I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
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Im a girl, and i think this is the funniest thing ever.
maybe girls should stop being that big of whores and maybe the guys will want them to stay around longer, and not lie to 'em.
but props to this guy, its a smart idea.
12:35. They've done it. You're just too dumb to know it.
Thank you..It had to be done, I was way too hungover for small talk. And I apologize to no man for my actions!! My mother raised me.....decent enough....to not just kick a girl out. I'm not that cruel! (and...more importantly...I may actually want to hook up with her again) So eat it!
ive done the exact same thing! well played suh well played
I died of laughter. I cherish sleep that much, too.
-The quiet girl in the corner.
haha, i'm in the 512 and i do the same thing multiple times a week! great minds really do think alike!
Yes, smooth move. BUT next time pick up a girl you don't have to toss. If she had enough skills you could wake up and fuck some more. Sleep's overrated anyways.
What you don't know is that she moved her car around the other block, ran back, climbed in your window, and is currently under your bed listening to you sleep.
I'm a girl btw.
And honestly, I plan on using this.
Girls can do this to guys too you know =)
1:23, you get no vajj so why don't you continue to perfect your 5-on-1 game and let the grown men handle the actual physical activity - kthx
Well played sir, well played. Props to that one.
4:45 explains the kicking out in the first place
I bet the OP puts the seat down to take a piss. What a pussy
galactic win - 4:35 && 4:45
12:35, if you were that amazing, then we'd have asked you to stayed. Take that cocky additude down a notch k thanks :)
Most of the thumbs up are young virign boys who think you are cool. Even some who are calling themselves girls are boys, too. What a lot of effort to be deceiving. I think she would be better off walking away.
I'm a chick and I say that's too much fucking work. Be like me and tell them "the door is over there, make sure you hit the bottom lock when you leave" then roll over.
thats fan-fuckin tastic
I am also a girl.
This is the funniest shit ever.
maybe she said they didnt cuz she always leaves on her own terms.
You pussy just tell her to get the fuck out and don't call her again.
Sir works like a charm and you don't have to pay for cab fair
Hope she doesn't try to surprise u for lunch.
4:45 - fucking sweet. 4:35 - so sad :( i'd hate life right about now if I were you.
Sir you are an inspiration to us all!
You are my new hero.
Ha, I'm a girl and I did this 2 weeks ago on a sunday woke up @ 7:45am and told the guy i had to go to my dads house to cut my brothers hair n i was supposed to be there @ 8am. Who the fuck gets up early on a sunday to cut your brothers hair? haha loves it.
haha i've done that before but to a guy. he wanted to cuddle... that's a sad day when a girl fakes a guy out for being too clingy.
Soooo good!!!! I do this all the time! And I'm a girl.
Nicely done. Props on that one.
Dude, good call. I myself have done this (minus the suit) at least three times...like a charm, especially if you can garage the car.
that is classic... but you dont seem like a person who would own a suit haha
I'll be honest .... the sex was pretty bad, too
Omg! I've done this to guys... Lol
F-ing brilliant...and I'm a chick.
too bad I read this site & I just found out what you did. I'll never hookup with you again. Oh and another thing: GROW SOME DAMN BALLS and I don't know, ask me to leave or tell me..just be honest. Asshole
I'm a girl... and a guy has never done that shit to me? does that mean I am amazing in bed :) cause I'm pretty sure I am.
wow, this dipshit just told the world that he is a huge pussy. You have just lost your man card -- forever!!!
You should have asked for your balls back when you walked her out.