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  • 74 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 1:29pm

    they do have jack daniels chapstick

  • 71 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 7:43pm

    whoever said this is my new husband and or wife. <3 dibs!

  • 76 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 9:30pm

    BINGO! Such a great idea!

  • 81 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 9:03pm

    Who the fuck keeps counting? You're a douche that obviously has no life.

  • 70 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 3:50am

    3:11 just has their dick tied up like a balloon animal . don't listen to them. they only say that because they were "that " freshman

  • 70 73
    Submitted by funkytech82 on May 13, 10 at 8:03am

    Omg that would be genious... I'm looking for vodka flavoured toothpaste.. Best motivation to wake up in the am, but fuck eh, add a little chapstick and my day would be perfect

  • 73 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 8:31pm

    Gray goose cran would be better

  • 70 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 10:43pm

    512!!! i'm from the g-spot too. and i totally agree with this text.

  • 63 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 7:29pm

    I think I'm in love!

  • 70 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 2:37am

    fuck you 1:39. you are what the world likes to call a dreamkiller.

  • 66 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 10:07pm

    I have never been more proud of the 512!!

  • 69 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 1:57pm

    They make miller chill chapstick too

  • 63 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 10:51pm

    Please give me a rim job someone

  • 59 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 1:53pm

    You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

  • 62 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 10:43pm

    I'll bet you my dick taste like it was dipped Jack Daniels

  • 61 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 3:37pm

    where the fuck can we get jack daniels chapstick??? someone should hit me up with some

  • 59 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 1:39am

    9:03 bitch whore cunt slut ass fucker

  • 64 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 1:52am

    They make Miller Lime chapstick. It's fantastic.

  • 64 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 12:13am

    They make Leinenkugel Summer Shandy chap stick. It's awesome. Moisturizing beer for your lips.

  • 61 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 8:34pm

    Bonnebell would make a fortune

  • 42 42
    Submitted by bra on May 21, 11 at 9:36am

    Hell yes!!

  • 61 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 5:43pm

    I know they make bourbon flavored chapstick... I have some from the KY Bourbon Festival

  • 61 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 12:29am

    You were drunk at ACL when you thought this up huh ?!?

  • 63 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 9:11pm

    :) Yeah they should. And seriously. Stop fucking counting.

  • 58 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 12:04am

    Yes that would be awesome

  • 56 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 9:38am

    well, I think even if this was a real thing I'd stick to normal chapstick. this sounds fucking stupid. it would be trendy for like 3 months and then all the 14 year old boys and 16 year old girls that would be the only people buying it would go back to normal shit

  • 55 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 9:58pm

    Genius. I love you. <3

  • 63 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 3:11am

    I bet you're a freshman you rookie. Oh look at me. I loooove the taste of booze. Pffft

  • 60 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 10:00am

    They do... I have some Jack Daniels chapstick. It's not Jack Daniels flavored though.

  • 55 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 8:24pm

    (try not to say first try not to say first try not to say first) FIRST! damn i am that tool.... anyway someone sounds like chap lips arnt their only problem.

  • 55 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 12:00pm

    No it is a bad idea. When I was younger I bought champagne chapstick and I just smelled drunk all the time.