A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
You must be Logged in to post a comment
Mary Magdalene was a prostitute.
Hahaha I think this text is hilarious. People should just laugh and move on:)
The language is too much for me. It's why I don't bring my kids with me anymore.
Miguel, your English is great but I'm a redneck white supremacist so I'm turning you in to the government.
hahaha im a methodist in this area!!!!! lmao!
She's either baptist or catholic. What they do in the dark doesn't matter, so long as they pretend to be holier-than-thou.
Don't act like if u weren't ugly u wouldn't strip too
Haha!! It was a christian strip joint... Lmfao!!!
Look man, I'm the guy that sent this text to whomever submitted it. For real. I was at a shake joint. I can't deny that. But I saw the girl that said this to me at a Waffle House after hours. I just feel like that someone that shakes her twat for cash shouldn't lecture me on Jesus. That's all. It is pretty funny though, by the way.
Fuck you 2;14 I sent this text. Bunch of liars.
Literally no position. It's crazy hard to speak when doing the inverted open v.
Well what position was she in?
Not to mention, in order to be in the presence of said stripper, it can be assumed that you were at a strip club. Considering that you were at a strip club in the first place, she should not have expected much in your moral department, silly cunt.
She is totally moral, she strips for Jesus!
Enh, technically, as long as she's not engaging in physical contact, she's just dancing. So, while anyone lecturing someone on using the word goddamit is annoying, she might just be one up on you still.
Well, if we ignore that most people use religion for thinly veiled misogyny.
Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks.
Y did u say it? that's the true question!
Am I the only one who thought of Catcher in the Rye...?
Time to violate the no-touching rule a slap a hoe!
hehehe oh how i love you miss KCM!!!!
slap dat hoee.
maybe she was a nun? ive seen plenty of nuns get naked at strip clubs.
Already been said before... Damn these moderators suck!
I know that area code, and that area code I guarantee you she is either Baptist or Church of Christ
just because she makes a living differently than YOU would deem "acceptable" does not mean that she is in any way "immoral". asshole
So says the butthurt fatty
Dudes that go to strip clubs are pathetic. If you are getting it good then you wouldn't have to shell out cash to pay for blue balls. Sorry fucks. Ha
Wow this sounds eerily like a joke told by Dave Chappelle years ago about being lectured by a stripper for smoking in a strip club. Plagiarize much?
6:34 needs to lighten up. Seriously, it's a joke.
All the texts from Alabama and Mississippi are really lame.
6:34 go ahead and do a reality check. strippers are a small step up from prostitutes. they have a loooong way to go before they are "moral"
Actually 8:35 makes a good point, and who uses the term butthurt fatty? Sound like a bunch of lame douches who only know how to look at women (whil paying cash for it)..but are never actually with women. Sounds fun...losers
6:34 - um, yes it does.
Maybe she only gives BJ's
she probably goes to FBC of Huntsville or Asbury Church of Christ... just sayin.
... Strangely, I think I know this person, too, as she has snapped at me before, as well.
God made us naked, it's the government that makes us wear clothes.
give her her tip using rolls of pennies. Maybe shove a few up her uppity ass and into her stinky cunt
Damn those psychology majors !!
4:27 there's also a lot of Methodists in that area code
Moral standards are different.
Was "goddammit" followed by "I'm outta cash"?
WTF is a butthurt fatty?
2:14 - 'whomever submitted it' ?? you don't know you sent this to?? I call bullshit on you.
should have punched her in the cunt