you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
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Robert better not get in my face.... Cause I'll DROP that mother fucker!
No one is asking the important questions here. Is the flask ok and were the goods spilt?
yesss!!! i lovee step brotherrs!
Fuck you Dale!
This house is a prison! On planet bullshit! In the galaxy of this sucks camel dicks!!!
that's like my favorite line in the whole movie..aside from the balls on drum set scene
MUAHAHAHA. STEP BROTHERS !!
I didn't know that was a quote from something, but still this is one I really like. I'm not sure why.
I'm not gonna call him dad. EVER! Even if there's a FIRE!
Snapping necks and cashing checks!
Bow wow.. My name is Derek an I can sing high like this...
did you touch my drumset?
"I didn't want salmon I said it four times!!!"
this wedding is horseshit!
Eat shit Derek
Fuck I love step brothers!!
Hahaha hey, do you like guacamole?
"I've been called the songbird of my generation, By people who've heard me. THAT good"
"What the fuck dad, its shark week!"
I used to smoke pot with Johnny hopkins. Brennan you don't even know anyone named Johnny Hopkins. Yes I do! Him and Sloan kederling would blaze that shit up all the time .
you totally quoted this wrong, and it's "everyday" not "all the time".\nif you're going to quote such an epic movie, do it right, sonnn.
Today I saw my own son use a bycle as a weapon.
"I have a belly full of white dog shit and you tell me this!?!?!?!"
step brothers! i watched that earlier haha
stay golden, pony boy.
Who's the retard? You are. Hey you don't say that!
He had at the craziest look in his eyes, and at one point during the fight he said, "let's get it on"!
wtf thats just weird
StepBrothers<3\n"Why are you so sweaty?!"\n"I was watching Cops."\n...\n"...
Robert better not get in my face....cause i'll drop that motherfucker.
its like masturbating in a time machine
The fucking Catalina wine mixer. Pow!!!
Hahahaha.\n"what are you doing?"\n"I'm burying you...."\n"but I'm alive!"\n"you're waking the neighbors!"
Hahah, "are trophy fish big?"
holy ef step brothers ftw wasy
I played a drinking game to this movie once it was awesome! You drink when Dale or Brennan insult each other, when Brennan cries, someone say it's the fucking Catalina wine mixer! Etc it was a lot of fun I recommend it!
More likely knocked out.
boats and hoes
anyone who likes/quotes that movie deserves to be tripped...i'm embarrassed that i even got the reference.