You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
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I think these are the best entries.
See, THESE are the funny texts that shud be popping up on TFLN.. the stupid shit ppl said when they were fucked up.. All the stupid shit that's been gettin posted on here sucks.. Need more like this!
Alright! I funny one!!! About time!
who would be looking for marshmallows, and why don't you want to share them?
marshmallows actually unfreeze and plump up very nicely
stuff them up your pus-filled cunt
ugh, i am so tired of the "you were so drunk you did ----". NOT FUNNY ANYMORE!
Absolutly a good night.
5:50- pick a different website..these entries are the funniest on the site
5:50-- this is what this site is for dumbass.. Hence, "texts from last night" .. Only funny shit related to a one-night stand, alcohol consumption, or mishaps during drug use should be in here!! I love these fuckin entries!!
bergen county ...... obviously it's a good night
Anyway who does that? If your that messed up that your hiding things in the freezer, I doubt you'll even remember where YOU put 'em.
550, maybe you should find a different pasttime. Last time I checked that's what this is all about
But then they'll be all frozen and loose its fluffyness. you lose.
About time we got a good entry on this site.
October 5, 2009 9:40PM - thats why their friend reminded them. obviously people don't plans these things when they're that fucked up. kudos to you for pointing out the obvious.