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  • Submitted by RuralNinja on Jun 11, 10 at 1:13pm

    You had a threesome that only got to second base? Fail.

  • Submitted by ryno24 on Jun 11, 10 at 1:11pm

    17 17=34 it's legal.

  • Submitted by Topanga053 on Jun 11, 10 at 5:48pm

    And if this had been a girl jerking two guys, all of these comments would be "slut" instead of "I wish I could high five this dude" or "why didn't you go further??" Seriously, if you're going to condemn peoples' choices, let's be fair about it.

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      Submitted by showstopper303 on Jun 11, 10 at 10:43pm

      legitttt

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      Submitted by Herschel on Jun 12, 10 at 12:16am

      To be fair, if a girl posted a text about jerking off two guys at once, my comment would most likely be asking her why she didn't go further.

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      Submitted by cherrybabe on Jun 12, 10 at 2:43am

      Everyone has their own opinion but I'm female and personally I think if it had been "you act like this is the first time i given two 17 year olds head at the same time" i would have laughed..

  • Submitted by heyychitown on Jun 11, 10 at 2:08pm

    Pedo Bear seal of approval.

  • Submitted by Phys on Jun 11, 10 at 1:07pm

    Hmmm, should we start with the LT jokes or the Chris Hansen jokes...

  • Submitted by sh1thead on Jun 11, 10 at 2:03pm

    Oh sorry. Forgot you had that same exact dream before

  • Submitted by karmaslave on Jun 11, 10 at 6:28pm

    Who says this text isn't a girl?

  • Submitted by gNarbog on Jun 11, 10 at 1:40pm

    wow someone give this douch a gold star. Big achivement getting to second base with 17 year olds.

  • Submitted by punksnotdead on Jun 11, 10 at 3:46pm

    1st is making out, 2nd is boobies, and 3rd is finger. duh.

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      Submitted by blahblahb on Jun 11, 10 at 4:31pm

      no...1st is kissing, 2nd is hand action, and 3rd is going down. Duh

  • Submitted by blancolex300 on Jun 11, 10 at 2:33pm

    So fingering is now 2nd base? What's 1st and 3rd?

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      Submitted by showstopper303 on Jun 11, 10 at 10:45pm

      in my world\n1. i hate to use this term but "french" kissing\n2.above the belt (feeling a girl up)\n3.below the belt (handjob,fingering,eating out, blow job)\nbut i guess these people do it differently

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        Submitted by RuralNinja on Jun 11, 10 at 11:34pm

        The way I always knew it was 1st-Making out 2nd-Hand on genital contact 3rd-Mouth on genital contact Home-genital on genital contact

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          Submitted by suppcutie on Jun 12, 10 at 11:30am

          thought it was french, feel, finger, fuck. oh well.

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    Submitted by csramirez on Jun 11, 10 at 2:59pm

    wait...no, i know where his fingers have been. disregard that...

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    Submitted by geordan on Jun 11, 10 at 7:31pm

    Heyyy how do you know the OP isn't like a 15 year old. Jus sayin...

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    Submitted by Supergenius on Jun 11, 10 at 1:12pm

    Pics. Now.

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    Submitted by effie on Jun 15, 10 at 6:59pm

    Matt, is this you?

  • 72 67
    Submitted by sumyungguy on Jun 11, 10 at 2:56pm

    Ur brothers don't count!!

  • 71 66
    Submitted by sierralh on Jun 11, 10 at 8:36pm

    RuralNinja...it's third base.

  • 68 61
    Submitted by siaaaxox on Jun 13, 10 at 11:59pm

    creep

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    Submitted by Michguy on Jun 11, 10 at 5:06pm

    Sweet, glad you got it.

  • 68 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 10 at 6:55pm

    Haha ya...what if this text is from Justin mothafuckin Bieber.. Then it wouldn't be pedofile like

  • 63 67
    Submitted by drippy_eye on Jun 12, 10 at 4:37am

    Gross. Pedoooo.

  • 61 63
    Submitted by CeeCee64 on Jun 11, 10 at 6:13pm

    You and two other teenaged boys!

  • 68 81
    Submitted by arcangelo02 on Jun 11, 10 at 6:48pm

    Ok to satisfy tapanga, this person "he/she is a man whore/slut! Ok now that that is outta the way! Gimmie the numbers of those chicks and I'll show them a good time.

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    Submitted by jnomcb on Jun 13, 10 at 10:34pm

    Depending on the state, 17 could be legal - 16 is the age of consent in MD and probably many other states

  • 59 68
    Submitted by coastalblue on Jun 11, 10 at 6:26pm

    He took Matthew mcconaugheys role in dazed and confused very literally!!! SUCCESS

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    Submitted by B3CKY93 on May 13, 12 at 12:48pm

    17?! That's Fucked Up.

  • 59 71
    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jun 11, 10 at 10:38pm

    Your sisters dont count perv

  • Submitted by BonerSoup on Jun 11, 10 at 1:07pm

    Story of my life

  • Submitted by csramirez on Jun 11, 10 at 2:58pm

    I wish I could high five this dude.

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    Submitted by _MiRRRanda_ on Jun 11, 10 at 1:37pm

    Ryno24.. Nice logic!! LOL

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    Submitted by M3GATR0N on Jun 14, 10 at 12:07am

    Fake

  • 50 71
    Submitted by Young_Quake09 on Jun 12, 10 at 6:30am

    17 will get ya 30

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    Submitted by IDCCR7 on Jul 4, 11 at 3:10pm

    I'm 18 and a girl and can state that older men do it better.

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    Submitted by weathercon on Jun 3, 11 at 8:05pm

    You stay classy DFW.

  • Submitted by Dark_Bishop on Jun 11, 10 at 1:19pm

    Dude, hands are one thing, but why didn't they use their hands on you?

  • Submitted by jollygymsocks on Jun 11, 10 at 8:35pm

    Then whats 4th base/home?

  • Submitted by cgarcia164 on Jun 11, 10 at 1:07pm

    f1rst!!!1!1!1