i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
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You WILL be a VIRGIN FOREVER.
yeah ok. he dropped you an xtc for free..and pigs can fucking fly. fake post is fake.
Wellll did u take it?
ryan's dad sounds like a bitch.
hahahahah love livin in the 860
Oh yeh, everything happens in college. I asked a kid for a cig once and he gave me a fat joint! Can you believe it!?!?!?
bullshit. Why would someone give you E for a headache? That shit isn't cheap
I remember my first beer
In farmville we all give each other x and aspirin and we roll and don't have headaches and it's great and we post texts about it.
-farmer from farmville
Wow. I think the thread to this text is funnier than the text itself. Xp
Rofl I had this happen to me once in Dallas Texas
ummm i dunno where 9:19 goes but it must suck, ive been given free rolls a couple times...granted they arent always the best its still a roll.
Fuck you this didn't happen unless he asked for $15 after. Your retarded, and you need more school you dumb shit.
HAHAHAHA!!! this is fucking HILARIOUS because I totally sent this fake text in and it actually made it up! I wish it really happened though. :)
Charles Rutherford says it's too late, u will die in exaxctly two weeks from that pill, there's nothing you can do!
For 15 quid I'll kill you
i wish that happened to me! <3
In Soviet Russia the ecstasy rolls you.
x is cheap as fuck where I live. I've been given free drugs countless times.. it's not that rare, at all
So let me get this straight... Someone you didnt know felt generious enough to give you e instead of an asprin? stupid and fake.
you spelled definitely wrong.
It was prob excedrin
proof or it didn't happen. i don't believe any of this.
OP is DUMBBBBBBBB. how do you feel now, bitch? (not you 12:12(2) because we all know you're just making shit up haha)
haha 958 i hate when people can't spell definitely.
Anyone who gives you a free "ecstasy" is probably giving you caffeine cut with meth. Enjoy what you think is rolling.
gotta love the friggin 860
What happened at the end of slc punk?
I hate jiggaboos and spear chunkers and cheetah chasers
orange county anyone?
"happened last night...inclass...yeah."
thought you just said you didn't say you were in class.. dumb fuck.
NO, you don't LOVE COLLEGE. COLLEGE FUCKS UP YOUR LIFE WITH DRUGS SEX AND ALCOHOL. WHEN I GO TO COLLEE ILL BE THE ULTIMATE HARD TO GET SINCE IM NOT GONNA GIVE IN TO YOUR IDIOCITY
THIS IS FROM THE GIRL NEXT DOOR!!! the exact same thing happens and it is fucking hillarious!
Please stop trying to rationalize tflns with movie
Infrences... It just makes you look like a bigger
Douche bag... You seem like the kinda person I would spray with cum out of a fire hose...
He probably didn't know it was X or was just really high allright guys, don't call bullshit If ur gonna be dumb about it
I call bullshit. Ex is expencive no way a kid is just going to give out free ex left and right unless he's a dumb bitch and can't tell the difference between aspirin and esctasy
I'm Rollin right now. That would be hilarious
If you thought that was funny, be sure to tune in to Lopez Tonight on TBS at 11/10c. It's really THAT funny!
6:33am: I haven't rolled in years, but I remember some of the old double stacks having a lower case e pressed into them! As you said tho, most have arches, shamrocks, shapes or nothing at all. My best guess is the person who submitted this watch that movie with the high school guy who hooks up with the porn star...
happened last night...inclass...yeah.
so you were in class last night... on a sunday? uh huh riiiiiiight.
AND DID YOU FUCKING TAKE THE PILL.. you know we are all wondering!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! this is fucking HILARIOUS because i totally sent this real text in and it actually made it up! and someone is pretending to be me!
I hate moon crickets
who do i believe? you're both probably lying... or what if you're the same person... dun dun dun
lies... you wouldn't get a little white migraine med confused for something that is more then likely pink, blue or green with a crazy print on it.... "oh i thought this green transformer was a advil....my bad..."
Uh 133 magnolia screet I seen old gregs vagina thru da window of day house
For 15 quid, I'll let you touch my penis
I dont know why you guys are arguing about ecstasy when the OP clearly said esctacy. Esctacy is a new drug that gets rid of headaches forever and makes you shit small stars from a second ass hole you grow after taking it.
actually 1:05 your the stupid fuck... hartford is the 860. i live right next hartford,ct so try to argue with that one
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9:49 i think you are just a fucking idiot
i bet it was just excedrin.
I don't see why this is so unbelievable. I've been given X for free and I don't find it THAT expensive. There are way more expensive drugs.
Awww dad, it's just like thanksgiving
Dumbest. Post. EVER.
9:28 YOU FUCKING LIAR! this happened to me last night so i sent it in, its not fake at all you little bitch.
&& 860 is the hartford area
I love connecticut!!!!
From the movie Girl Next Door.
whoever the hell 945 is said that sarcastically sooo whos the dumb fuck now 957
Ok with all due respect...did any of you ever see The Girl Next Door? Cuz that's where this is from...porn director punches main character in the face, then gives him "aspirin" before said main character goes on stage to do a speech...hello???
is you rollin? is you rollin? bitch I might be. bitch I might be.
2:32-- x isn't always colored and labelled, kid.
No lie this sounds like some shit that'd go down in my high school. Thizz EVERYWHERE
fake sms. disappointing.
Ha. That guy calling someone a dumb bitch spelled expensive wrong. But he spelled ecstasy correctly. That's a bad sign man.
uhhh, 9:39, 203 is the hartford area. 860 is the middletown area, you stupid fuck.
9:49, you took it and didn't realize it was E until afterwards? haha how did that go?
For 15 quid your dick will fall off
- Ryan's father
guys... a pill with "E" on it... that would be excedrin...
9:24, nobody's being dumb about it. They're just calling this bullshit because it's not very realistic.
$15, damn, you have expensive pills...I don't even pay that for pures...
Also, E doesn't have "E" etched into it. Typically there's some type of picture, such as an alien, or the McDonald's arches...or no picture at all. Learn your drugs before calling bullshit.
haha thats funny shit
yeahh because people can totally tell when someone is being sarcastic IN TEXT. Not.
Awesomeeee dudeeee rollinnnnnnnnn
I hate porch monkeys
uhhh i definately never said i was in class.
andd i thought it was aspirin so of course i fucking took it!
A good rule of thumb would be any text that ends with "gotta love college" or "college rocks" is probably some high school kid trying to be cool. People who are actually in it don't feel the need to say so constantly.
this is retarded. it was Excedrin Migraine which has the letter "E" on it. you said you had a headache... you're stupid
LOL omg is everyone writing here as high as me? Some of this shit is priceless
Once i shoved xtc up my pussy. mmm mmm good