I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
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I think that it's really sweet that he said that. It's really great and rare to find a guy who is capable of controlling himself and respecting a woman like that. Props to you dude. Your gf is very lucky to have you. :)
please dont "fuck" her if anything, people are so trashy and insincere
Hey man, don't listen to these guys, I feel the exact same way about somebody also, it doesn't make you a pussy or homo or anything, it just means you respect her, and you're not a douchebag like a Loy of guys here
Hey, I love my gf(fiancé) and we haven't had sex.
I'm pretty sure this isn't about his real gf/love interest...it's most likely about some celebrity or a random girl in a class
Amen to everyone not saying just to screw her.
It really is sweet.
And for all the douchebags who don't give a
flying fuck about chivalry, it's no wonder none
of you ever get laid.
Too bad he can't cause the real men will get to her first
im in the same goddamn situation. i love this girl and she knows it but since i wanted to respect her and what she wanted i waited for her to decide on what we should do and because of that it made it seem like i didnt want to put myself out there or like really push for us to be together so now just in a tricky ass situation and dont know wtf to do =( shit sucks man
If you love and respect her so much, then you should want to show her! Make love to her and make her feel as amazing as just being around her makes you feel.
Well that's alotta love there...
The kind of loser who has his head screwed onto his shoulders in just the right way.
So perfect = you don't put your dick in, but broken down/diseased/had every other dick in it = you wanna put your dick in it?
Don't listen to them their all douchebags, they all just wanna get laid.
These are two sides of the same coin. Idealizing women is just another form of chauvinism. It sure as hell is not respect.
what kind of fucking loser would say this to anybody?
Haha 11:00 that's the second time I've heard that's what's this putting the pussy on a pedastool
Aww that's really sweet. If you love her than sex will be all the better, you know!
Either way, that's probably one of the cutest things I've heard a guy say in a while. :)
Put her on that pedestal - it's the perfect height for me to fuck her
I want to date this guy... Ur so sensitive !!! Why. bf jus likes me for my tits :/
i think its nice that guys actually respect girls. and to all you fuckwits that keep saying to fuck her already, or that you cant love her without fucking her, are just plain retarded.
If it's about an "official" love interest, this is really really sweet. But it's probably about some girl he's in the friend zone with or Megan Fox. In which case, it's the kind of sweet that you get from creepy stalkers.
1028, thet fact that you call them "bitches", is barely a sign of respect.
Almost poetic there...seriously you should definitely just fuck her before someone kills you out of spite.
I like the OP. I can respect a guy who respects beauty. but if hes not gonna fuck her I totally would. just saying.... dibs
-guy who hasnt gotten laid in over a month
wow....a male cat lady
How the hell is being a virgin a fail?! It's a good thing If they are willing to give it up. Wait it wout man, stop fucking stressing. If it's meant to be then it will be.
I like to fuck men in their tight little assholes and I'm a guy!
That is the GAYEST thing I have ever heard.....don't ever tell her that!
Weirdddddd way to be sweet but none the less it's pretty sweet :)
12:30-- not sure then. Ask her out, see how that helps?
Ya man just take ur time it will happen eventually.....it's ok alot of people go threw this.....hahahhaha nawww fuckn pound that shit love is just something to make u feel warm inside u wanna make her warm inside hahaha ya digg
Isn't there a minimum age requirement for this app?
1:21-- you're saying an STD filled life is better then nothing?
im sure once you get in there you will feel right at home :)
Ladies, you can lie to yourself and all of us and say you want some Knight in shining armor, but the one’s who “get it” see through that. You don't want some wussy who's going to say yes to everything you say. You want a man who oozes confidence and always keeps you on your toes.
Cocky + funny + spontaneity = irresistible
Fuck her in the ass then duh u don't have to feel out of place in her vagina
I'm 90% sure he was high and/or intoxicated when this text was sent. Still a nice sentiment though.
1-(970): You know, i've been thinking- I love him so much that even if I could have sex with him I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect mouth/asshole
im sure my dick wouldnt mind at all....
This is the gayest shit ever. Man tuck yo dick bitch.
You want to land a 9/10, don’t tell her how perfect she is, tease her. Seriously, make fun of her about something in a joking manner. If you want to stand out to a very good looking girl, you can't be like every other wuss who's buying her drinks and telling her how perfect she is.
