The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
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Shut the fuck up anonymous.
When we hear ANY sirens we immediately go to our liquor cabinets and save our most prized possessions..
You might be a redneck if.....
We aren't rednecks we are the number two party school in the nation
Hey, that's what I do when we get a tornado close by here in Lubbock. Just in case I get trapped in my basement. Or if my house does get blown away then I'll defenetly need a few shots.
Rule 657: Everybody does 1 shot per furniture item lost during a tornado. No Exceptions!!!
It would be so fucked if it turned out that 2012 was actually true and we hadn't been wasted and high this whole time ... Just doing some constructive thinking is all ...
Who would want to go through a tornado without liquor?
lol I was there for it the other night. don't forget the part about everyone standing on the roofs cheering as the tornado and thunderstorm rolled by
That's a hurricane Jacob. C'mon
nah, it was just a tornado in the middle of a ultra intense thunderstorm. it was crazy
OU ! I was there but the locked us in the fucking library for two hours
Hey, priories here. No one wants broken glass and a sticky floor to clean after a tornado.
Where else is there to go?
Hahaha...reminds me of being in Honolulu during the tsunami warning, everyone lined up at the stores & headed straight for the liquor once inside...then the food.
that's typical for Ohio...!
Tornadoes cause blackouts. Only two things to do in a blackout: get drunk. One thing.
@shhhhhhhH well said my friend
uber g is always first
Need something to calm those nerves. It's for ones well being sounds like to me!!