce...this isn't actually true.

  • 27 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:54pm

    I'm disappointed in her, him, and everyone saying premarital sex is okay.

  • 24 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 9:56pm

    9:53 take a god damn joke, jesus fucking christ.

  • 21 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:02am

    sounds like my ex. he's all about ruining 16-year-old girls. but only the ones that go to church. that way his church thinks he's being a good boy because the girl is too ashamed to tell anyone.

  • 21 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 11:51pm

    3:55 knows what's up

  • 24 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:58am

    cant wait till some guy ruins me lol

  • 25 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:53pm

    Dang, 9:58. Good one. Haha

  • 29 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:25am

    wait.. obviously the people that are saying they've had "the worst" experience with virgins... have never dated a mormon. god awful. you want to have sex and they want to convert you. it's a baaad deal all around

  • 24 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:57am

    kazakhstan is the greatest country in the world all other countries are run by little girls kazakhstan is number 1 greatest exporter of potassium

  • 24 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:22am

    hahaha 11:58 you're my hero

  • 28 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:34pm

    are you from the tri-cities or chatt?

  • 20 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:12am

    Way to go, virgin slayer.

  • 22 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:26pm

    i'll smite on her and in her.

  • 22 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:12pm

    Damn the Mormon at 5:04 is going hard!!

  • 20 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:08pm

    what a whore, i hope god smites her

  • 17 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 10:03pm

    fuckshitmotherfuckingballassbastard.

  • 25 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 9:59pm

    953 is wrong anyways

  • 19 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 5:15pm

    uhhhh.... 3:02? ya stfu. kthxbi :)

  • 27 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 10:41pm

    it feels awesome. been there. get out before the crying starts.

  • 24 46
    Submitted by amxnda90 on Jan 1, 11 at 10:41pm

    I LOVE how 666 ppl disliked this:p

  • 16 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:12am

    How exactly does one "break" your religion?

  • 17 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:44pm

    11:02 ...... AMEN .. ha ironic, but really.

  • 14 31
    Submitted by 52_pick_up on Dec 16, 10 at 4:34am

    This is my favorite

  • 16 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:50am

    10:19 - Only to the stupid, but without it less people would be getting some.

  • 15 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 3:02pm

    whoever keeps posting about hitting gypsies needs to cut it out. its ... ? a waste of space. and @11:02 and 1:02 -- truth

  • 18 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:24pm

    10:09 - You do realize that 9:53 was talking about the song "losing my religion" right? The first couple posts asked if the chick had that song in her head since she "broke her religion" and 9:53 was being way too literal about the word usage to take a joke.

  • 10 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:05am

    If you are not a virgin don't have sex with someone who is! It won't be enjoyable if the guy lasts less than a minute or if the girl is screaming "OW!OW!".