3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
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Funny! Seems like such a strategy to getting laid! Is it always this way for some people?? I'm soo sorry!! For the ugly girls AND the desperate guys!!!
dont you get it you effing idiots? this is about getting drugged. not only are you ugly, you're all dumb.
@ May 5, 2009 7:39 AM
Tis better to be a pig than a cow
Have you girls ever noticed how many UGLY guys there are? Fer real
brilliant comeback by cali girl ^
With every individuals different preferences everyone in the world is ugly, yet at the same time everyone is beautiful.
i agree with above. there are alot. alot. ALOT. of ugly guyssss
its cause you get all the nerds in austin, goto baton rouge to find decent people
All these frat/sorority douche Bs deserve each other anyway.
As if any of you can say you've NEVER been slumming...
get her drunk. You couldn't get laid in a whorehouse on nickle night with a fist full of fifties!
well i think it's hilarious and i'm a girl. haha
srsly, there are enough hot girls in this metro that you don't need to settle for an ugly one. just find out which bars the UT college girls hang out in and half of the work is already done for you
Why are people calling him a jerk? This is how ugly girls get laid. And ugly guys, for that matter.
Fat chicks need lovin' too...
girls in austin are hot!
im a girl and its totally vice versa. the more drunk i am, the more attractive ugly guys are to me! ;)
so i found this really funny, but the thing is most of you are acting as if being ugly makes you bitter and you are basically the scum of the earth, kindof sad.. although yeah there are a few exceptions i have to admit
yep. ive had that convo before... ive run through my list of girls i can degrade and not feel bad about it. cant do it more than a couple times tho...
She was ugly, so were her friends. Its all good, Im ugly, but everyones gotta get their nut off right.
"get her drunk" - person. nice. and also he IS a jerk. degrading chauvinistic pig, I hope she gives him herpes.
THATS LIFE, SOMETIMES UGLY
...I always wonder if guys say this about me behind my back...I don't think i'm ugly at all, but who knows....
second Cali gal's sentiment..... you're making it quite obvious that you (plural) fall under the category of "ugly girls"
anyone who says looks don't matter (guy or girl) is full of s**t.
I'm a girl and I think that's hilarious, hahaha.
Hot Texan girl,
well played. i like your style
ugly people need loving too. but those that give it need heavy intoxication first. It's like a social law.
whats the saying go ugly or fat early and avoid the rush
now don't be bitter - it just confirms that you're one of the ugly girls
- Cali gal
Bet you the ugly girl had the best night ever. Everyone wins. Rotten girls need to quit complaining! If you had it your way you wouldn't get any at all. Just chill out and shag.
- London Lad
thats a smart move haha
i've never heard of a texas girl that wasn't hott
Baton Rouge?? Seriously? I'm FROM Austin, living in BR... can't WAIT to get back to the hot TEXAS guys!!!
i have to admit - i cracked up when i read this!!!
BATON ROUGE?!!!! Somebody needs to get out of Louisiana!
Lol. Wow... don't worry buddy, when your looks leave you and your personality's all you have left... you'll never have to worry about having an ugly chick again! ... or any chick for that matter. :)
- A hot Texan girl
Any girl that thinks your looks don't determine whether or not you meet his friends are kidding youself
if you think he's a jerk, then you're probably ugly. if you're not ugly and you still think he's a jerk, then people are probably only your friends because you're attractive.
"goto baton rouge to find decent people" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
It's funny as shit get over it!