I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
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I'm a straight girl and I would get distacted by sparkly boobies :P
Sparkley dicks for sparkley boobed chicks
What are these sparkley boobies? I wanna see them...
Me too 4:08, and her name is America
disco stick meets the boobies?
lol doesnt really matter how or why they are sparkely what matters is that they were
In Soviet Russia, sparkley boobies get distracted by you
In Soviet Russia, we shit on chickens.
WTF is wrong with all of you? This is reference to a strip club, NOT Twilight.
I would like to see some sparkly cooch.
it would of course be from my area code
Were the sparkley boobies big?
That's a natural human response.
Sparkley boobs rock.
Sparkly bazoons for the motherfucking win.
no need to apologize for that
No, it's not from Twilight. My friend was supposed to meet me and some others out last night and when we called him, he said he got distracted by sparkly boobies
all your base are belong to us
Uhh...lightly run an electric razor through it? I like how girls are talking about sparkly dicks. At least i hope they are girls...
Victorias secret fashion show. Now all of you know what this is about.
I think girls should put sparkles on their boobs. That would be cool.
They Have Chickens In Soviet Russia?
Edwards dick sparkles. Yayyyyyy
ok the first hting that came to mind was the hot vampire chic with short red hair was naked in the sunlight
Edward has sparkley boobies
7:47-- and you won't wonder why you die tomorrow morning.
In soviet Russia sparkly boobs get distracted by you!
Omg I know exactly how u feel
In Soviet Russia, YOU distract sparkly boobies!
Oh I get it, shit no I don't!
hmmmmm sparkley boobies, hmmmmmm
I love sparkley boobies!!!
I hate sparkly boobs. It's like writing a note to my girlfriend that I've been motorboating.
oh I get it! the op and his friend were walking out of a club and the op saw a dancer with glitter tits!
when I think of sparkley boobs, i think of glitter glue lactation :[
Is that something from Twilight?
vampires are dead. they do not pump blood through their veins. or their junk. vampires cannot get it up. I'm sure the male body stops producing semen after death as well. this is why vampire seduction just does not work.
edward= sparkly vajayy
I get distracted by sparkly boobs too!
In soviet russia YOU NEVER make it out
9:29.... more like 2429th...
No, in Soviet Russia chickens shit on you!
Anybody else wondering why the boobies were sparkley or how they got that way?
just the phrase "sparkley boobies" is frickin' hilarious
i love my girlfrend..... she read this then proceeded to ask me to make her boobies sparkley next time we fucked.....just fucked..... damn rite i got distracted by those sparkley boobies
Oh yes, sparkly boobs works like a charm ;-)
Glitter Sticky Boobies = Hours of Fun!
It's so sad that I first thought of strip club boobies while most everybody else is thinking twilight, WTF is wrong with all you people!
10:23, I'm flattered!
Yeah too bad Soviet Russia SUCKS ASS 7:40