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  • Who the knuck gives a dap?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 9:33am
  • ahahah this is awesome. puking is only okay when you've got someone along for the ride

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 1:16am
  • 10:27 Basically this whole website is about what people say when they drink and have friends, so if you think that's lame, you should probably go elsewhere.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 5:24pm
  • Did he hold your hat for you? Last time my friend and I had a bro moment like this he held my hat on for me so I didn't drop it in our puke. Such a good friend, but such a badass hat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 1:25am
  • Hellz yeah, if it's not bothering you and you can make jokes it wasn't a bad night!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 11:34pm
  • My bf and I took turns puking in the toilet on a particularly bad night. That's when you know it's true love.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 3:07pm
  • reppin' southeastern michigan!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 1:38am
  • 1:14 and 1:19: i don't know if it's fake, it could be real. it's just the fact that there's no variety on here anymore. because a couple days ago there was a text featuring this punch line, as 7:14 said. so even if it's true, it's getting repetitive.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 2:04pm
  • happened to me, my friend eric and i were on all fours in the grass puking, with his arm around me and apparently we kept pausing, staring at eachother then proceeded to make out. haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 7:34am
  • thats how i met my boyfriend on the side of a house though

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 6:50pm
  • soooo i'm the only one who thinks this text is lame?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 3:27am
  • Sorry, but what's the difference between knucks and daps? Just curious...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 9:07am
  • bromances are so cute

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 12:19am
  • 7:14, ya beat me to it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 11:14am
  • Kyle who!? I think I know who this is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 12:40am
  • 15 year olds drinking are adorable

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 12:04am
  • 12:34 Or he's cranky he didn't get to touch any boobies yet.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 1:26am
  • Well if you're having fun you're having fun. So, props?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 11:15pm
  • Haha, so I posted this, and it isn't fake. It isn't a bromance, I'm a girl, and I'm 18, not 15. This really happened, just over a week ago. The kyle I'm talking about lives in Flint. Word!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 12:26pm
  • This text is likely fake, because a couple days ago there was a text submitted that said exactly what the punchline in this one said. "By far the best time I've ever had puking"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 7:14am
  • i love when ppl can be happy while puking. me-not so much :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 3:53pm
  • Wow some of you people really like to shit in people oatmeal don't you? Shut the fuck up sayin it was fake. you don't know.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 1:19pm
  • who jizzed in your sandwich 1204?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 12:21am
  • Soooo glad I've gotten over the need to binge drink

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 8:21am
  • Mac??? And it's Daps biatches not knucks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 1:52am
  • psh no one jizzed in her sandwich, she's cranky cuz she can't get any dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 12:34am
  • OP- Is your name Hallie?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 12:44pm
  • 3:27 with you. lame. this text is "yay i drink and have a friend" (yawn)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 10:27am
  • Kyle who? I think I know who this is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 12:36am
  • 3:27....yea. sorry. :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 4:23am
  • fuck off with saying its fake. no one cares.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 1:14pm
  • 1:52 knucks and daps are two different things

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 2:42am
  • Weird. My boyfriend said he sent this to his friend Hallie.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 2:29pm
  • awwwwww, yay for bromance!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 12:53am