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  • Submitted by creekwater216 on Apr 11, 10 at 8:50am

    Robert better not get in my face.... Cause I'll DROP that mother fucker!

  • Submitted by REPTARdeathlock on Apr 12, 10 at 6:41am

    No one is asking the important questions here. Is the flask ok and were the goods spilt?

  • Submitted by michekke23 on Apr 11, 10 at 8:24am

    yesss!!! i lovee step brotherrs!

  • Submitted by bosshogg on Apr 12, 10 at 2:44pm

    Fuck you Dale!

  • Submitted by Shitner on Apr 11, 10 at 12:00pm

    This house is a prison! On planet bullshit! In the galaxy of this sucks camel dicks!!!

    • Submitted by Klushious93 on Apr 11, 10 at 12:11pm

      that's like my favorite line in the whole movie..aside from the balls on drum set scene

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    Submitted by Authoress on Jun 23, 10 at 1:46am

    I didn't know that was a quote from something, but still this is one I really like. I'm not sure why.

  • Submitted by lilzac123 on Apr 11, 10 at 8:04am


  • Submitted by bertog on Apr 11, 10 at 4:48pm

    I'm not gonna call him dad. EVER! Even if there's a FIRE!

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    Submitted by gingy36 on Nov 20, 10 at 10:04pm

    did you touch my drumset?

  • Submitted by hugsyrocks on Apr 15, 10 at 2:47am

    Snapping necks and cashing checks!

  • Submitted by AnonymousQLD on Apr 11, 10 at 10:06am

    Fuck I love step brothers!!

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    Submitted by NotAnnonomus on Aug 3, 10 at 11:57pm

    Eat shit Derek

  • Submitted by Chalmers15 on Apr 12, 10 at 3:03am

    Bow wow.. My name is Derek an I can sing high like this...

  • Submitted by CamillaMacaulay on Apr 11, 10 at 1:17pm

    Hahaha hey, do you like guacamole?

  • Submitted by jtm333 on Apr 24, 10 at 10:25pm

    "I didn't want salmon I said it four times!!!"

    • Submitted by dsaucoin14 on May 5, 10 at 12:12pm

      this wedding is horseshit!

  • Submitted by footballplayer on Apr 11, 10 at 11:15pm

    "What the fuck dad, its shark week!"

  • Submitted by KourtneyRae on Apr 16, 10 at 3:07am

    "I've been called the songbird of my generation, By people who've heard me. THAT good"

  • Submitted by NOsaint16 on Apr 11, 10 at 8:06pm

    I used to smoke pot with Johnny hopkins. Brennan you don't even know anyone named Johnny Hopkins. Yes I do! Him and Sloan kederling would blaze that shit up all the time .

    • Submitted by meghannnn on Apr 12, 10 at 2:51pm

      you totally quoted this wrong, and it's "everyday" not "all the time".\nif you're going to quote such an epic movie, do it right, sonnn.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 11, 10 at 11:57am

    Today I saw my own son use a bycle as a weapon.

  • Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Apr 11, 10 at 10:38pm

    step brothers! i watched that earlier haha

  • Submitted by meghannnn on Apr 11, 10 at 7:40pm

    stay golden, pony boy.

  • Submitted by russthebus on Apr 13, 10 at 3:04am

    "I have a belly full of white dog shit and you tell me this!?!?!?!"

  • Submitted by Five8Six_TWiP on Apr 12, 10 at 8:08am

    He had at the craziest look in his eyes, and at one point during the fight he said, "let's get it on"!

  • Submitted by mae on Apr 11, 10 at 10:06pm

    LOL hahahahahhahaha

  • Submitted by axe54 on Apr 12, 10 at 9:08pm

    Who's the retard? You are. Hey you don't say that!

  • Submitted by haley_marie on Jun 16, 10 at 1:06am

    wtf thats just weird

  • Submitted by 3077518710 on Apr 12, 10 at 3:57pm

    Robert better not get in my face....cause i'll drop that motherfucker.

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    Submitted by makayyy on Jul 26, 11 at 1:50am

    StepBrothers<3\n"Why are you so sweaty?!"\n"I was watching Cops."\n...\n"...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 11, 10 at 9:28pm


  • Submitted by cgleaz on Apr 12, 10 at 3:25am

    The fucking Catalina wine mixer. Pow!!!

  • Submitted by L8rsontheMenjay on May 31, 10 at 12:50am

    its like masturbating in a time machine

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 11, 10 at 10:31pm

    Hahah, "are trophy fish big?"

  • Submitted by 930 on Mar 10, 11 at 7:10pm

    Hahahaha.\n"what are you doing?"\n"I'm burying you...."\n"but I'm alive!"\n"you're waking the neighbors!"

  • Submitted by morgan28 on Apr 11, 10 at 10:51am

    holy ef step brothers ftw wasy

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    Submitted by duchess21 on Jun 7, 12 at 3:36pm

    I played a drinking game to this movie once it was awesome! You drink when Dale or Brennan insult each other, when Brennan cries, someone say it's the fucking Catalina wine mixer! Etc it was a lot of fun I recommend it!

  • Submitted by louboutinlvr on Apr 11, 10 at 8:14am

    More likely knocked out.

  • Submitted by stix2 on Aug 29, 10 at 9:08pm

    boats and hoes

  • Submitted by qofs on Apr 12, 10 at 12:02am

    anyone who likes/quotes that movie deserves to be tripped...i'm embarrassed that i even got the reference.