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  • disney really is the happiest place on earth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 12:02pm
  • the part where the ghost sits next to you would be amazing... like a threesome with a dead fat wine-o

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 5:20am
  • #1 disneyland rule - never say "no" to a handjob

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 12:34pm
  • 2:13 ... You and your fiance spend your free time at Disneyworld? I don't know whether to laugh at you or cry for you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 5:31pm
  • You have to say yes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 12:02pm
  • So those moans I heard were not from the ghosts????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 12:32pm
  • Should've held out for a blow job ... But maybe I'm just biased. I think guys are better at jerking themselves off than we could ever be, so i never bothered to try. Guess I missed that lesson in middle school.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 12:35pm
  • Disgusting you're a ghost

    Submitted by weedkiller on May 27, 10 at 5:46pm
  • @ 12:35 harder to explain a head in your lap than a hand. besides, one thing leads to another eventually

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 12:44pm
  • I fingered a girl on Spaceship Earth once...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 12:06pm
  • did he at least return the favor by giving her a finger or two? keep it even steven!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 3:18pm
  • I've given head on the Haunted Mansion... you can do better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 3:07pm
  • i have had the honor of escorting couples caught messing around on rides in disney...some of the funniest moments of my life... caught teenage couple fooling around with infrared camera with daughter's parents two seats away, that was probably the best one ever...parents were livid, left the kid for his parent's to pick him up...good times

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 2:29am
  • i worked for disneyland, and you have to be careful about a bj. if something startles the girl bad things happen. At Honey I Shrunk the Audience a girl freaked when the mice ran under the seat and she bit down. Ambulance came. He didn't.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 12:35pm
  • I experienced this one recently too!!!! The part with the mirrors is pretty sketch though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:00am
  • 2:29 you must tell me more :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 7:06am
  • you have the wrong girls 12:51

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 2:09pm
  • 12:06.. was that me!? lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 11:35pm
  • I work that ride and believe me when I say we can see EVERYTHING and we like to alert all the cast members in the office when we see stuff like that. Just know that you prolly had an audience ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 2:25am
  • i hope you jizzed on the seat so the little kid next in line got to sit in it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 12:05pm
  • 12:41... thats the fun... knowing that you're doing something someplace public with the risk of someone catching you... thats public sex... thats awesome... and thats what takes a guy with a 4 hour stamina down to a 2 minute man...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 1:12am
  • definitely did that very thing for my bf on that ride. There's just something about it. disney is not just for kids!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 12:13am
  • If your getting a BJ and the ride is bumpy you get bite marks and lots of pain. Handjobs it goes over a bump nothing bad happens. go for the handjob

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 12:51pm
  • Happy ending on the haunted ride.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 3:07pm
  • Just fyi...you do realize that all d-world rides have infrared cameras and they can see everything you do in the dark.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 12:43pm
  • Who's been reading my diary

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:25am
  • aren't you too old to be going to Disneyland with your mother?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 2:04am
  • Hmmmm, this is a hard one ... o.O

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 5:06pm
  • @12:34 #1 rule for ANYWHERE: never say no to a handjob ;-)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 2:59pm
  • I've messed around many a time on the Haunted Mansion. That ride is like begging you to hook up in though. It was literally made for it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 12:12am
  • I used to work at WDW, not that ride, but you do realize they have cameras on ALL the rides ALL the time and ALWAYS have at least one person stationed to watch the cameras.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 12:41am
  • Good thing that I just got back from Disney. I love that ride. Hope I wasn't sitting in a soggy seat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 3:11pm
  • hell yes! my fiance always kisses me on that ride at the spots he knows no one can see.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 2:13pm
  • My ex and I use to make out whenever we were on the haunted mansion ride lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 12:13pm
  • Total truth, 12:43. Bet money these people got thrown out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 1:28pm
  • been there done that last four of July

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 8:22pm
  • I am 12:06. No it was neither of you and no I did not get thrown out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 1:10am
  • youre right 1:12 the excitement is so much better

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 6:38pm
  • 12:06 i told you not to tell anyone!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 12:07pm