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  • Drugs don't kill poeple, roommates kill poeple

    Submitted by giaffrey on Aug 24, 10 at 11:30am
  • Or just not snort coke and pretend it makes you cool dumb fuck

    Submitted by nt252 on Aug 24, 10 at 12:45pm
  • maybe you shouldn't do coke?

    Submitted by StonedKoala on Aug 24, 10 at 3:46pm
  • I feel like citric acid wouldn't kill you. Pretty sure it's in sour skittles, pretty sure I snorted that shit four years ago for twenty bucks. I think the room mate will just have a sore throat.

    Submitted by chinesedumpling on Aug 24, 10 at 12:16pm
  • I think anybody who does coke is a fucking loser...but this is hilarious. Time for a hidden camera.

    Submitted by hockeyhouse on Aug 24, 10 at 6:04pm
  • His nostrils will b on fire!!!

    Submitted by 703bitch on Aug 24, 10 at 11:29am
  • Or you could stick to weed.

    Submitted by sharweeeek on Aug 24, 10 at 9:42pm
  • Huh. Not if he is smart enough. Teste it frist. Always. Whenever something is free, easy or found laying around. Always be suspicious.

    Submitted by MissGi on Aug 24, 10 at 11:32am
    • Mmm, fresh coffee, I think I'll dip my balls in it..

      Submitted by ojg15 on Aug 25, 10 at 6:28am
      • I know this comment was a long time ago, but you just made my day! Like I laughed so hard I was crying, drooling, and almost shit myself at the same time

        Submitted by Creeot on Sep 4, 10 at 11:52am
    • "Teste"...I know it's called an 8 Ball but you don't have to be so literal

      Submitted by ttesroD on Aug 26, 10 at 9:21pm
  • AWESOME. \nI wish there was something caustic that looked like weed.

    Submitted by directrixsr on Aug 25, 10 at 8:25pm
    • Watching people smoke oregano and act high is pretty hilarious, though.

      Submitted by rosa_rouge on Jul 2, 11 at 5:04pm
  • He should be fine. I know a guy that was tricked into snorting baking soda, he threw up ALOT! However he was fine after a while.

    Submitted by parksbonifay on Aug 24, 10 at 2:19pm
  • Yeah MissGi--"teste it frist" good plan. WTF?

    Submitted by fierceness on Aug 25, 10 at 1:36am
  • @Brandyn u idiot coke the drug not drink

    Submitted by Jasmine95hun on Aug 25, 10 at 5:24am
    • did u hear they took the word sarcasm out of the dictionary omg lol

      Submitted by sgtgrumbles on Aug 25, 10 at 9:10am
  • This is a smart dude right here

    Submitted by amwroth on Aug 24, 10 at 12:49pm
  • Citric acid is in lemons also. He will not die

    Submitted by jules4 on Aug 24, 10 at 2:04pm
    • Caffeine is in tea and coffee, but if you eat the entire contents of a bottle of chemistry-grade caffeine, you'll die.

      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 13, 12 at 4:45pm
  • Lol "teste"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 10 at 6:29pm
  • Hey nt, coke doesn't make you "cool" it's just really fun sometimes stop being a square... Wattafaggg

    Submitted by guitar_boy on Aug 25, 10 at 9:36pm
  • You are wasting your time. Ppl do drugs get over it. This site wouldnt be as funny if the woeld was sober. And sarcasm! Really ppl. Look it up. Stop takin shit so literal.

    Submitted by lolli13 on Aug 27, 10 at 1:31am
  • Why is he stealing his soda I would do that it to what a dick!

    Submitted by brandyn on Aug 25, 10 at 2:26am
  • Bullshit I just checked. Sarcasm is still in there u liar!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 10 at 6:28pm
  • fake life

    Submitted by StanSitwell on Aug 24, 10 at 1:08pm
  • Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    Submitted by ilovsbigones on Aug 24, 10 at 5:19pm
  • It wouldn't kill him...its just citrus. Its in fruit, all kinds of processed food, etc. But it will burn the absolute shit out of his nose and throat.

    Submitted by Attica on Aug 26, 10 at 3:51am
  • Damn that's fucked lol

    Submitted by ends509 on Aug 25, 10 at 3:34am
  • C'mon guys...learn some chemistry. Citric acid is the same thing as vitamin C.

    Submitted by Lishiej on Aug 24, 10 at 8:07pm
    • No, vitamin C is ascorbic acid. Citric acid is what gives citrus fruits their flavor.

      Submitted by njb42 on Aug 24, 10 at 8:26pm
    • Can't tell if trolling or just took chemistry at 8 in the morning...

      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 13, 12 at 4:47pm
  • Oh dear.. He could die ! Either way I guess...

    Submitted by CrazyJenn on Aug 24, 10 at 11:30am