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  • Plus, Marin is in the 415, which definitely does have pools

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 3:32am
  • ever drink absinthe? thats what that girl was on

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 1:25pm
  • Who cares if its fake? Its funnier than the other posts like the one that fucktard did about the jonas brothers..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 3:26pm
  • I want to be 11:07's friend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 11:39am
  • Was the dolphin doing flips and shit?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 1:45pm
  • First off just cause it's 415 doesn't mean the person is in SF while texting. Secondly I love crepes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 12:21am
  • And the OP also woke up with a filled condom in their ass...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 6:49pm
  • Anyone who uses the word, epic, is a douche

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 3:08pm
  • *best fucking hangover.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 3:12pm
  • 415 San Fransisco. Sodomite capital of the world!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 3:51pm
  • gah who cares if its fake serously? sounds like an awesome time though

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 1:26pm
  • Crepes are soooo underrated on these types of situations...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 3:26pm
  • You are a bold face LIAR. Go back to ur parents basement loser.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 1:17pm
  • 415 is north of San Fran and it's way warmer there

    Submitted by WINorLOSE on May 3, 10 at 2:10am
  • Crepes are like pancakes filled with love :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 1:42pm
  • This dood is my hero! You my friend win.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 12:39pm
  • Yea just gimme one and I'm fine

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 7:28am
  • were u near a boat? and was the dolphins doin flips and shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 4:01am
  • 1:45 - that is both a good and hilarious question.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 12:19pm
  • in soviet Russian dolphin rides you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 12:26pm
  • "fancy texting machines" -- hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 9:48am
  • I doubt there's pools in the 415. San Francisco ain't got no pools

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 8:21pm
    • Yes, SF DOES have pools, smartness. It may be a cold as shit city, but that doesn't mean there aren't pools.

      Submitted by dreafbaybee on Sep 20, 10 at 5:08pm
  • 1:26 everyone cares if its fake. you dont care cuz you probably just discovered this website and dont realize that it has gone straight down the drain due to dumb fucks like you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 1:51pm
  • First fuckers hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 12:23pm
  • Has to be fake, I'm from the 415 and its fucking freezing here. Not a lot of pools in the city either.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 4:48pm
  • Fake fake fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 1:25am
  • dear 4:48 and 8:21...people do have indoor pools retards & like 11:07 said...cell phones are portable! and people do travel on New Years!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 3:00am
  • Guy who said everyone who says epic is a douche, you said it so you by your own standards you are a douche ;) haha i love pointing out hipocracy

    Submitted by somedude on May 25, 10 at 9:59pm
  • 1:26 you fucking moron you just contradicted yourself. If it's fake it obviously didn't happen so it doesn't matter how awesome it sounds.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 3:18pm
  • Dear 4:48 and 8:21- You are both idiots. These fancy texting machines are portable. Morons.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 11:07pm
  • 3:08 i couldnt agree more

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 9:37pm
  • this is as fake as my X girlfriends tits

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 1:14pm
  • I like how horribly 12:26 failed with that "In Soviet Russia" nonsense lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 1:44pm