I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
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Let's hope she gets the chocolate first
Wouldn't buy a prego test at the doller store
Hell, most guys would be running....fake flowers are a plus.
Well at least he's trying.,,,,,
Hey i had mints too, bitch!
False. You def can buy fake roses at the dollar store. They're on sale for .25 cents post valentines day. I work next to one and get my water there.
11:09 you mean 9:10? Oh...I've always said fail...and fail sauce, Epic I started using a year ago but yeah...didn't know it was a thing but...eff it I'm to lazy to text everything I wanna...schwam..
Sensitive, yet responsible! I learned from a former roommate that dollar store preg. tests are actually good because the thin (read:cheap) piss paper is more absorbent...or something like that. PLUS this guy knows that hormonal preggos need their chocolate! (sarcasm disclaimer: know that ultimately i think this is a sad situation because THAT BABY IS DESTINED FOR A RAT-TAIL!!)...(and a nascar onesie)
Let's hope she's not pregnant.
Didnt know thedollar store had prego tests
This is a lie! can't buy roses at the dollar store
yes you can, fake ones, lol
I'm sorry you missed the "fake roses" part. Maybe you should read a little more carefully before posting. :)\nWhere else do you think the crazy cat ladies get the fake flowers on their budgets?
Hahahaha hells yea Utah!
Wow... sounds like someone went ALL OUT. hahaha
Pregancy tests cost a dollar?
WTF. I feel like pregnancy test aren't something you go cheap on.
Morman, cheap morman too
Hey 9:20, I want to have your babies, you literally pulled the words from my mind, and released them
out of your fingers!
This state is so horribly trashy. I have never been more ashamed to live in this pathetic hell hole. I wish it would be banished from the USA. Fuck Utah's white trash population!
9:02 more like sum 1 went all in!!! Ooopppsss haha
Oh is that the new thing? "Champion"? I can see that catching on, much like "epic", "fail", or the ever popular "epic fail".
Dollar Store? You better buy like 6 of those tests