This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
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If i find more people like you, could we hold events? Who ran the fastest/farthest, who threw up the most, best place to pass out, etc?
I feel like a jerk, I accidentally voted negative on this :(
Run, Sparkie, run!
sit!. good boy. go pee in that bush. GOOD boy. now go home and sleep in your bed. BAD dog.
Did op then do a slow doggy style?
Better than running cause you're thinking "holy shit this is a bad area! I hope nobody kills me!"
Run Forest, run!
Who ever this is. Is my twin I always feel this way. And I'm an 860 to this is awesome hahaha
Aww sweet little one. get a leash and start marking your territory
7777 thumbs up! I probably shouldn't ruin it by liking it again, should I.
lmao maad fucking funny. you def had more than 20 shots that night www.iwassofuckedup.com