I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
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I think that it's really sweet that he said that. It's really great and rare to find a guy who is capable of controlling himself and respecting a woman like that. Props to you dude. Your gf is very lucky to have you. :)
please dont "fuck" her if anything, people are so trashy and insincere
Hey man, don't listen to these guys, I feel the exact same way about somebody also, it doesn't make you a pussy or homo or anything, it just means you respect her, and you're not a douchebag like a Loy of guys here
Hey, I love my gf(fiancé) and we haven't had sex.
I'm pretty sure this isn't about his real gf/love interest...it's most likely about some celebrity or a random girl in a class
Amen to everyone not saying just to screw her.
It really is sweet.
And for all the douchebags who don't give a
flying fuck about chivalry, it's no wonder none
of you ever get laid.
Too bad he can't cause the real men will get to her first
So perfect = you don't put your dick in, but broken down/diseased/had every other dick in it = you wanna put your dick in it?
Don't listen to them their all douchebags, they all just wanna get laid.
im in the same goddamn situation. i love this girl and she knows it but since i wanted to respect her and what she wanted i waited for her to decide on what we should do and because of that it made it seem like i didnt want to put myself out there or like really push for us to be together so now just in a tricky ass situation and dont know wtf to do =( shit sucks man
Well that's alotta love there...
what kind of fucking loser would say this to anybody?
These are two sides of the same coin. Idealizing women is just another form of chauvinism. It sure as hell is not respect.
If you love and respect her so much, then you should want to show her! Make love to her and make her feel as amazing as just being around her makes you feel.
The kind of loser who has his head screwed onto his shoulders in just the right way.
Haha 11:00 that's the second time I've heard that's what's this putting the pussy on a pedastool
1028, thet fact that you call them "bitches", is barely a sign of respect.
Put her on that pedestal - it's the perfect height for me to fuck her
Aww that's really sweet. If you love her than sex will be all the better, you know!
Either way, that's probably one of the cutest things I've heard a guy say in a while. :)
If it's about an "official" love interest, this is really really sweet. But it's probably about some girl he's in the friend zone with or Megan Fox. In which case, it's the kind of sweet that you get from creepy stalkers.
I want to date this guy... Ur so sensitive !!! Why. bf jus likes me for my tits :/
Weirdddddd way to be sweet but none the less it's pretty sweet :)
I like the OP. I can respect a guy who respects beauty. but if hes not gonna fuck her I totally would. just saying.... dibs
-guy who hasnt gotten laid in over a month
i think its nice that guys actually respect girls. and to all you fuckwits that keep saying to fuck her already, or that you cant love her without fucking her, are just plain retarded.
Almost poetic there...seriously you should definitely just fuck her before someone kills you out of spite.
Ladies, you can lie to yourself and all of us and say you want some Knight in shining armor, but the one’s who “get it” see through that. You don't want some wussy who's going to say yes to everything you say. You want a man who oozes confidence and always keeps you on your toes.
Cocky + funny + spontaneity = irresistible
Fuck her in the ass then duh u don't have to feel out of place in her vagina
I like to fuck men in their tight little assholes and I'm a guy!
That is the GAYEST thing I have ever heard.....don't ever tell her that!
Ya man just take ur time it will happen eventually.....it's ok alot of people go threw this.....hahahhaha nawww fuckn pound that shit love is just something to make u feel warm inside u wanna make her warm inside hahaha ya digg
wow....a male cat lady
How the hell is being a virgin a fail?! It's a good thing If they are willing to give it up. Wait it wout man, stop fucking stressing. If it's meant to be then it will be.
Isn't there a minimum age requirement for this app?
12:13, you're awesome. You won't be ignored forever. And your girlfriend will love you and respect you for everything you are. You basically just stated something my boyfriend said to win me over. We've been together over a year now and he's the best boyfriend ever. :)
1:21-- you're saying an STD filled life is better then nothing?
12:30-- not sure then. Ask her out, see how that helps?
this is one of the creepiest/funniest/sweetest things ive read on this site. it kinda made me laugh
I'm 90% sure he was high and/or intoxicated when this text was sent. Still a nice sentiment though.
You want to land a 9/10, don’t tell her how perfect she is, tease her. Seriously, make fun of her about something in a joking manner. If you want to stand out to a very good looking girl, you can't be like every other wuss who's buying her drinks and telling her how perfect she is.
i would want your pussy in my body..even if it was perfect...who cares...just FUCK HER!!!
