Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
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always drink rum from the bottle.
Real women drink whiskey!
i'm gonna have to disagree with this one.
Rum is nothing! VODKA is what is crazy!
just put RUM (and all other hard liquor) into freezer, it does NOT freeze the liquor, it only makes them taste sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet. Yet Vodka, I cant do it.
Rum makes you run outside barefoot to throw your bag of puke away in a dumpster that you don't even know how to open, smoke weed with random guys you have never met before in your life, and bring a midget up to your room for a movei. Trust me, i know.
no, it's the hook that makes you a pirate.
False. It will make you a champion.
I think that the definition of a pirate is: Bumbling shitfaced idiot. Therefore: You Win!
I would be in the True Life episode of this.
haha um yeah rum is why i'm known as the captain within my little circle....
sounds like you're trying to turn a fun night into a bad thing
it's really not all that bad :S
Hahahaha this text is awesome
Pinapple rum made me feel like a pirate.
But it also made me throw up infront of the Vatican.
God help me.
If u believe that then che k this out -Jäger makes your little man grow 2 inches!
Ah, that demon rum...many a morning's I had to run outside to see if I still had a car. Thank you Baccardi 151.
been there done that. very true
So apparently you have a little Captain in you.
Wrong show, 3:51. Intervention might be more your speed.
It can, conditionally, make you a pirate. Condition #1 is that you're not a pussy. I guess you don't meet the requirements.
story of my life.
so many phone calls, so many pantless dances...
but i personally am cool with it
Amen to that, brother. Same goes for Candian Whiskey.
Course, maybe I shouldn't have chugged an entire fifth of the vile swill.
Jack Sparrow was a bumbling shitfaced idiot...so...you win!
well i have learned that when drinking straight from the bottle, you never take one shot, you take like 5 at once. really fast. then after you do that twice you get to taste your lunch and dinner for a second time.
intervention is for people on speed
5:11, good call
yo rum is so nasty. that shit is the worst. i couldnt drink that shit straight, call me a pussy, it is what it is.
A sound conclusion genius.
rum? are you joking? i drink vodka straight from the bottle then chase with rum, pussy.
Umm, vodka's essentially tasteless. Unless you drink really cheap stuff, which you just shouldn't.
What kind of fucking idiot can't take a shot of rum from the bottle?
That being said, what kind of idiot would drink rum that doesn't required a highball glass and 3 cubes of ice.
Thats the best way to drink it
I think the OP means that he drinks cum from the tap
been there. i then took the bottle and told everyone we where married so they couldst drink it. yay life
you ALL are pussies! real men drink rum from the jug.
real girls drink rum straight from the bottle, dance without a shirt on, pass out and wake up not knowing how you got where you are, realize that all your awesome friends drew allll over your body with sharpie which look like sloppy blob messes, and have a hangover so bad that youre puking the whole next day :] and yes this happened all in one night.
hahaha I did that once. I don't remember much but from what I've heard I became a bumbling shitfaced idiot
arrr.. try coconut rum straight out of the bottle =/ lol
I have done this. And it does turn you into a pirate. A booty pirate
I can attest to this. I drank rum straight from the bottle then some chick pikes and I started running around spraying bleach everywhere
Wait, wait, you're supposed to use cups? What the hell? Where was that memo?
12:53 is in the 7th grade.
Personally, I can take Malibu straight...and that's about it in terms of rum.
8:02 and OP: you are both pussies