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  • I'm a straight girl and I would get distacted by sparkly boobies :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 10:10pm
  • Sparkley dicks for sparkley boobed chicks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 4:51am
  • What are these sparkley boobies? I wanna see them...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 2:12am
  • Me too 4:08, and her name is America

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 6:33am
  • disco stick meets the boobies?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 8:04am
  • lol doesnt really matter how or why they are sparkely what matters is that they were

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 10:22pm
  • In Soviet Russia, sparkley boobies get distracted by you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 7:40pm
  • In Soviet Russia, we shit on chickens.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 12:18am
  • WTF is wrong with all of you? This is reference to a strip club, NOT Twilight.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:40am
  • I would like to see some sparkly cooch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 8:36pm
  • Were the sparkley boobies big?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 8:01pm
  • it would of course be from my area code

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 7:35pm
  • Sparkly bazoons for the motherfucking win.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 6:32am
  • all your base are belong to us -CATS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 4:55am
  • That's a natural human response.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 9:57pm
  • no need to apologize for that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 7:38pm
  • No, it's not from Twilight. My friend was supposed to meet me and some others out last night and when we called him, he said he got distracted by sparkly boobies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 1:34am
  • Sparkley boobs rock.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 7:43pm
  • Uhh...lightly run an electric razor through it? I like how girls are talking about sparkly dicks. At least i hope they are girls...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 12:16am
  • Victorias secret fashion show. Now all of you know what this is about.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 1:34am
  • I think girls should put sparkles on their boobs. That would be cool.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 9:38pm
  • They Have Chickens In Soviet Russia?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 2:44pm
  • Edwards dick sparkles. Yayyyyyy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 11:10pm
  • ok the first hting that came to mind was the hot vampire chic with short red hair was naked in the sunlight

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 9:21pm
  • Edward has sparkley boobies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 10:31pm
  • 7:47-- and you won't wonder why you die tomorrow morning.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 7:52pm
  • Omg I know exactly how u feel

    Submitted by stevo70301 on Jun 23, 11 at 11:44am
  • In Soviet Russia, YOU distract sparkly boobies!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 7:37pm
  • In soviet Russia sparkly boobs get distracted by you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 10:23pm
  • Oh I get it, shit no I don't!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 9:08pm
  • hmmmmm sparkley boobies, hmmmmmm

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 7:38pm
  • I love sparkley boobies!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:07am
  • I hate sparkly boobs. It's like writing a note to my girlfriend that I've been motorboating.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:52pm
  • oh I get it! the op and his friend were walking out of a club and the op saw a dancer with glitter tits! -Jeff 2.0

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 12:40am
  • when I think of sparkley boobs, i think of glitter glue lactation :[

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 12:15am
  • Is that something from Twilight?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 10:09pm
  • vampires are dead. they do not pump blood through their veins. or their junk. vampires cannot get it up. I'm sure the male body stops producing semen after death as well. this is why vampire seduction just does not work.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 9:08pm
  • edward= sparkly vajayy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 10:58pm
  • I get distracted by sparkly boobs too!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 12:34am
  • In soviet russia YOU NEVER make it out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 9:53pm
  • 9:29.... more like 2429th...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 9:38am
  • No, in Soviet Russia chickens shit on you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 12:31am
  • Anybody else wondering why the boobies were sparkley or how they got that way?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 10:02pm
  • just the phrase "sparkley boobies" is frickin' hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 9:27pm
  • i love my girlfrend..... she read this then proceeded to ask me to make her boobies sparkley next time we fucked.....just fucked..... damn rite i got distracted by those sparkley boobies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 10:33pm
  • Glitter Sticky Boobies = Hours of Fun!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 5:37pm
  • It's so sad that I first thought of strip club boobies while most everybody else is thinking twilight, WTF is wrong with all you people!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 7:15am
  • Oh yes, sparkly boobs works like a charm ;-)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 1:27am
  • 10:23, I'm flattered!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 10:24pm
  • Yeah too bad Soviet Russia SUCKS ASS 7:40

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 7:47pm