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  • 59 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:44pm

    Sounds more entertaining then the time I turned into a dragon after that handle of Jack....and the 12 pack...and...

  • 64 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:41pm

    i have a hard time believing this is real.....but i really, really want it to be.

  • 68 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:18pm

    I call shenanigans. They have a million texts like this, and they also use te phrase "needless to say" a lot.

  • 66 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 4:39pm

    you wer running around _______ yelling _______covered in_________ . for the love of god we get it, u have no interesting real texts.

  • 63 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 1:34am

    FAKE! Don't mean to hate but this is just a failed attempt at a remake of some of the original funny ones. Nice try

  • 58 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:43pm

    Omg that's funny I laughed so hard I cried

  • 58 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 8:29pm

    Goddamnit 480, stop being a fucking douchebag and posting FAKE texts.

  • 59 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 8:17pm

    I love the East Valley! Either we're all crazy, or we all lie really well...

  • 58 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:29pm

    Fake. Stupid. I hate you.

  • 55 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 4:01pm

    fake or not, I lol'd.

  • 57 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:57pm

    why didnt i think of that?

  • 53 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 10:21pm

    Still funny even if it's fake at least they kno how to make up stories unlike ya'll

  • 60 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:11pm

    really i call shenanigans!

  • 47 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:35am

    Oh man you drank a lot of [alcoholic beverage] and were wearing [household item and/or food product] and yelling [pop culture reference]! Hahahaha you were soooo wasted. Lolz!

  • 48 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 11:38pm

    Regardless whether fake or not... It's the greatest idea ever... I'm making this a reality.

  • 52 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 7:37am

    Fake or not that is

  • 51 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:06pm

    LMAO@4:32. That is all. Carry on.

  • 44 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 12:36pm

    Mental image is priceless.

  • 49 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:35pm

    fake. fucking hate you.

  • 40 59
    Submitted by EpikChick on Jun 13, 10 at 12:19am

    Zaire???only Zaire Walton would do some stupid shit like that....I mean hell, he did it back in middle school xD what would stop him now??

  • 49 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 8:18pm

    I garentee that never happened

  • 44 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 3:08am

    Hahaha, fake or not , this actually happened to a friend of mine but while sober LMAO.

  • 42 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 8:54am

    HahahahahahahaaaahHa

  • 49 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 8:00pm

    LMFAO love that!! hhahahaha

  • 45 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 11:17pm

    I can't stop laughing as I type this. One of the best so far.

  • 41 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:10am

    Omg I would so do that if I could but sadly I can't because I need my syrup for waffles lol

  • 53 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 4:12pm

    so fake-sounding that i was unable to be amused

  • 45 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:31pm

    Better than saying assflick

  • 47 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:05pm

    I hope that he was nekkid (except for the feathers of course).

  • 49 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 4:30pm

    Really really really unbelievably dumb. So sick of these texts. Same format, it's not even funny anymore. It actually enrages me.

  • 39 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 10 at 1:23pm

    lmfao

  • 45 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:07pm

    that doesn't beat the time i found a genie when i was walking through narnia when i was on E and wished to go to never land so i could fuck tinkerbell

  • 44 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 4:19pm

    I have no idea what AFLACK means or whether this is real or not, but the visual still made me lol.