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  • Im a girl, and i think this is the funniest thing ever. maybe girls should stop being that big of whores and maybe the guys will want them to stay around longer, and not lie to 'em. but props to this guy, its a smart idea.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:12pm
  • 12:35. They've done it. You're just too dumb to know it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 12:46pm
  • Thank you..It had to be done, I was way too hungover for small talk. And I apologize to no man for my actions!! My mother raised me.....decent enough....to not just kick a girl out. I'm not that cruel! (and...more importantly...I may actually want to hook up with her again) So eat it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 3:36pm
  • ive done the exact same thing! well played suh well played

    Submitted by daddyfatsack on Apr 15, 11 at 3:32pm
  • I died of laughter. I cherish sleep that much, too. -The quiet girl in the corner.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:02am
  • haha, i'm in the 512 and i do the same thing multiple times a week! great minds really do think alike!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 11:50pm
  • Yes, smooth move. BUT next time pick up a girl you don't have to toss. If she had enough skills you could wake up and fuck some more. Sleep's overrated anyways.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 11:16am
  • What you don't know is that she moved her car around the other block, ran back, climbed in your window, and is currently under your bed listening to you sleep.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 11:45am
  • 1:23, you get no vajj so why don't you continue to perfect your 5-on-1 game and let the grown men handle the actual physical activity - kthx

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:33pm
  • 4:45 explains the kicking out in the first place

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 5:11pm
  • WELL PLAYED! I'm a girl btw. And honestly, I plan on using this. Girls can do this to guys too you know =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 2:10pm
  • Well played sir, well played. Props to that one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 10:22am
  • I bet the OP puts the seat down to take a piss. What a pussy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 4:28pm
  • galactic win - 4:35 && 4:45 ahahahaha. magical.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 1:56am
  • 12:35, if you were that amazing, then we'd have asked you to stayed. Take that cocky additude down a notch k thanks :)

    Submitted by Gunthrious on Jan 24, 11 at 8:42am
  • Most of the thumbs up are young virign boys who think you are cool. Even some who are calling themselves girls are boys, too. What a lot of effort to be deceiving. I think she would be better off walking away.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 9:37pm
  • I'm a chick and I say that's too much fucking work. Be like me and tell them "the door is over there, make sure you hit the bottom lock when you leave" then roll over.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 3:24pm
  • thats fan-fuckin tastic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 2:51am
  • I am also a girl. This is the funniest shit ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:47pm
  • maybe she said they didnt cuz she always leaves on her own terms.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:05pm
  • You pussy just tell her to get the fuck out and don't call her again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:08pm
  • Win!

    Submitted by 6666 on Jun 13, 10 at 11:30am
  • Sir works like a charm and you don't have to pay for cab fair

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 4:35am
  • 4:45 - fucking sweet. 4:35 - so sad :( i'd hate life right about now if I were you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 4:57pm
  • Sir you are an inspiration to us all!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 3:26pm
  • Hope she doesn't try to surprise u for lunch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 12:34pm
  • You are my new hero.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 6:41pm
  • Ha, I'm a girl and I did this 2 weeks ago on a sunday woke up @ 7:45am and told the guy i had to go to my dads house to cut my brothers hair n i was supposed to be there @ 8am. Who the fuck gets up early on a sunday to cut your brothers hair? haha loves it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 8:17pm
  • haha i've done that before but to a guy. he wanted to cuddle... that's a sad day when a girl fakes a guy out for being too clingy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 11:10pm
  • that is classic... but you dont seem like a person who would own a suit haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 7:41pm
  • Dude, good call. I myself have done this (minus the suit) at least three times...like a charm, especially if you can garage the car.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 8:55am
  • Soooo good!!!! I do this all the time! And I'm a girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:10pm
  • Nicely done. Props on that one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 9:09am
  • I'll be honest .... the sex was pretty bad, too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 4:45pm
  • F-ing brilliant...and I'm a chick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 9:53pm
  • Omg! I've done this to guys... Lol

    Submitted by angelrntexas on May 3, 10 at 1:56am
  • too bad I read this site & I just found out what you did. I'll never hookup with you again. Oh and another thing: GROW SOME DAMN BALLS and I don't know, ask me to leave or tell me..just be honest. Asshole

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 4:35pm
  • I'm a girl... and a guy has never done that shit to me? does that mean I am amazing in bed :) cause I'm pretty sure I am.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 12:35pm
  • wow, this dipshit just told the world that he is a huge pussy. You have just lost your man card -- forever!!! You should have asked for your balls back when you walked her out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:23pm
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