Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
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Plus, Marin is in the 415, which definitely does have pools
Who cares if its fake? Its funnier than the other posts like the one that fucktard did about the jonas brothers..
ever drink absinthe? thats what that girl was on
Was the dolphin doing flips and shit?
I want to be 11:07's friend.
First off just cause it's 415 doesn't mean the person is in SF while texting. Secondly I love crepes.
And the OP also woke up with a filled condom in their ass...
Anyone who uses the word, epic, is a douche
*best fucking hangover.
This dood is my hero! You my friend win.
You are a bold face LIAR. Go back to ur parents basement loser.
Yea just gimme one and I'm fine
Crepes are like pancakes filled with love :)
415 is north of San Fran and it's way warmer there
415 IS San Francisco, genius.
415 San Fransisco. Sodomite capital of the world!
gah who cares if its fake serously? sounds like an awesome time though
in soviet Russian dolphin rides you.
were u near a boat? and was the dolphins doin flips and shit
Crepes are soooo underrated on these types of situations...
this is as fake as my X girlfriends tits
1:45 - that is both a good and hilarious question.
"fancy texting machines" -- hilarious.
First fuckers hahaha
I doubt there's pools in the 415. San Francisco ain't got no pools
Yes, SF DOES have pools, smartness. It may be a cold as shit city, but that doesn't mean there aren't pools.
Fake fake fake
Has to be fake, I'm from the 415 and its fucking freezing here. Not a lot of pools in the city either.
1:26 everyone cares if its fake. you dont care cuz you probably just discovered this website and dont realize that it has gone straight down the drain due to dumb fucks like you
dear 4:48 and 8:21...people do have indoor pools retards & like 11:07 said...cell phones are portable! and people do travel on New Years!!!
1:26 you fucking moron you just contradicted yourself. If it's fake it obviously didn't happen so it doesn't matter how awesome it sounds.
Guy who said everyone who says epic is a douche, you said it so you by your own standards you are a douche ;) haha i love pointing out hipocracy
3:08 i couldnt agree more
Dear 4:48 and 8:21- You are both idiots. These fancy texting machines are portable. Morons.
Please be my new best friend.
I like how horribly 12:26 failed with that "In Soviet Russia" nonsense lmao