she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
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disney really is the happiest place on earth
the part where the ghost sits next to you would be amazing... like a threesome with a dead fat wine-o
#1 disneyland rule - never say "no" to a handjob
2:13 ... You and your fiance spend your free time at Disneyworld? I don't know whether to laugh at you or cry for you.
You have to say yes.
So those moans I heard were not from the ghosts????
Should've held out for a blow job ... But maybe I'm just biased. I think guys are better at jerking themselves off than we could ever be, so i never bothered to try. Guess I missed that lesson in middle school.
Disgusting you're a ghost
@ 12:35 harder to explain a head in your lap than a hand. besides, one thing leads to another eventually
I fingered a girl on Spaceship Earth once...
did he at least return the favor by giving her a finger or two? keep it even steven!!!
I've given head on the Haunted Mansion... you can do better.
i have had the honor of escorting couples caught messing around on rides in disney...some of the funniest moments of my life... caught teenage couple fooling around with infrared camera with daughter's parents two seats away, that was probably the best one ever...parents were livid, left the kid for his parent's to pick him up...good times
i worked for disneyland, and you have to be careful about a bj. if something startles the girl bad things happen. At Honey I Shrunk the Audience a girl freaked when the mice ran under the seat and she bit down. Ambulance came. He didn't.
I experienced this one recently too!!!! The part with the mirrors is pretty sketch though.
you must tell me more :D
you have the wrong girls 12:51
12:06.. was that me!? lol
I work that ride and believe me when I say we can see EVERYTHING and we like to alert all the cast members in the office when we see stuff like that. Just know that you prolly had an audience ;)
i hope you jizzed on the seat so the little kid next in line got to sit in it
12:41... thats the fun... knowing that you're doing something someplace public with the risk of someone catching you... thats public sex... thats awesome... and thats what takes a guy with a 4 hour stamina down to a 2 minute man...
definitely did that very thing for my bf on that ride. There's just something about it. disney is not just for kids!
If your getting a BJ and the ride is bumpy you get bite marks and lots of pain. Handjobs it goes over a bump nothing bad happens.
go for the handjob
Happy ending on the haunted ride.
Just fyi...you do realize that all d-world rides have infrared cameras and they can see everything you do in the dark.....
Who's been reading my diary
aren't you too old to be going to Disneyland with your mother?
Hmmmm, this is a hard one ... o.O
@12:34 #1 rule for ANYWHERE: never say no to a handjob ;-)
I've messed around many a time on the Haunted Mansion. That ride is like begging you to hook up in though. It was literally made for it.
I used to work at WDW, not that ride, but you do realize they have cameras on ALL the rides ALL the time and ALWAYS have at least one person stationed to watch the cameras.
Good thing that I just got back from Disney. I love that ride. Hope I wasn't sitting in a soggy seat
hell yes! my fiance always kisses me on that ride at the spots he knows no one can see.
My ex and I use to make out whenever we were on the haunted mansion ride lol
Total truth, 12:43. Bet money these people got thrown out.
been there done that last four of July
I am 12:06. No it was neither of you and no I did not get thrown out.
youre right 1:12
the excitement is so much better
12:06 i told you not to tell anyone!