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  • 70 23
    Submitted by creekwater216 on Apr 11, 10 at 8:50am
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    Robert better not get in my face.... Cause I'll DROP that mother fucker!

  • 64 20
    Submitted by Shitner on Apr 11, 10 at 12:00pm
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    This house is a prison! On planet bullshit! In the galaxy of this sucks camel dicks!!!

    • 25 24
      Submitted by Klushious93 on Apr 11, 10 at 12:11pm
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      that's like my favorite line in the whole movie..aside from the balls on drum set scene

  • 54 25
    Submitted by lilzac123 on Apr 11, 10 at 8:04am
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    MUAHAHAHA. STEP BROTHERS !!

  • 47 18
    Submitted by bertog on Apr 11, 10 at 4:48pm
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    I'm not gonna call him dad. EVER! Even if there's a FIRE!

  • 41 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 11, 10 at 11:57am
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    Today I saw my own son use a bycle as a weapon.

  • 35 18
    Submitted by michekke23 on Apr 11, 10 at 8:24am
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    yesss!!! i lovee step brotherrs!

  • 31 18
    Submitted by meghannnn on Apr 11, 10 at 7:40pm
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    stay golden, pony boy.

  • 30 21
    Submitted by CamillaMacaulay on Apr 11, 10 at 1:17pm
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    Hahaha hey, do you like guacamole?

  • 29 21
    Submitted by bosshogg on Apr 12, 10 at 2:44pm
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    Fuck you Dale!

  • 26 16
    Submitted by REPTARdeathlock on Apr 12, 10 at 6:41am
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    No one is asking the important questions here. Is the flask ok and were the goods spilt?

  • 22 10
    Submitted by Authoress on Jun 23, 10 at 1:46am
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    I didn't know that was a quote from something, but still this is one I really like. I'm not sure why.

  • 24 16
    Submitted by KourtneyRae on Apr 16, 10 at 3:07am
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    "I've been called the songbird of my generation, By people who've heard me. THAT good"

  • 24 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 11, 10 at 10:31pm
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    Hahah, "are trophy fish big?"

  • 27 23
    Submitted by NOsaint16 on Apr 11, 10 at 8:06pm
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    I used to smoke pot with Johnny hopkins. Brennan you don't even know anyone named Johnny Hopkins. Yes I do! Him and Sloan kederling would blaze that shit up all the time .

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      Submitted by meghannnn on Apr 12, 10 at 2:51pm
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      you totally quoted this wrong, and it's "everyday" not "all the time".\nif you're going to quote such an epic movie, do it right, sonnn.

  • 25 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 11, 10 at 9:28pm
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    STEP BROTHERS

  • 25 21
    Submitted by AnonymousQLD on Apr 11, 10 at 10:06am
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    Fuck I love step brothers!!

  • 27 26
    Submitted by footballplayer on Apr 11, 10 at 11:15pm
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    "What the fuck dad, its shark week!"

  • 21 15
    Submitted by L8rsontheMenjay on May 31, 10 at 12:50am
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    its like masturbating in a time machine

  • 24 21
    Submitted by Five8Six_TWiP on Apr 12, 10 at 8:08am
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    He had at the craziest look in his eyes, and at one point during the fight he said, "let's get it on"!

  • 20 18
    Submitted by Chalmers15 on Apr 12, 10 at 3:03am
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    Bow wow.. My name is Derek an I can sing high like this...

  • 16 12
    Submitted by gingy36 on Nov 20, 10 at 10:04pm
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    did you touch my drumset?

  • 18 16
    Submitted by jtm333 on Apr 24, 10 at 10:25pm
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    "I didn't want salmon I said it four times!!!"

    • 16 16
      Submitted by dsaucoin14 on May 5, 10 at 12:12pm
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      this wedding is horseshit!

  • 21 22
    Submitted by hugsyrocks on Apr 15, 10 at 2:47am
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    Snapping necks and cashing checks!

  • 21 23
    Submitted by russthebus on Apr 13, 10 at 3:04am
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    "I have a belly full of white dog shit and you tell me this!?!?!?!"

  • 21 23
    Submitted by morgan28 on Apr 11, 10 at 10:51am
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    holy ef step brothers ftw wasy

  • 20 22
    Submitted by axe54 on Apr 12, 10 at 9:08pm
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    Who's the retard? You are. Hey you don't say that!

  • 22 26
    Submitted by louboutinlvr on Apr 11, 10 at 8:14am
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    More likely knocked out.

  • 19 23
    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Apr 11, 10 at 10:38pm
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    step brothers! i watched that earlier haha

  • 15 16
    Submitted by haley_marie on Jun 16, 10 at 1:06am
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    wtf thats just weird

  • 18 22
    Submitted by cgleaz on Apr 12, 10 at 3:25am
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    The fucking Catalina wine mixer. Pow!!!

  • 15 18
    Submitted by 3077518710 on Apr 12, 10 at 3:57pm
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    Robert better not get in my face....cause i'll drop that motherfucker.

  • 16 20
    Submitted by mae on Apr 11, 10 at 10:06pm
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    LOL hahahahahhahaha

  • 10 14
    Submitted by NotAnnonomus on Aug 3, 10 at 11:57pm
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    Eat shit Derek

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    Submitted by 930 on Mar 10, 11 at 7:10pm
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    Hahahaha.\n"what are you doing?"\n"I'm burying you...."\n"but I'm alive!"\n"you're waking the neighbors!"

  • 11 20
    Submitted by stix2 on Aug 29, 10 at 9:08pm
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    boats and hoes

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    Submitted by makayyy on Jul 26, 11 at 1:50am
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    StepBrothers<3\n"Why are you so sweaty?!"\n"I was watching Cops."\n...\n"...

  • 17 50
    Submitted by qofs on Apr 12, 10 at 12:02am
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    anyone who likes/quotes that movie deserves to be tripped...i'm embarrassed that i even got the reference.

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