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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 2:17pm

    You're a retard she asked you because it is cheaper to get a handle and that is a fifth and a liter you are dumb!

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      Submitted by ohsocouturexo on Feb 10, 10 at 2:58pm

      Exactly! I don't think she cares what you do outside of the liquor store..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 3:39pm

    The soviet Russia jokes aren't funny so just shut the fuck up

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    Submitted by BlacklistRussian on Feb 11, 10 at 7:31pm

    I love the Vad Kah oh how i miss the old days of the soviet russia vhen i vould valk the streets as a baby drinking pure vadkah all day and night

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 2:59pm

    Is soviet russia I annoy the fuck out of everyone.

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    Submitted by Ivgotvertigo on Feb 15, 10 at 5:36am

    My homestate makes me feel are warm and fuzzy inside, sometimes.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 3:25pm

    Everclear is the devil

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 12:48am

    In soviet russia, you have NO FREEDOM and drown yourself in vodka because of it. Does vodka really make you forget you live in a communist country.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 2:14pm

    I plead da fif

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    Submitted by coolkat on Apr 10, 10 at 4:47pm

    rugby shots!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 8:02pm

    In soviet russia we drink vodka like water, unlike you pussy americans

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 4:10am

    12:08 you are a fucking tard. That is all.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 3:29pm

    I love Alaska haha

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 12:08am

    U can't buy everclear at a liquor store u fucking tard

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 1:42am

    Yes AK!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 9:36pm

    In Capitalist America 13% of the US population is black. 80% of the US prison population is black.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 2:22pm

    Ur a ratard

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 6:53pm

    Literally got put in the hospital from gem clear which is the same as everclear. I can't even drink vodka anymore due to the fact I feel like puking when I smell anything remotely close to 190 proof

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 1:57am

    You can only buy everclear in some states

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 7:06pm

    4:46 put that drink in a empty milk jug and you've got riot punch.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 2:14pm

    Tucker death mix!

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      Submitted by hardkor on Feb 10, 10 at 4:46pm

      YESSS. fifth of everclear+quart of gatorade+can of red bull+camelbak=tucker death mix. \nits the shit.

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    Submitted by ak_trevor on Aug 26, 10 at 12:04pm

    yo where are you from in AK? we should hang out everclear is my drank

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 2:16pm

    In soviet russia cops are on you - Soviet Russian 

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    Submitted by riteo on Nov 9, 10 at 8:05am

    Wait you do mean Alaska State Trooper rite?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 11:58am

    907 REPRESENT

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 1:19am

    12:08 get your facts straight. Everclear is illegal to purchase in some states (pennsylvania) but legal in others (Maryland) seems like you're the ratard here.

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    Submitted by iwantsummer on May 29, 10 at 7:24am

    LOL I want to be on cops too but I don't think I would make it further than my door with that amount of everclear

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 1:01am

    Yeah I guess the alaskian tards can't even spell their own state right.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 6:24pm

    HahahahHa

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 4:09pm

    In America we don't sell liquor to stupid russians

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 1:46am

    Seeing as I am from the 907 a.k.a Alaksa, we kill the soviet Russia fucking tards cause when they try to drink vodka like water the get horned by a fuckin moose... Bitch.. Your jokes are worse than Angelina Jolie at an African child auction

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      Submitted by 45ACP on Jul 13, 10 at 9:14pm

      No. You're not from here. You would spell Alaska correctly; you would know that moose don't have horns- they have antlers; you wouldn't give a damn about Angelina Jolie; and you wouldn't say anything bad about the Russkies because they make up half the population.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 12:53am

    12:41 NlGGERS

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    Submitted by belansky907 on Jan 31, 11 at 4:43pm

    It's Alaskan not Alaskian moron.

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    Submitted by piyro on Jun 6, 10 at 8:34am

    Stay classy Alaska

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 10:02am

    That is badass

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 9:36pm

    Everclear jello shots are the best!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 3:28pm

    :D. I LOVE THIS

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    Submitted by pinkparade on Apr 30, 10 at 3:25am

    The only reason I'm leaving this comment is because I'm stuck on this stupid tfln. My iPod hates me and wants me to re-read about this kid who probably didn't even buy everclear in the first place...fml

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 1:07am

    12:08, yes you can.. It's 95% alcohol. Check out gem clear. It's the same thing just cheaper. Like heaven hill of everclear.

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    Submitted by faginc on Feb 13, 10 at 2:06pm

    hahaha thats funny as hell

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 10:31pm

    LMAO love it. You can buy everclear in liquor stores in IN. It's only illegal in certain states.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 12:41am

    @9:36 problem being?