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  • Submitted by lemonjuice on Mar 10, 10 at 1:32pm

    No she didn't.

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    Submitted by sexyupsguy on Mar 10, 10 at 3:03pm

    Awww, your pillow talk is kinda like playing modern warfare on the xbox 360 or something? Did you sink her battleship, too?

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    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 10, 10 at 1:43pm

    Captain Sully? Is that you?

  • 67 51
    Submitted by alternative on Mar 11, 10 at 5:56am

    No, she didn't.

  • 70 67
    Submitted by jprincess on Mar 10, 10 at 4:57pm

    I meant @RMS1044 :( still laughing

  • 76 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 10, 10 at 1:37pm

    You should have said that then put it in her ass

  • 73 81
    Submitted by supppashleyyy on Mar 11, 10 at 12:12am

    hahahha i'm a chick and i would LOVE this. lmao

  • 67 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 10, 10 at 8:50pm

    My boy friend actualy did this to me on our first time!

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    Submitted by ObiWanKenobi on Mar 10, 10 at 6:49pm

    You have made a commitment to the Jedi order, a commitment not easily broken.

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    Submitted by cazzo on Mar 10, 10 at 3:12pm

    She might of liked it, if she liked stupid fuck douchebags.

    • 44 55
      Submitted by sorenson18 on Jun 24, 10 at 3:36am

      your damn right cazzo.

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    Submitted by BBCowboy808 on Mar 10, 10 at 1:37pm

    I'm not too sure that many people would find that 'hot' lol

  • 69 81
    Submitted by snybny on Mar 10, 10 at 1:37pm

    I doubt it.

  • 55 58
    Submitted by yankees28 on Mar 12, 10 at 1:42am

    pretty sure she didnt

  • 62 73
    Submitted by bobbyb0322 on Mar 10, 10 at 11:50pm

    What a douche nozzle.

  • 54 57
    Submitted by Zero00x01 on Mar 10, 10 at 2:54pm

    I don't believe there was a she enjoy your hand

  • 52 56
    Submitted by kesley12 on May 26, 10 at 2:51pm

    Sounds like something chris S. would say haaa

  • 51 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 10, 10 at 11:08pm

    Eeeewwwwww, you sick bastard!!

  • 52 62
    Submitted by ObiWanKenobi on Mar 11, 10 at 1:53am

    You have made a commitment to the Jedi order, a commitment not easily broken

  • 57 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 10, 10 at 4:31pm

    Pretty sure she did not love it...

  • 52 63
    Submitted by littleredpunk on Mar 10, 10 at 1:38pm

    I would have at least gotten the sex to see if it was any good. Then I would have left or ignored that little problem if it was outstanding.

  • 49 59
    Submitted by DeadBeatBert on Mar 10, 10 at 5:55pm

    Premature ejaculation's poster boy?\n\n-Sven_The_Fisherman.

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Mar 10, 10 at 1:48pm

    The right geek girl would love that.

  • 51 65
    Submitted by madd08 on Mar 11, 10 at 12:26am

    YAY! Rob

  • 55 73
    Submitted by RMS1044 on Mar 10, 10 at 4:51pm

    You are cleared to engage south of objective waistline.

  • 51 67
    Submitted by jprincess on Mar 10, 10 at 4:56pm

    @RMS1040- funny stuff!

  • 52 69
    Submitted by knomye on Mar 10, 10 at 2:16pm

    No you didn't.

  • 51 67
    Submitted by ThreatLVLMidNght on Mar 10, 10 at 1:24pm

    hahaa awesome

  • 52 70
    Submitted by aTastyCookie on Mar 10, 10 at 3:24pm

    CoD wins sex fail of the week yet again!

  • 51 68
    Submitted by lamer on Mar 10, 10 at 2:19pm

    Never COME to sure~ bout women u'll never know!

  • 37 46
    Submitted by DiabloCam on Oct 30, 10 at 4:28am

    I'm with Yankee....

  • 44 60
    Submitted by livingsacrifice on Mar 11, 10 at 10:29am

    Best thing I have ever read

  • 53 80
    Submitted by greasemunkey81 on Mar 10, 10 at 7:03pm

    Fuck it. AIR ASSAULT!

  • 39 57
    Submitted by Zathelia on Aug 9, 10 at 5:44pm

    Wow I live in this area code. Omg I'm pretty sure this is my ex.....

  • 48 75
    Submitted by fndonk18 on Mar 10, 10 at 11:58pm

    http://bit.ly/9L74LT

  • 43 66
    Submitted by AllYourBase on Mar 11, 10 at 10:22pm

    You came that fast?

  • 49 81
    Submitted by jprincess on Mar 10, 10 at 4:43pm

    ....too many xbox games for you!

  • 34 52
    Submitted by EclecticPandora on Mar 31, 11 at 10:49pm

    Pretty sure she didn't.

  • 39 63
    Submitted by foshooo on Mar 11, 10 at 1:21am

    Hahahaha only in Duluth

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    Submitted by jpsulli6x on Jan 21, 13 at 12:28am

    Tim ? Is that you

  • 46 79
    Submitted by theruk on Mar 10, 10 at 3:02pm

    I'm pretty sure she didn't. Lol