End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
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one away from "the freshman 15"
...and 14 new cases of the herp have been record at your school...
Drugging them at parties doesn't count.
I call bullshit. You banged 14 freshman like I climbed mount everest. Dick.
I like how the general consensus is that he's the man and the girls he used are whores. No double standard there.
5:18 must've been one of his 14
yikes... now 14 freshman have herpes
5:18 That's because you're a loose slut.
Has anyone noticed that he said semester? Still half the year left... And don't say it could have been his second semester cause he would probly have said year and not semester
5:46, how the hell will his future wife find out about this?
wow. i know who wrote this. youre an asshole, max.
If a key opens many locks it's a master key. If a lock is opened by many keys it's just a shitty lock.
Definitely good ol PU haha
14 fresh men....hmmm did they all bust a nut in ur ass?
Some of the most successful, rich, powerful men I know got that way by fucking younger women... A LOT of younger women...
@12:15, I for one am a freshman in college, I certainly didn't go whoring around, I'm sure many girls can say the same. FYI not all freshmen are raging sex addicts. Who the fuck gave you that idea? The guys on here are so obnoxious. like sex is all they have to live for, fucking younger girls isn't going to give you lifelong success, health, or money. get your priorities straight.
At 5:08...How are the Freshman skanks just because he slept with them? He's the one whoring around not them.
@5:05 - Hilarious!! hahaha
Damn y'all just hating on this man for doin work. I'm impressed. I only got to nine this semester but that's probably bc I go to nc state where there's way too many dudes
Did Tiger Woods text this?
why are all the tfln so sexist! talk about spreading AIDS and having unplanned children. men DO have to pay child support you know.
I like how everyone keeps mentioning STDs and aids. You do know condoms still exist and people still use them right? It's not like this person is saying they raw-dogged 14 people. Chill out.
Have fun with them diseases.
OKAY. People need to stop being so sexist. Why do people automatically assume that this text was written by a guy? You know what, that wouldn't even matter because if it was a girl, everyone would call her a slut.
Guy can go fuck around, and everyone thinks they're so cool, but when girls do, they're whores. That's a double standard right there.
And no one, man nor woman, should go around having sex with fourteen people. Can you STDS? Unplanned pregnancy?
you're a jackass...how will your future wife feel about that?
I hope u die of AIDS
i agree with 6:26. sex is sex. why everyone makes it their life goal is beyond me. thats a pretty low standard to set for oneself. (fucking girls, as goal. ru kidding me?)
Freshman... get em while theyre skinny!
Get it man
freshmen are such skanks.
no you didn't, virgin
Damn, you banged 14, how many did you knocked up??
Hell yah! "umm no once a slut always a SLUT"
Don't flatter yourself Ryan Peck
Way to be proud loser.
That sux. I didn't bang anyone my first year. Or second.
8:13, because freshmen are easy as fuck, everyone knows that.
Dayyyumm [; nice work
9:26, why are they bitches just for having sex? Plus maybe they only had sex with one guy (who very well might have taken advantage of their naivety and hurt their feelings quite a bit), while this guy had sex with 14 girls... who needs to keep their knees closed?
Comes with a fresh glass of AIDS!!
pretty sad you have to take advantage of freshmens cuz you cant get any girls your own age
10:55 Outdated analogy is outdated.
Everyone bashing the OP is just jealous they can't fuck 14 girls in one semester. Props to you OP.
I don't think so. I'm pretty sure girls want it just as much as guys. Don't hate on the chichas for getting some unless you're gonna bash the XY as well.
It takes two to tango.
[[As a freshman who just finished my first semester, I'll admit, it's a little tough not to go overboard at first. But I do who I want, not just anyone I meet. Why am I judged more than some guy who does 14 girls in a semester?]]
14 is pretty weak actually, must be ugly...
Keep fuckin them freshmen! So easy not even funny
Real men abandon their babies!
Lmao everyones hating on this guy, prob because they can't manage 14 kills themself.
THIS WOULD BE FROM AREA CODE 914! Skankiest area code I know of...
i like how everyone assumed this was a guy
soo i love how people say freshman are sluts, what happens when they are sophomores the next year did they magicly jsut change and not be sluts anymore
umm no once a slut always a SLUT
If your hot i'd like to be added to next semisters w:)
Yeah, your own guide, albeit illiterate.
8:42, you're still assuming the OP was a man and the freshmen are girls... like freshman boys don't like sex either?
6:05, it's "should have" not "should of"
wow, now i know this is a fuckin lie, nobody named max has ever gotten laid.
The difference between freshmen and sophomores is maturity. Many freshmen girls don't know how to act being on their own for the first time, so they go overboard. Once they are sophomores they experienced it for a year and everything isnt so new
You're probably a homo and bang dudes
5:13 yes, you used your dick to climb mount everest and if the OP is male, he used his dick to fuck 14 freshmen.
should of worked a little harder.. the real mark is 30, a new one every weekend night of the semester
9:14. what fantasy world do you live in? that is so not true.
I'm a chick and I SURE I could top that in a whole semester!
I have to give you props for getting to 14. I was only able to reach 10 this semester, not all of which were freshman though. Next semester you just have to set your goal higher! My goal is 15. And for all of those whiny bitches, yes i am a male.
What you idiodic women who are whining about a double standard don't understand is that guys, by the laws of nature, are driven to fuck as many women as possible. Women, on the other hand, are inclined to take one load and have a baby as opposed to fucking 30 dudes.
On a different note, you're all cum dumpsters you whores. Watch out for AIDS
So are you a terrible human being or just a disease vector
Nice. You are my hero.
Making all college freshmen proud
Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks.
...And what were the little boys' names?
you might wanna get checked dude
@ 10:32 --- how far up your ass do you have your head? "maybe they only had sex with one guy " --what a stupid statement. No freshman girls fucks just one guy. If they are the type that goes whore when they get away from home, that pussy is open for business 24/7. Don't know ANY freshmen women that just fuck one guy. Some don't even stay at one in the same day
@6:08 that's the nicest thing anyone said to me.
nobody puts a gun to the head of these loose freshman bitches and makes them fuck like rabbits. So all you bitches that think this is sexist or that there is a double standard -- look to yourselves and keep those knees closed
it doesnt matter. if they are dtf then who gives a cares
He is the man a. Because he got mad fresh meat cooch, and b. Because so what if there's double standards fuck you
I hope the OP didn't waste his time banging them more than once. The way to deal with freshman bitches is pump 'em and dump 'em and go find another. The beauty of it all is that next year -- there will be new freshman poon to sample