she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
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you don't learn about the human penis in biology, dumbass.
Biology covers human reproduction. And guess what? The penis is part of the reproductive system. You are the dumbass.
she obviously just really likes learning
my dick is only 1 inch long so i cant get hjs. but its super wide. ladies call it a cheese wheel.
No ones mentioned wood yet! She rubbed my wood in shop class.
Hooker yells out to a black dude, hey you want a blow job for $5. Fuck off he says, I don't want no job bitch.
good thing you weren't studying anuses that day
In Soviet Russia, penis learn you
She was feeling my fuzzy balls in tennis class
what would he have done if he busted????
Don't you learn about penises in about 6th grade? Start em young I guess.
Oh great. Can't wait til you learn about reproduction.
Atlanta always knows how to keep it classy in TFLN.
Hjs are better than nothing.
Gotta rep Atlanta in style.
In soviet russia penis give you handjob
Who gives hand jobs anymore?
I bet you can't wait to go to French class.
How do you manage something like that?
Try the glass bottom boat in ocenography
3:11...I love you.
She was trying to me a rusty trombone in band class...
Should have told her you can that better yourself and made her suck you off
Now there's an educational topic we can ALL enjoy!!
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
That's like 8th grade, isn't it?
2:11 don't worry she was wearing glasses
hahaha 10:32 you sexy bitch
Guess she needed a visual aid!!!
Those crazy penises...
Boys 'n girls, THAT is known around here as a "hands-on" lesson
I <3 giving and getting.
Those crazy vaginas...
How do u not get caught?
Ive tried to give my boyfriend a handjob in bio before too...he wouldnt let me :(
And that is why girls still offer handjobs. Far more discreet in a public setting.
Was this at Emory? I'm the ta... Hilarious
hjs are so last year.
I was trying to give her a Cleveland steamer during geography class...
7:02 I'll let you give me a handjob
I've gotten my bishop polished in chess club.
Why are you learning about penises in biology, Isn't that for anatomy?
Anatomy is part of biology.
garbage pail cousin!
I got a handjob in class today. Same area code.
Better than learning about STDs
Sarre says sex abuse is life abuse
Teachers, going above and beyond to educate!
2:22 no I think they were safety goggles
high school sophomore drama.....makes me want to puke
She was trying to suck my beaker in Chemistry
I slammed her with my salami in home ec
any chicks wanna give a hand job? I'm available!!
see, now you're just mashing it up
@ 10:32 lol it's called a choad!!! Jajaja
Sometimes opening the pretzel bag is a job.
In Soviet Russia, no such thing as job.
Anyone want PRETZELS for the show?
What u mean trying??? Let her!!
Tried to get a blumpkin in the bathroom!!!
Another fucking liar in the making
Iv had a handjob from the gym teachers daughter in advanced PE
When I was in high school we were learning about the penis and vagina and reproduction. When I was leaving to go to my boyfriend's house, my dad stopped me and told me to study with my boyfriend... So, I made sure my boyfriend taught me all sorts of things. :)
In the middle of class?? How is that discrete
she was TRYING? or did she succeed?
In soviet russia no such thing as handjob