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  • 77 35
    Submitted by lemonjuice on Mar 10, 10 at 1:32pm
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    No she didn't.

  • 58 27
    Submitted by sexyupsguy on Mar 10, 10 at 3:03pm
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    Awww, your pillow talk is kinda like playing modern warfare on the xbox 360 or something? Did you sink her battleship, too?

  • 43 19
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 10, 10 at 1:43pm
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    Captain Sully? Is that you?

  • 39 26
    Submitted by cazzo on Mar 10, 10 at 3:12pm
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    She might of liked it, if she liked stupid fuck douchebags.

    • 18 19
      Submitted by sorenson18 on Jun 24, 10 at 3:36am
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      your damn right cazzo.

  • 46 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 10, 10 at 1:37pm
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    You should have said that then put it in her ass

  • 32 17
    Submitted by alternative on Mar 11, 10 at 5:56am
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    No, she didn't.

  • 39 32
    Submitted by supppashleyyy on Mar 11, 10 at 12:12am
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    hahahha i'm a chick and i would LOVE this. lmao

  • 31 17
    Submitted by ObiWanKenobi on Mar 10, 10 at 6:49pm
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    You have made a commitment to the Jedi order, a commitment not easily broken.

  • 36 28
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Mar 10, 10 at 1:48pm
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    The right geek girl would love that.

  • 30 22
    Submitted by jprincess on Mar 10, 10 at 4:57pm
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    I meant @RMS1044 :( still laughing

  • 31 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 10, 10 at 8:50pm
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    My boy friend actualy did this to me on our first time!

  • 29 23
    Submitted by RMS1044 on Mar 10, 10 at 4:51pm
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    You are cleared to engage south of objective waistline.

  • 31 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 10, 10 at 4:31pm
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    Pretty sure she did not love it...

  • 26 18
    Submitted by ObiWanKenobi on Mar 11, 10 at 1:53am
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    You have made a commitment to the Jedi order, a commitment not easily broken

  • 28 23
    Submitted by greasemunkey81 on Mar 10, 10 at 7:03pm
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    Fuck it. AIR ASSAULT!

  • 30 27
    Submitted by aTastyCookie on Mar 10, 10 at 3:24pm
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    CoD wins sex fail of the week yet again!

  • 25 19
    Submitted by livingsacrifice on Mar 11, 10 at 10:29am
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    Best thing I have ever read

  • 23 18
    Submitted by fndonk18 on Mar 10, 10 at 11:58pm
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    http://bit.ly/9L74LT

  • 25 22
    Submitted by knomye on Mar 10, 10 at 2:16pm
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    No you didn't.

  • 26 24
    Submitted by BBCowboy808 on Mar 10, 10 at 1:37pm
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    I'm not too sure that many people would find that 'hot' lol

  • 24 21
    Submitted by madd08 on Mar 11, 10 at 12:26am
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    YAY! Rob

  • 24 22
    Submitted by ThreatLVLMidNght on Mar 10, 10 at 1:24pm
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    hahaa awesome

  • 26 28
    Submitted by bobbyb0322 on Mar 10, 10 at 11:50pm
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    What a douche nozzle.

  • 22 21
    Submitted by jprincess on Mar 10, 10 at 4:56pm
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    @RMS1040- funny stuff!

  • 29 35
    Submitted by snybny on Mar 10, 10 at 1:37pm
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    I doubt it.

  • 23 24
    Submitted by Zero00x01 on Mar 10, 10 at 2:54pm
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    I don't believe there was a she enjoy your hand

  • 24 26
    Submitted by lamer on Mar 10, 10 at 2:19pm
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    Never COME to sure~ bout women u'll never know!

  • 22 23
    Submitted by yankees28 on Mar 12, 10 at 1:42am
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    pretty sure she didnt

  • 20 23
    Submitted by foshooo on Mar 11, 10 at 1:21am
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    Hahahaha only in Duluth

  • 16 18
    Submitted by kesley12 on May 26, 10 at 2:51pm
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    Sounds like something chris S. would say haaa

  • 19 24
    Submitted by AllYourBase on Mar 11, 10 at 10:22pm
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    You came that fast?

  • 20 26
    Submitted by DeadBeatBert on Mar 10, 10 at 5:55pm
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    Premature ejaculation's poster boy?\n\n-Sven_The_Fisherman.

  • 21 28
    Submitted by littleredpunk on Mar 10, 10 at 1:38pm
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    I would have at least gotten the sex to see if it was any good. Then I would have left or ignored that little problem if it was outstanding.

  • 19 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 10, 10 at 11:08pm
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    Eeeewwwwww, you sick bastard!!

  • 10 11
    Submitted by EclecticPandora on Mar 31, 11 at 10:49pm
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    Pretty sure she didn't.

  • 21 35
    Submitted by jprincess on Mar 10, 10 at 4:43pm
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    ....too many xbox games for you!

  • 10 18
    Submitted by Zathelia on Aug 9, 10 at 5:44pm
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    Wow I live in this area code. Omg I'm pretty sure this is my ex.....

  • 17 33
    Submitted by theruk on Mar 10, 10 at 3:02pm
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    I'm pretty sure she didn't. Lol

  • 6 15
    Submitted by DiabloCam on Oct 30, 10 at 4:28am
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    I'm with Yankee....

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