just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
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Drugs don't kill poeple, roommates kill poeple
Or just not snort coke and pretend it makes you cool dumb fuck
maybe you shouldn't do coke?
Drug lectures from the guy called StonedKoala...
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I feel like citric acid wouldn't kill you. Pretty sure it's in sour skittles, pretty sure I snorted that shit four years ago for twenty bucks. I think the room mate will just have a sore throat.
I think anybody who does coke is a fucking loser...but this is hilarious. Time for a hidden camera.
His nostrils will b on fire!!!
Or you could stick to weed.
Huh. Not if he is smart enough. Teste it frist. Always. Whenever something is free, easy or found laying around. Always be suspicious.
Mmm, fresh coffee, I think I'll dip my balls in it..
I know this comment was a long time ago, but you just made my day! Like I laughed so hard I was crying, drooling, and almost shit myself at the same time
"Teste"...I know it's called an 8 Ball but you don't have to be so literal
AWESOME. \nI wish there was something caustic that looked like weed.
Watching people smoke oregano and act high is pretty hilarious, though.
He should be fine. I know a guy that was tricked into snorting baking soda, he threw up ALOT! However he was fine after a while.
funniest shit ever
@Brandyn u idiot coke the drug not drink
did u hear they took the word sarcasm out of the dictionary omg lol
Yeah MissGi--"teste it frist" good plan. WTF?
This is a smart dude right here
Citric acid is in lemons also. He will not die
Caffeine is in tea and coffee, but if you eat the entire contents of a bottle of chemistry-grade caffeine, you'll die.
Hey nt, coke doesn't make you "cool" it's just really fun sometimes stop being a square... Wattafaggg
You are wasting your time. Ppl do drugs get over it. This site wouldnt be as funny if the woeld was sober. And sarcasm! Really ppl. Look it up. Stop takin shit so literal.
Why is he stealing his soda I would do that it to what a dick!
Bullshit I just checked. Sarcasm is still in there u liar!
It wouldn't kill him...its just citrus. Its in fruit, all kinds of processed food, etc. But it will burn the absolute shit out of his nose and throat.
Damn that's fucked lol
C'mon guys...learn some chemistry. Citric acid is the same thing as vitamin C.
No, vitamin C is ascorbic acid. Citric acid is what gives citrus fruits their flavor.
Can't tell if trolling or just took chemistry at 8 in the morning...
Oh dear.. He could die ! Either way I guess...
Your lack of chemical knowledge is quite obvious.