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  • 75 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 1:16am

    ahahah this is awesome. puking is only okay when you've got someone along for the ride

  • 66 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 1:38am

    reppin' southeastern michigan!!

  • 68 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 7:34am

    happened to me, my friend eric and i were on all fours in the grass puking, with his arm around me and apparently we kept pausing, staring at eachother then proceeded to make out. haha

  • 63 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 9:33am

    Who the knuck gives a dap?

  • 68 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 1:25am

    Did he hold your hat for you? Last time my friend and I had a bro moment like this he held my hat on for me so I didn't drop it in our puke. Such a good friend, but such a badass hat.

  • 59 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 2:04pm

    1:14 and 1:19: i don't know if it's fake, it could be real. it's just the fact that there's no variety on here anymore. because a couple days ago there was a text featuring this punch line, as 7:14 said. so even if it's true, it's getting repetitive.

  • 67 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 11:34pm

    Hellz yeah, if it's not bothering you and you can make jokes it wasn't a bad night!

  • 58 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 5:24pm

    10:27 Basically this whole website is about what people say when they drink and have friends, so if you think that's lame, you should probably go elsewhere.

  • 62 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 11:15pm

    Well if you're having fun you're having fun. So, props?

  • 65 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 1:26am

    12:34 Or he's cranky he didn't get to touch any boobies yet.

  • 65 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 3:27am

    soooo i'm the only one who thinks this text is lame?

  • 57 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 12:19am

    bromances are so cute

  • 63 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 12:26pm

    Haha, so I posted this, and it isn't fake. It isn't a bromance, I'm a girl, and I'm 18, not 15. This really happened, just over a week ago. The kyle I'm talking about lives in Flint. Word!

  • 61 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 11:14am

    7:14, ya beat me to it.

  • 57 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 12:40am

    Kyle who!? I think I know who this is.

  • 63 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 12:36am

    Kyle who? I think I know who this is.

  • 65 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 9:07am

    Sorry, but what's the difference between knucks and daps? Just curious...

  • 55 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 2:42am

    1:52 knucks and daps are two different things

  • 55 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 6:50pm

    thats how i met my boyfriend on the side of a house though

  • 47 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 1:19pm

    Wow some of you people really like to shit in people oatmeal don't you? Shut the fuck up sayin it was fake. you don't know.

  • 56 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 3:07pm

    My bf and I took turns puking in the toilet on a particularly bad night. That's when you know it's true love.

  • 55 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 12:34am

    psh no one jizzed in her sandwich, she's cranky cuz she can't get any dick

  • 51 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 1:52am

    Mac??? And it's Daps biatches not knucks.

  • 49 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 12:04am

    15 year olds drinking are adorable

  • 52 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 7:14am

    This text is likely fake, because a couple days ago there was a text submitted that said exactly what the punchline in this one said. "By far the best time I've ever had puking"

  • 55 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 8:21am

    Soooo glad I've gotten over the need to binge drink

  • 45 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 4:23am

    3:27....yea. sorry. :(

  • 50 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 3:53pm

    i love when ppl can be happy while puking. me-not so much :(

  • 41 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 2:29pm

    Weird. My boyfriend said he sent this to his friend Hallie.

  • 46 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 12:44pm

    OP- Is your name Hallie?

  • 51 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 12:53am

    awwwwww, yay for bromance!

  • 46 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 12:21am

    who jizzed in your sandwich 1204?

  • 48 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 10:27am

    3:27 with you. lame. this text is "yay i drink and have a friend" (yawn)

  • 47 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 1:14pm

    fuck off with saying its fake. no one cares.