12:13, you're awesome. You won't be ignored forever. And your girlfriend will love you and respect you for everything you are. You basically just stated something my boyfriend said to win me over. We've been together over a year now and he's the best boyfriend ever. :)
this is one of the creepiest/funniest/sweetest things ive read on this site. it kinda made me laugh
So, this one time, I didn't fuck a chick, but that's because I hated that bitch.
9:13, or possibly female?
Just fuck her anyways. Who cares if your dick feels outta place? If she's got a perfect body/vagina, it'll be worth it!
Sex doesn't mean you love someone... Look at all those one night stands, all those prostitues...
I'd say that 9:12 is a homo.
i would want your pussy in my body..even if it was perfect...who cares...just FUCK HER!!!
Awww. That's really sweet :)
lame. if you really loved her you would fuck her :) now someone please tell my boyfriend that is true lol
I'll take care of her
Maybe he wants a true relationship, instead of going straight into her vagina like the 20 chicks he's been with?
this guy is in love with his hand
9;07 like the other guy said pussy wooped
Yeah, I don't think you people understand. This bitch fucking cock-blocked my best friend, then she starts hitting on me. You can't fuck a chick who cock-blocks your best friend. That makes you the ultimate douche.
That's really sort of romatic. And sad.
12:24- are you dating or no? If you are then wait, I'm in the same situation. It'll play out sooner or later. =P
you should fuck her, because when are you going to get that opportunity again?!
i fucked it up by not being straight forward so now itll take awhile before we could start dating
950 never had sex and has no respect for women
I don't understand why everyone thinks this is so fucking cute?
aha i wouldn't say this is cute but i like you, op.
aww op thats reallly sweeet
everyone who is discussing about how lame he is not to "fuck his gf"
YOU ARE ALL IDIOTS
its obvious this text is about someone he doesnt actually know, like a celebrity
probably megan fox
LOL @ 5:15! OP is screwed up in some ways. If he thinks she's too good for him to have sex with her, he needs to move on.
Quit puttin the pussy on the pedestal. Throw it on the dirt and fuck it
You make Larry , Curley , Moe look like Einsteins!
Dudes prolly not a v card holder or 12. Hard to picture a 12 year old claiming his dick would be out of place in vagina. Just saying the terminology doesn't match up.
That's actually very sweet lmao xD
Holy shit, talk about Pussy Wooped
The OP's a loser. Grow a pair.
Quit being a pussy and f*** her homo
This is not a TFLN. Who would text this.
1024, were just being real. least the bitches know where we stand as opposed to lying and saying we love then just to fuck them. we are proving that honesty/chivalry isnt dead! We are the heroes here!
Um, 9:07 she is either one or the other...
Most of you calling him a pussy are guys who sit at home playing call of duty and haven't gotten any in years. So go fuck yourselves. He does not need to "do" her to show her he loves her. I think this is sweet and he'll get more ass than any of you ever will :)
just screw her already! you cant love someone without bangin' them. love= your dick + her vagina + being forced to marry her if she gets pregnant. Man up, bro! .... then put it in her butt.
No confidence=No puntang.
Grow a pair.
12:26- no were not dating
You..... Are a MORON
how do you know her vagina is perfect? what if its all dark, hairy and looks like roast beef spilling over the bread? ... Think about it.
Lol at 4:32.
Seriously, OP, don't stress, and don't make this girl girl out to be some kind of pure, perfect virgin -- it's not fair to HER. ;)
You puttin the pussy on a pedestal, like it's some Greek goddess named puss-a-lya
11:58, in my experience with women, I try to be the sensitive guy, and you just fucking ignore me for the guy who likes your tits. Then, when he dumps your ass because you've put out enough and he wants to move on, you drown your sorrows in the arms of other guys who only like you for your tits.
But that's high school for you.
9:07 did someone steal your balls? or your just a homo
Move over idiot and let a real man have a go at her. You can stick to cartoons you pussy
Adding onto my last lost-- because he doesn't want to rush her, showing self-restraint, and not wanting to share all of his STDs.
831 I doubt it. I don't own call of duty, I don't sit home and play video games. I do get enough sex. Either way you slice it, OP would be a pussy!
AWEESOME!!! NOW GO FUCK THAT GREAT PUSSY SHE HAS!
Back and forth forever
I'm a woman and I'm kind of nauseated.
The OP is just giving that as an excuse for being too damn scared to go for it.
i think 9:17's right. i think it's someone he isn't with.
You love a girl you haven't banged yet?
What are you, 16?
wow.... i guess you could say that is really love..?
The exact opposite of Ellie