I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
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Sparkley dicks for sparkley boobed chicks
I'm a straight girl and I would get distacted by sparkly boobies :P
What are these sparkley boobies? I wanna see them...
Me too 4:08, and her name is America
disco stick meets the boobies?
lol doesnt really matter how or why they are sparkely what matters is that they were
In Soviet Russia, sparkley boobies get distracted by you
In Soviet Russia, we shit on chickens.
I would like to see some sparkly cooch.
WTF is wrong with all of you? This is reference to a strip club, NOT Twilight.
it would of course be from my area code
Sparkly bazoons for the motherfucking win.
That's a natural human response.
no need to apologize for that
Sparkley boobs rock.
Were the sparkley boobies big?
all your base are belong to us
I think girls should put sparkles on their boobs. That would be cool.
No, it's not from Twilight. My friend was supposed to meet me and some others out last night and when we called him, he said he got distracted by sparkly boobies
Victorias secret fashion show. Now all of you know what this is about.
Uhh...lightly run an electric razor through it? I like how girls are talking about sparkly dicks. At least i hope they are girls...
7:47-- and you won't wonder why you die tomorrow morning.
They Have Chickens In Soviet Russia?
Edwards dick sparkles. Yayyyyyy
ok the first hting that came to mind was the hot vampire chic with short red hair was naked in the sunlight
In soviet Russia sparkly boobs get distracted by you!
Edward has sparkley boobies
I love sparkley boobies!!!
Omg I know exactly how u feel
In Soviet Russia, YOU distract sparkly boobies!
Is that something from Twilight?
hmmmmm sparkley boobies, hmmmmmm
edward= sparkly vajayy
Oh I get it, shit no I don't!
I hate sparkly boobs. It's like writing a note to my girlfriend that I've been motorboating.
oh I get it! the op and his friend were walking out of a club and the op saw a dancer with glitter tits!
vampires are dead. they do not pump blood through their veins. or their junk. vampires cannot get it up. I'm sure the male body stops producing semen after death as well. this is why vampire seduction just does not work.
when I think of sparkley boobs, i think of glitter glue lactation :[
In soviet russia YOU NEVER make it out
I get distracted by sparkly boobs too!
9:29.... more like 2429th...
No, in Soviet Russia chickens shit on you!
just the phrase "sparkley boobies" is frickin' hilarious
Anybody else wondering why the boobies were sparkley or how they got that way?
i love my girlfrend..... she read this then proceeded to ask me to make her boobies sparkley next time we fucked.....just fucked..... damn rite i got distracted by those sparkley boobies
Oh yes, sparkly boobs works like a charm ;-)
Glitter Sticky Boobies = Hours of Fun!
It's so sad that I first thought of strip club boobies while most everybody else is thinking twilight, WTF is wrong with all you people!
10:23, I'm flattered!
Yeah too bad Soviet Russia SUCKS ASS 7:40