she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
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you don't learn about the human penis in biology, dumbass.
Biology covers human reproduction. And guess what? The penis is part of the reproductive system. You are the dumbass.
she obviously just really likes learning
my dick is only 1 inch long so i cant get hjs. but its super wide. ladies call it a cheese wheel.
Hooker yells out to a black dude, hey you want a blow job for $5. Fuck off he says, I don't want no job bitch.
good thing you weren't studying anuses that day
No ones mentioned wood yet! She rubbed my wood in shop class.
In Soviet Russia, penis learn you
Don't you learn about penises in about 6th grade? Start em young I guess.
what would he have done if he busted????
Oh great. Can't wait til you learn about reproduction.
Hjs are better than nothing.
How do you manage something like that?
She was feeling my fuzzy balls in tennis class
I bet you can't wait to go to French class.
In soviet russia penis give you handjob
Gotta rep Atlanta in style.
Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Atlanta always knows how to keep it classy in TFLN.
Try the glass bottom boat in ocenography
She was trying to me a rusty trombone in band class...
3:11...I love you.
How do u not get caught?
Boys 'n girls, THAT is known around here as a "hands-on" lesson
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
Should have told her you can that better yourself and made her suck you off
Now there's an educational topic we can ALL enjoy!!
2:11 don't worry she was wearing glasses
Guess she needed a visual aid!!!
That's like 8th grade, isn't it?
And that is why girls still offer handjobs. Far more discreet in a public setting.
Ive tried to give my boyfriend a handjob in bio before too...he wouldnt let me :(
Those crazy penises...
Sarre says sex abuse is life abuse
I've gotten my bishop polished in chess club.
I <3 giving and getting.
hahaha 10:32 you sexy bitch
hjs are so last year.
I was trying to give her a Cleveland steamer during geography class...
garbage pail cousin!
Those crazy vaginas...
Better than learning about STDs
Teachers, going above and beyond to educate!
Was this at Emory? I'm the ta... Hilarious
7:02 I'll let you give me a handjob
I got a handjob in class today. Same area code.
2:22 no I think they were safety goggles
see, now you're just mashing it up
Why are you learning about penises in biology, Isn't that for anatomy?
Anatomy is part of biology.
high school sophomore drama.....makes me want to puke
What u mean trying??? Let her!!
In Soviet Russia, no such thing as job.
Tried to get a blumpkin in the bathroom!!!
Iv had a handjob from the gym teachers daughter in advanced PE
I slammed her with my salami in home ec
Another fucking liar in the making
Sometimes opening the pretzel bag is a job.
any chicks wanna give a hand job? I'm available!!
Anyone want PRETZELS for the show?
@ 10:32 lol it's called a choad!!! Jajaja
When I was in high school we were learning about the penis and vagina and reproduction. When I was leaving to go to my boyfriend's house, my dad stopped me and told me to study with my boyfriend... So, I made sure my boyfriend taught me all sorts of things. :)
She was trying to suck my beaker in Chemistry
In the middle of class?? How is that discrete
she was TRYING? or did she succeed?
In soviet russia no such thing as handjob