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  • You're a retard she asked you because it is cheaper to get a handle and that is a fifth and a liter you are dumb!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 2:17pm
  • The soviet Russia jokes aren't funny so just shut the fuck up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 3:39pm
  • My homestate makes me feel are warm and fuzzy inside, sometimes.

    Submitted by Ivgotvertigo on Feb 15, 10 at 5:36am
  • I love the Vad Kah oh how i miss the old days of the soviet russia vhen i vould valk the streets as a baby drinking pure vadkah all day and night

    Submitted by BlacklistRussian on Feb 11, 10 at 7:31pm
  • Is soviet russia I annoy the fuck out of everyone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 2:59pm
  • In soviet russia, you have NO FREEDOM and drown yourself in vodka because of it. Does vodka really make you forget you live in a communist country.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 12:48am
  • rugby shots!

    Submitted by coolkat on Apr 10, 10 at 4:47pm
  • In Capitalist America 13% of the US population is black. 80% of the US prison population is black.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 9:36pm
  • Everclear is the devil

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 3:25pm
  • I plead da fif

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 2:14pm
  • I love Alaska haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 3:29pm
  • U can't buy everclear at a liquor store u fucking tard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 12:08am
  • Yes AK!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 1:42am
  • In soviet russia we drink vodka like water, unlike you pussy americans

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 8:02pm
  • Literally got put in the hospital from gem clear which is the same as everclear. I can't even drink vodka anymore due to the fact I feel like puking when I smell anything remotely close to 190 proof

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 6:53pm
  • In soviet russia cops are on you - Soviet Russian 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 2:16pm
  • 12:08 you are a fucking tard. That is all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 4:10am
  • yo where are you from in AK? we should hang out everclear is my drank

    Submitted by ak_trevor on Aug 26, 10 at 12:04pm
  • Tucker death mix!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 2:14pm
    • YESSS. fifth of everclear+quart of gatorade+can of red bull+camelbak=tucker death mix. \nits the shit.

      Submitted by hardkor on Feb 10, 10 at 4:46pm
  • 12:41 NlGGERS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 12:53am
  • 4:46 put that drink in a empty milk jug and you've got riot punch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 7:06pm
  • You can only buy everclear in some states

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 1:57am
  • It's Alaskan not Alaskian moron.

    Submitted by belansky907 on Jan 31, 11 at 4:43pm
  • Seeing as I am from the 907 a.k.a Alaksa, we kill the soviet Russia fucking tards cause when they try to drink vodka like water the get horned by a fuckin moose... Bitch.. Your jokes are worse than Angelina Jolie at an African child auction

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 1:46am
    • No. You're not from here. You would spell Alaska correctly; you would know that moose don't have horns- they have antlers; you wouldn't give a damn about Angelina Jolie; and you wouldn't say anything bad about the Russkies because they make up half the population.

      Submitted by 45ACP on Jul 13, 10 at 9:14pm
  • HahahahHa

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 6:24pm
  • Yeah I guess the alaskian tards can't even spell their own state right.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 1:01am
  • In America we don't sell liquor to stupid russians

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 4:09pm
  • Wait you do mean Alaska State Trooper rite?

    Submitted by riteo on Nov 9, 10 at 8:05am
  • LOL I want to be on cops too but I don't think I would make it further than my door with that amount of everclear

    Submitted by iwantsummer on May 29, 10 at 7:24am
  • 907 REPRESENT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 11:58am
  • Stay classy Alaska

    Submitted by piyro on Jun 6, 10 at 8:34am
  • Everclear jello shots are the best!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 9:36pm
  • 12:08 get your facts straight. Everclear is illegal to purchase in some states (pennsylvania) but legal in others (Maryland) seems like you're the ratard here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 1:19am
  • That is badass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 10:02am
  • The only reason I'm leaving this comment is because I'm stuck on this stupid tfln. My iPod hates me and wants me to re-read about this kid who probably didn't even buy everclear in the first place...fml

    Submitted by pinkparade on Apr 30, 10 at 3:25am
  • Ur a ratard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 2:22pm
  • 12:08, yes you can.. It's 95% alcohol. Check out gem clear. It's the same thing just cheaper. Like heaven hill of everclear.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 1:07am
  • :D. I LOVE THIS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 3:28pm
  • hahaha thats funny as hell

    Submitted by faginc on Feb 13, 10 at 2:06pm
  • LMAO love it. You can buy everclear in liquor stores in IN. It's only illegal in certain states.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 10:31pm
  • @9:36 problem being?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 12:41am