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  • Still funny even if it's fake at least they kno how to make up stories unlike ya'll

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 10:21pm
  • FAKE! Don't mean to hate but this is just a failed attempt at a remake of some of the original funny ones. Nice try

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 1:34am
  • Fake. Stupid. I hate you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:29pm
  • lmfao

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 10 at 1:23pm
  • Sounds more entertaining then the time I turned into a dragon after that handle of Jack....and the 12 pack...and...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:44pm
  • Zaire???only Zaire Walton would do some stupid shit like that....I mean hell, he did it back in middle school xD what would stop him now??

    Submitted by EpikChick on Jun 13, 10 at 12:19am
  • Goddamnit 480, stop being a fucking douchebag and posting FAKE texts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 8:29pm
  • i have a hard time believing this is real.....but i really, really want it to be.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:41pm
  • Oh man you drank a lot of [alcoholic beverage] and were wearing [household item and/or food product] and yelling [pop culture reference]! Hahahaha you were soooo wasted. Lolz!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:35am
  • really i call shenanigans!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:11pm
  • you wer running around _______ yelling _______covered in_________ . for the love of god we get it, u have no interesting real texts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 4:39pm
  • Omg that's funny I laughed so hard I cried

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:43pm
  • why didnt i think of that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:57pm
  • LMAO@4:32. That is all. Carry on.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:06pm
  • HahahahahahahaaaahHa

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 8:54am
  • I love the East Valley! Either we're all crazy, or we all lie really well...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 8:17pm
  • I call shenanigans. They have a million texts like this, and they also use te phrase "needless to say" a lot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:18pm
  • fake. fucking hate you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:35pm
  • Regardless whether fake or not... It's the greatest idea ever... I'm making this a reality.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 11:38pm
  • LMFAO love that!! hhahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 8:00pm
  • Omg I would so do that if I could but sadly I can't because I need my syrup for waffles lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:10am
  • Fake or not that is

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 7:37am
  • fake or not, I lol'd.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 4:01pm
  • Mental image is priceless.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 12:36pm
  • that doesn't beat the time i found a genie when i was walking through narnia when i was on E and wished to go to never land so i could fuck tinkerbell

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:07pm
  • so fake-sounding that i was unable to be amused

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 4:12pm
  • I have no idea what AFLACK means or whether this is real or not, but the visual still made me lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 4:19pm
  • I garentee that never happened

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 8:18pm
  • Better than saying assflick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:31pm
  • I hope that he was nekkid (except for the feathers of course).

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:05pm
  • Really really really unbelievably dumb. So sick of these texts. Same format, it's not even funny anymore. It actually enrages me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 4:30pm
  • Hahaha, fake or not , this actually happened to a friend of mine but while sober LMAO.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 3:08am
  • I can't stop laughing as I type this. One of the best so far.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 11:17pm