Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
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ever drink absinthe? thats what that girl was on
Plus, Marin is in the 415, which definitely does have pools
Who cares if its fake? Its funnier than the other posts like the one that fucktard did about the jonas brothers..
First off just cause it's 415 doesn't mean the person is in SF while texting. Secondly I love crepes.
Was the dolphin doing flips and shit?
I want to be 11:07's friend.
Anyone who uses the word, epic, is a douche
And the OP also woke up with a filled condom in their ass...
415 San Fransisco. Sodomite capital of the world!
*best fucking hangover.
This dood is my hero! You my friend win.
You are a bold face LIAR. Go back to ur parents basement loser.
415 is north of San Fran and it's way warmer there
415 IS San Francisco, genius.
gah who cares if its fake serously? sounds like an awesome time though
Crepes are like pancakes filled with love :)
Crepes are soooo underrated on these types of situations...
Yea just gimme one and I'm fine
were u near a boat? and was the dolphins doin flips and shit
in soviet Russian dolphin rides you.
"fancy texting machines" -- hilarious.
1:26 everyone cares if its fake. you dont care cuz you probably just discovered this website and dont realize that it has gone straight down the drain due to dumb fucks like you
1:45 - that is both a good and hilarious question.
I doubt there's pools in the 415. San Francisco ain't got no pools
Yes, SF DOES have pools, smartness. It may be a cold as shit city, but that doesn't mean there aren't pools.
Has to be fake, I'm from the 415 and its fucking freezing here. Not a lot of pools in the city either.
First fuckers hahaha
Fake fake fake
Guy who said everyone who says epic is a douche, you said it so you by your own standards you are a douche ;) haha i love pointing out hipocracy
dear 4:48 and 8:21...people do have indoor pools retards & like 11:07 said...cell phones are portable! and people do travel on New Years!!!
1:26 you fucking moron you just contradicted yourself. If it's fake it obviously didn't happen so it doesn't matter how awesome it sounds.
Dear 4:48 and 8:21- You are both idiots. These fancy texting machines are portable. Morons.
Please be my new best friend.
3:08 i couldnt agree more
this is as fake as my X girlfriends tits
I like how horribly 12:26 failed with that "In Soviet Russia" nonsense lmao