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  • 11:32.... You WILL be a VIRGIN FOREVER.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 4:31am
  • yeah ok. he dropped you an xtc for free..and pigs can fucking fly. fake post is fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:19pm
  • Wellll did u take it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:37pm
  • hahahahah love livin in the 860

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:06pm
  • Oh yeh, everything happens in college. I asked a kid for a cig once and he gave me a fat joint! Can you believe it!?!?!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 12:09am
  • ryan's dad sounds like a bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:15pm
  • bullshit. Why would someone give you E for a headache? That shit isn't cheap

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:15pm
  • In farmville we all give each other x and aspirin and we roll and don't have headaches and it's great and we post texts about it. -farmer from farmville

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:53pm
  • Wow. I think the thread to this text is funnier than the text itself. Xp

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:16pm
  • ummm i dunno where 9:19 goes but it must suck, ive been given free rolls a couple times...granted they arent always the best its still a roll.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:21pm
  • Rofl I had this happen to me once in Dallas Texas

    Submitted by VanWi1der on Jun 7, 10 at 7:28pm
  • Fuck you this didn't happen unless he asked for $15 after. Your retarded, and you need more school you dumb shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 6:11am
  • Charles Rutherford says it's too late, u will die in exaxctly two weeks from that pill, there's nothing you can do!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 1:00am
  • I remember my first beer

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 3:48am
  • For 15 quid I'll kill you -Ryan's father

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:08pm
  • i wish that happened to me! <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:12pm
  • In Soviet Russia the ecstasy rolls you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 8:29am
  • x is cheap as fuck where I live. I've been given free drugs countless times.. it's not that rare, at all

    Submitted by sssmarie on Mar 8, 12 at 4:29am
  • So let me get this straight... Someone you didnt know felt generious enough to give you e instead of an asprin? stupid and fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:45pm
  • you spelled definitely wrong.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:58pm
  • proof or it didn't happen. i don't believe any of this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:44pm
  • It was prob excedrin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 5:54pm
  • HAHAHAHA!!! this is fucking HILARIOUS because I totally sent this fake text in and it actually made it up! I wish it really happened though. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:28pm
  • gotta love the friggin 860

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:58pm
  • Anyone who gives you a free "ecstasy" is probably giving you caffeine cut with meth. Enjoy what you think is rolling.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:15pm
  • 4:00 Please stop trying to rationalize tflns with movie Infrences... It just makes you look like a bigger Douche bag... You seem like the kinda person I would spray with cum out of a fire hose...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 4:35am
  • What happened at the end of slc punk?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 1:15pm
  • haha 958 i hate when people can't spell definitely.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:59pm
  • I hate jiggaboos and spear chunkers and cheetah chasers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:25pm
  • OP is DUMBBBBBBBB. how do you feel now, bitch? (not you 12:12(2) because we all know you're just making shit up haha)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 12:59am
  • NO, you don't LOVE COLLEGE. COLLEGE FUCKS UP YOUR LIFE WITH DRUGS SEX AND ALCOHOL. WHEN I GO TO COLLEE ILL BE THE ULTIMATE HARD TO GET SINCE IM NOT GONNA GIVE IN TO YOUR IDIOCITY

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 11:32am
  • "happened last night...inclass...yeah." thought you just said you didn't say you were in class.. dumb fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:57pm
  • orange county anyone?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:07pm
  • I'm Rollin right now. That would be hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:24pm
  • I call bullshit. Ex is expencive no way a kid is just going to give out free ex left and right unless he's a dumb bitch and can't tell the difference between aspirin and esctasy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 3:38am
  • THIS IS FROM THE GIRL NEXT DOOR!!! the exact same thing happens and it is fucking hillarious!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 12:02am
  • He probably didn't know it was X or was just really high allright guys, don't call bullshit If ur gonna be dumb about it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:24pm
  • WestConnnnnnn

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 2:01am
  • 6:33am: I haven't rolled in years, but I remember some of the old double stacks having a lower case e pressed into them! As you said tho, most have arches, shamrocks, shapes or nothing at all. My best guess is the person who submitted this watch that movie with the high school guy who hooks up with the porn star...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 8:26am
  • happened last night...inclass...yeah.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:45pm
  • I hate moon crickets

