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  • 91 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 6:33pm
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    First has a double meaning on this one!

  • 91 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 6:43pm
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    It is something special. But it's not so special that you can't have a sense of humor about it. I love this!!!

  • 70 26
    Submitted by Herschel on Jan 22, 10 at 6:49pm
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    I've never even met this girl, and I think I'm in love.

    • 24 26
      Submitted by anonimouse on Jan 22, 10 at 10:49pm
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      word. buy the ring now.

  • 51 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 7:25pm
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    Oh and I read this as "COCK paper scissors". Lmfao

  • 41 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 8:22pm
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    This is when paper beats everything!

  • 40 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 6:43pm
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    Hope you won...

  • 36 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 7:21pm
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    And the result...

  • 35 22
    Submitted by him51772 on Jan 22, 10 at 7:18pm
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    EPIC WINN if you lost btw you fail at life

  • 44 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 8:10pm
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    Newsflash: this girl was obviously not a virgin

  • 31 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 1:17am
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    Epic

  • 35 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 2:02am
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    That's cute!!

  • 30 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 3:00am
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    Hahaha that's close to everyon's fantasy I think

  • 32 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 8:40pm
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    This girl sounds alsome to know

  • 30 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 6:32pm
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    Did you win?

  • 29 18
    Submitted by FratHard on Jan 23, 10 at 2:42pm
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    Easy, enough said

  • 30 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 12:50am
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    Lol yeah cock paper scissors is more Like it

  • 30 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 6:36pm
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    Did you win, and take it?

  • 48 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 7:24pm
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    She probably wasn't a virgen- guys are so dang gullible! By my count I lost my virginity like 4 times!

    • 14 19
      Submitted by cupcakes21 on Feb 5, 10 at 7:05pm
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      And you would think they'd notice. Lol.

  • 31 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 2:43am
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    She's not a virgin you dumbass

  • 34 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 1:59am
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    @6:33 it is something special you retarded douchebag

  • 25 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 6:43pm
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    Everybody does.

  • 25 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 6:37pm
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    YESSS!

  • 27 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 12:40am
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    I wanna lose my virginity

  • 26 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 10:21am
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    I'm not so sure about cock paper scissors... paper gives cock paper cuts (youch!) and scissors, well, just ask Lorena Bobbit. But whether the txt is fake or the girl was lying, still funny.

  • 28 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 7:41pm
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    white sorority girls are awesome!!!

  • 28 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 9:10pm
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    Ahhh...a girl who holds herself cheap! What a catch!

  • 25 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 6:33pm
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    Awesomeness

  • 23 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 6:34pm
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    Awesomeness

  • 23 27
    Submitted by vespa on Jan 24, 10 at 10:05pm
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    that's how I lost mine...

  • 25 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 10:07pm
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    Funny I had the same expierience but she wasn't a virgin.

  • 12 21
    Submitted by loliliketexts on Sep 24, 10 at 12:19am
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    Cock is automatic win. No exceptions!

  • 20 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 6:37pm
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    First!

  • 33 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 6:33pm
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    That's awesome. Too many girls act like it's something special.

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