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  • always drink rum from the bottle.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 11:07pm
  • Real women drink whiskey!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 3:23am
  • Rum makes you run outside barefoot to throw your bag of puke away in a dumpster that you don't even know how to open, smoke weed with random guys you have never met before in your life, and bring a midget up to your room for a movei. Trust me, i know.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 3:23am
  • i'm gonna have to disagree with this one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 1:16am
  • plz. Rum is nothing! VODKA is what is crazy! just put RUM (and all other hard liquor) into freezer, it does NOT freeze the liquor, it only makes them taste sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet. Yet Vodka, I cant do it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 12:53am
  • False. It will make you a champion.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 12:14pm
  • no, it's the hook that makes you a pirate.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 11:47am
  • haha um yeah rum is why i'm known as the captain within my little circle....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 1:53pm
  • I would be in the True Life episode of this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 3:51pm
  • it's really not all that bad :S

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 12:02pm
  • Pinapple rum made me feel like a pirate. But it also made me throw up infront of the Vatican. God help me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 7:24pm
  • If u believe that then che k this out -J├Ąger makes your little man grow 2 inches!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 10:29pm
  • sounds like you're trying to turn a fun night into a bad thing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 12:23am
  • Hahahaha this text is awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 7:31pm
  • Ah, that demon rum...many a morning's I had to run outside to see if I still had a car. Thank you Baccardi 151.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 8:30am
  • been there done that. very true

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 7:58pm
  • I think that the definition of a pirate is: Bumbling shitfaced idiot. Therefore: You Win!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 12:18pm
  • It can, conditionally, make you a pirate. Condition #1 is that you're not a pussy. I guess you don't meet the requirements.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 12:15pm
  • Wrong show, 3:51. Intervention might be more your speed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 5:11pm
  • So apparently you have a little Captain in you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 12:47pm
  • well i have learned that when drinking straight from the bottle, you never take one shot, you take like 5 at once. really fast. then after you do that twice you get to taste your lunch and dinner for a second time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 11:16pm
  • intervention is for people on speed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 7:33pm
  • story of my life. so many phone calls, so many pantless dances... but i personally am cool with it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 4:18pm
  • you ALL are pussies! real men drink rum from the jug.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 1:23am
  • Amen to that, brother. Same goes for Candian Whiskey. Course, maybe I shouldn't have chugged an entire fifth of the vile swill.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 2:23pm
  • rum? are you joking? i drink vodka straight from the bottle then chase with rum, pussy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 8:25pm
  • Jack Sparrow was a bumbling shitfaced idiot...so...you win!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 12:41pm
  • Agreed

    Submitted by AndrewAnonymous0 on May 29, 12 at 1:56pm
  • What kind of fucking idiot can't take a shot of rum from the bottle? That being said, what kind of idiot would drink rum that doesn't required a highball glass and 3 cubes of ice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 10:33pm
  • Umm, vodka's essentially tasteless. Unless you drink really cheap stuff, which you just shouldn't.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 1:19am
  • been there. i then took the bottle and told everyone we where married so they couldst drink it. yay life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 9:12pm
  • I think the OP means that he drinks cum from the tap

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 10:56am
  • 5:11, good call yo rum is so nasty. that shit is the worst. i couldnt drink that shit straight, call me a pussy, it is what it is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 8:02pm
  • A sound conclusion genius.

    Submitted by bellaconstrictor on Jun 11, 11 at 6:37am
  • 12:53 is in the 7th grade. Personally, I can take Malibu straight...and that's about it in terms of rum.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 2:32am
  • Thats the best way to drink it

    Submitted by dlynn90 on Jan 17, 11 at 1:49am
  • Wait, wait, you're supposed to use cups? What the hell? Where was that memo?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 12:48am
  • arrr.. try coconut rum straight out of the bottle =/ lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 3:45pm
  • I can attest to this. I drank rum straight from the bottle then some chick pikes and I started running around spraying bleach everywhere

    Submitted by Quiltron3000 on Feb 24, 11 at 3:27pm
  • I have done this. And it does turn you into a pirate. A booty pirate

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 6:31am
  • real girls drink rum straight from the bottle, dance without a shirt on, pass out and wake up not knowing how you got where you are, realize that all your awesome friends drew allll over your body with sharpie which look like sloppy blob messes, and have a hangover so bad that youre puking the whole next day :] and yes this happened all in one night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 7:22pm
  • hahaha I did that once. I don't remember much but from what I've heard I became a bumbling shitfaced idiot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 12:08am
  • 8:02 and OP: you are both pussies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 10:56pm