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:48pm
  • 9:28 YOU FUCKING LIAR! this happened to me last night so i sent it in, its not fake at all you little bitch. && 860 is the hartford area

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:39pm
  • who do i believe? you're both probably lying... or what if you're the same person... dun dun dun

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:37pm
  • lies... you wouldn't get a little white migraine med confused for something that is more then likely pink, blue or green with a crazy print on it.... "oh i thought this green transformer was a advil....my bad..."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 2:32pm
  • Uh 133 magnolia screet I seen old gregs vagina thru da window of day house

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:43pm
  • If you thought that was funny, be sure to tune in to Lopez Tonight on TBS at 11/10c. It's really THAT funny!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:23pm
  • I don't see why this is so unbelievable. I've been given X for free and I don't find it THAT expensive. There are way more expensive drugs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:32pm
  • For 15 quid, I'll let you touch my penis - Ryan

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:03pm
  • Dumbest. Post. EVER. - Fishbulb

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:39pm
  • actually 1:05 your the stupid fuck... hartford is the 860. i live right next hartford,ct so try to argue with that one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 9:44pm
  • Trading pics hot horny girl- four four three seven nine one six nine five two

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 6:18pm
  • i bet it was just excedrin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:48pm
  • Awww dad, it's just like thanksgiving - Ryan

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:15pm
  • I love connecticut!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 12:07am
  • 9:49 i think you are just a fucking idiot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:54pm
  • From the movie Girl Next Door.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:20pm
  • whoever the hell 945 is said that sarcastically sooo whos the dumb fuck now 957

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:09pm
  • Ok with all due respect...did any of you ever see The Girl Next Door? Cuz that's where this is from...porn director punches main character in the face, then gives him "aspirin" before said main character goes on stage to do a speech...hello???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 4:00am
  • I dont know why you guys are arguing about ecstasy when the OP clearly said esctacy. Esctacy is a new drug that gets rid of headaches forever and makes you shit small stars from a second ass hole you grow after taking it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 1:53pm
  • HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! this is fucking HILARIOUS because i totally sent this real text in and it actually made it up! and someone is pretending to be me!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:35pm
  • is you rollin? is you rollin? bitch I might be. bitch I might be.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:49pm
  • fake sms. disappointing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 4:02am
  • For 15 quid your dick will fall off - Ryan's father

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 7:37am
  • 2:32-- x isn't always colored and labelled, kid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 7:36pm
  • No lie this sounds like some shit that'd go down in my high school. Thizz EVERYWHERE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 1:02pm
  • uhhh, 9:39, 203 is the hartford area. 860 is the middletown area, you stupid fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 1:05pm
  • 9:24, nobody's being dumb about it. They're just calling this bullshit because it's not very realistic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:27pm
  • Ha. That guy calling someone a dumb bitch spelled expensive wrong. But he spelled ecstasy correctly. That's a bad sign man.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 3:58am
  • 9:49, you took it and didn't realize it was E until afterwards? haha how did that go?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:14pm
  • so you were in class last night... on a sunday? uh huh riiiiiiight. AND DID YOU FUCKING TAKE THE PILL.. you know we are all wondering!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:43pm
  • $15, damn, you have expensive pills...I don't even pay that for pures... Also, E doesn't have "E" etched into it. Typically there's some type of picture, such as an alien, or the McDonald's arches...or no picture at all. Learn your drugs before calling bullshit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 6:33am
  • guys... a pill with "E" on it... that would be excedrin...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:10pm
  • haha thats funny shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 9:59am
  • yeahh because people can totally tell when someone is being sarcastic IN TEXT. Not.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:12pm
  • Awesomeeee dudeeee rollinnnnnnnnn

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:03pm
  • uhhh i definately never said i was in class. andd i thought it was aspirin so of course i fucking took it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:49pm
  • I hate porch monkeys

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:24pm
  • this is retarded. it was Excedrin Migraine which has the letter "E" on it. you said you had a headache... you're stupid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 2:16am
  • A good rule of thumb would be any text that ends with "gotta love college" or "college rocks" is probably some high school kid trying to be cool. People who are actually in it don't feel the need to say so constantly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 1:51am
  • LOL omg is everyone writing here as high as me? Some of this shit is priceless

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:54pm
  • Once i shoved xtc up my pussy. mmm mmm good

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:47pm