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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 6:45pm

    See, THESE are the funny texts that shud be popping up on TFLN.. the stupid shit ppl said when they were fucked up.. All the stupid shit that's been gettin posted on here sucks.. Need more like this!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 5:50pm

    ugh, i am so tired of the "you were so drunk you did ----". NOT FUNNY ANYMORE!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 6:34pm

    marshmallows actually unfreeze and plump up very nicely

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 7:19pm

    Alright! I funny one!!! About time!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 8:18pm

    stuff them up your pus-filled cunt

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 5:41pm

    But then they'll be all frozen and loose its fluffyness. you lose.

  • 95 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 6:22pm

    I think these are the best entries.

  • 99 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 6:29pm

    YUM MARSHMELLOWS!! <3

  • 93 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 6:47pm

    5:50-- this is what this site is for dumbass.. Hence, "texts from last night" .. Only funny shit related to a one-night stand, alcohol consumption, or mishaps during drug use should be in here!! I love these fuckin entries!!

  • 94 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 6:32pm

    Absolutly a good night.

  • 95 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 5:58pm

    550, maybe you should find a different pasttime. Last time I checked that's what this is all about

  • 94 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 11:46pm

    5:50- pick a different website..these entries are the funniest on the site

  • 86 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 9:40pm

    Anyway who does that? If your that messed up that your hiding things in the freezer, I doubt you'll even remember where YOU put 'em.

  • 90 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 8:36pm

    bergen county ...... obviously it's a good night

  • 91 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 9:55pm

    who would be looking for marshmallows, and why don't you want to share them?

  • 86 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 11:05pm

    Bahahaha!!! Hilarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 12:22am

    About time we got a good entry on this site.

  • 80 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 6:55am

    October 5, 2009 9:40PM - thats why their friend reminded them. obviously people don't plans these things when they're that fucked up. kudos to you for pointing out the obvious.