I'll take care of her
1-(970): You know, i've been thinking- I love him so much that even if I could have sex with him I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect mouth/asshole
im sure once you get in there you will feel right at home :)
So, this one time, I didn't fuck a chick, but that's because I hated that bitch.
Just fuck her anyways. Who cares if your dick feels outta place? If she's got a perfect body/vagina, it'll be worth it!
I'd say that 9:12 is a homo.
Awww. That's really sweet :)
Sex doesn't mean you love someone... Look at all those one night stands, all those prostitues...
This is the gayest shit ever. Man tuck yo dick bitch.
im sure my dick wouldnt mind at all....
That's really sort of romatic. And sad.
you should fuck her, because when are you going to get that opportunity again?!
9:13, or possibly female?
lame. if you really loved her you would fuck her :) now someone please tell my boyfriend that is true lol
950 never had sex and has no respect for women
this guy is in love with his hand
Maybe he wants a true relationship, instead of going straight into her vagina like the 20 chicks he's been with?
I don't understand why everyone thinks this is so fucking cute?
9;07 like the other guy said pussy wooped
aww op thats reallly sweeet
Yeah, I don't think you people understand. This bitch fucking cock-blocked my best friend, then she starts hitting on me. You can't fuck a chick who cock-blocks your best friend. That makes you the ultimate douche.
i fucked it up by not being straight forward so now itll take awhile before we could start dating
LOL @ 5:15! OP is screwed up in some ways. If he thinks she's too good for him to have sex with her, he needs to move on.
aha i wouldn't say this is cute but i like you, op.
1024, were just being real. least the bitches know where we stand as opposed to lying and saying we love then just to fuck them. we are proving that honesty/chivalry isnt dead! We are the heroes here!
You..... Are a MORON
Dudes prolly not a v card holder or 12. Hard to picture a 12 year old claiming his dick would be out of place in vagina. Just saying the terminology doesn't match up.
Quit puttin the pussy on the pedestal. Throw it on the dirt and fuck it
Holy shit, talk about Pussy Wooped
12:24- are you dating or no? If you are then wait, I'm in the same situation. It'll play out sooner or later. =P
This is not a TFLN. Who would text this.
The OP's a loser. Grow a pair.
everyone who is discussing about how lame he is not to "fuck his gf"
YOU ARE ALL IDIOTS
its obvious this text is about someone he doesnt actually know, like a celebrity
probably megan fox
You make Larry , Curley , Moe look like Einsteins!
12:26- no were not dating
That's actually very sweet lmao xD
Um, 9:07 she is either one or the other...
Most of you calling him a pussy are guys who sit at home playing call of duty and haven't gotten any in years. So go fuck yourselves. He does not need to "do" her to show her he loves her. I think this is sweet and he'll get more ass than any of you ever will :)
Move over idiot and let a real man have a go at her. You can stick to cartoons you pussy
Quit being a pussy and f*** her homo
Lol at 4:32.
Seriously, OP, don't stress, and don't make this girl girl out to be some kind of pure, perfect virgin -- it's not fair to HER. ;)
just screw her already! you cant love someone without bangin' them. love= your dick + her vagina + being forced to marry her if she gets pregnant. Man up, bro! .... then put it in her butt.
No confidence=No puntang.
Grow a pair.
I'm a woman and I'm kind of nauseated.
i think 9:17's right. i think it's someone he isn't with.
You puttin the pussy on a pedestal, like it's some Greek goddess named puss-a-lya
Back and forth forever
how do you know her vagina is perfect? what if its all dark, hairy and looks like roast beef spilling over the bread? ... Think about it.
Adding onto my last lost-- because he doesn't want to rush her, showing self-restraint, and not wanting to share all of his STDs.
9:07 did someone steal your balls? or your just a homo
11:58, in my experience with women, I try to be the sensitive guy, and you just fucking ignore me for the guy who likes your tits. Then, when he dumps your ass because you've put out enough and he wants to move on, you drown your sorrows in the arms of other guys who only like you for your tits.
But that's high school for you.
The OP is just giving that as an excuse for being too damn scared to go for it.
AWEESOME!!! NOW GO FUCK THAT GREAT PUSSY SHE HAS!
831 I doubt it. I don't own call of duty, I don't sit home and play video games. I do get enough sex. Either way you slice it, OP would be a pussy!
You love a girl you haven't banged yet?
What are you, 16?
wow.... i guess you could say that is really love..?
The exact opposite of Ellie