the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
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You're a retard she asked you because it is cheaper to get a handle and that is a fifth and a liter you are dumb!
Exactly! I don't think she cares what you do outside of the liquor store..
I love the Vad Kah oh how i miss the old days of the soviet russia vhen i vould valk the streets as a baby drinking pure vadkah all day and night
Is soviet russia I annoy the fuck out of everyone.
The soviet Russia jokes aren't funny so just shut the fuck up
Everclear is the devil
I plead da fif
My homestate makes me feel are warm and fuzzy inside, sometimes.
In soviet russia cops are on you
- Soviet Russian
In soviet russia, you have NO FREEDOM and drown yourself in vodka because of it. Does vodka really make you forget you live in a communist country.
In Capitalist America 13% of the US population is black. 80% of the US prison population is black.
In America we don't sell liquor to stupid russians
4:46 put that drink in a empty milk jug and you've got riot punch.
I love Alaska haha
12:08 you are a fucking tard. That is all.
In soviet russia we drink vodka like water, unlike you pussy americans
Stay classy Alaska
Wait you do mean Alaska State Trooper rite?
yo where are you from in AK? we should hang out everclear is my drank
Tucker death mix!
YESSS. fifth of everclear+quart of gatorade+can of red bull+camelbak=tucker death mix. \nits the shit.
Everclear jello shots are the best!!!
Ur a ratard
LOL I want to be on cops too but I don't think I would make it further than my door with that amount of everclear
:D. I LOVE THIS
Seeing as I am from the 907 a.k.a Alaksa, we kill the soviet Russia fucking tards cause when they try to drink vodka like water the get horned by a fuckin moose... Bitch.. Your jokes are worse than Angelina Jolie at an African child auction
No. You're not from here. You would spell Alaska correctly; you would know that moose don't have horns- they have antlers; you wouldn't give a damn about Angelina Jolie; and you wouldn't say anything bad about the Russkies because they make up half the population.
U can't buy everclear at a liquor store u fucking tard
Literally got put in the hospital from gem clear which is the same as everclear. I can't even drink vodka anymore due to the fact I feel like puking when I smell anything remotely close to 190 proof
It's Alaskan not Alaskian moron.
12:08 get your facts straight. Everclear is illegal to purchase in some states (pennsylvania) but legal in others (Maryland) seems like you're the ratard here.
Yeah I guess the alaskian tards can't even spell their own state right.
That is badass
You can only buy everclear in some states
LMAO love it. You can buy everclear in liquor stores in IN. It's only illegal in certain states.
The only reason I'm leaving this comment is because I'm stuck on this stupid tfln. My iPod hates me and wants me to re-read about this kid who probably didn't even buy everclear in the first place...fml
12:08, yes you can.. It's 95% alcohol. Check out gem clear. It's the same thing just cheaper. Like heaven hill of everclear.
hahaha thats funny as hell
@9:36 problem being?