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  • 90 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 10:10pm

    I'm a straight girl and I would get distacted by sparkly boobies :P

  • 81 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 4:51am

    Sparkley dicks for sparkley boobed chicks

  • 80 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 2:12am

    What are these sparkley boobies? I wanna see them...

  • 70 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 10:22pm

    lol doesnt really matter how or why they are sparkely what matters is that they were

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 4:55am

    all your base are belong to us -CATS

  • 71 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 8:36pm

    I would like to see some sparkly cooch.

  • 72 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 7:40pm

    In Soviet Russia, sparkley boobies get distracted by you

  • 72 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 9:57pm

    That's a natural human response.

  • 68 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 12:16am

    Uhh...lightly run an electric razor through it? I like how girls are talking about sparkly dicks. At least i hope they are girls...

  • 67 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 2:44pm

    They Have Chickens In Soviet Russia?

  • 75 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 10:31pm

    Edward has sparkley boobies

  • 75 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 7:35pm

    it would of course be from my area code

  • 66 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 1:34am

    No, it's not from Twilight. My friend was supposed to meet me and some others out last night and when we called him, he said he got distracted by sparkly boobies

  • 67 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 8:01pm

    Were the sparkley boobies big?

  • 65 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 8:04am

    disco stick meets the boobies?

  • 64 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 6:32am

    Sparkly bazoons for the motherfucking win.

  • 73 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 9:21pm

    ok the first hting that came to mind was the hot vampire chic with short red hair was naked in the sunlight

  • 63 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:40am

    WTF is wrong with all of you? This is reference to a strip club, NOT Twilight.

  • 64 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:07am

    I love sparkley boobies!!!

  • 65 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 1:34am

    Victorias secret fashion show. Now all of you know what this is about.

  • 62 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 12:18am

    In Soviet Russia, we shit on chickens.

  • 65 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 9:08pm

    Oh I get it, shit no I don't!

  • 69 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 10:02pm

    Anybody else wondering why the boobies were sparkley or how they got that way?

  • 62 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 6:33am

    Me too 4:08, and her name is America

  • 66 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 7:52pm

    7:47-- and you won't wonder why you die tomorrow morning.

  • 60 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 7:43pm

    Sparkley boobs rock.

  • 67 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 7:38pm

    hmmmmm sparkley boobies, hmmmmmm

  • 63 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 7:38pm

    no need to apologize for that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 7:37pm

    In Soviet Russia, YOU distract sparkly boobies!

  • 63 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 10:23pm

    In soviet Russia sparkly boobs get distracted by you!

  • 65 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 9:27pm

    just the phrase "sparkley boobies" is frickin' hilarious

  • 61 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 12:15am

    when I think of sparkley boobs, i think of glitter glue lactation :[

  • 66 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 12:40am

    oh I get it! the op and his friend were walking out of a club and the op saw a dancer with glitter tits! -Jeff 2.0

  • 65 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 11:10pm

    Edwards dick sparkles. Yayyyyyy

  • 56 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 9:38am

    9:29.... more like 2429th...

  • 63 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 12:34am

    I get distracted by sparkly boobs too!

  • 62 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 9:38pm

    I think girls should put sparkles on their boobs. That would be cool.

  • 61 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 9:53pm

    In soviet russia YOU NEVER make it out

  • 58 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:52pm

    I hate sparkly boobs. It's like writing a note to my girlfriend that I've been motorboating.

  • 62 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 10:09pm

    Is that something from Twilight?

  • 36 46
    Submitted by stevo70301 on Jun 23, 11 at 11:44am

    Omg I know exactly how u feel

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 7:15am

    It's so sad that I first thought of strip club boobies while most everybody else is thinking twilight, WTF is wrong with all you people!

  • 56 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 12:31am

    No, in Soviet Russia chickens shit on you!

  • 52 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 10:58pm

    edward= sparkly vajayy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 9:08pm

    vampires are dead. they do not pump blood through their veins. or their junk. vampires cannot get it up. I'm sure the male body stops producing semen after death as well. this is why vampire seduction just does not work.

  • 52 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 10:24pm

    10:23, I'm flattered!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 7:47pm

    Yeah too bad Soviet Russia SUCKS ASS 7:40

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 5:37pm

    Glitter Sticky Boobies = Hours of Fun!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 10:33pm

    i love my girlfrend..... she read this then proceeded to ask me to make her boobies sparkley next time we fucked.....just fucked..... damn rite i got distracted by those sparkley boobies

  • 50 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 1:27am

    Oh yes, sparkly boobs works like a charm ;-)