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  • 73 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:15pm

    ryan's dad sounds like a bitch.

  • 69 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:19pm

    yeah ok. he dropped you an xtc for free..and pigs can fucking fly. fake post is fake.

  • 66 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:15pm

    bullshit. Why would someone give you E for a headache? That shit isn't cheap

  • 57 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:06pm

    hahahahah love livin in the 860

  • 65 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:37pm

    Wellll did u take it?

  • 54 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:08pm

    For 15 quid I'll kill you -Ryan's father

  • 54 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 12:09am

    Oh yeh, everything happens in college. I asked a kid for a cig once and he gave me a fat joint! Can you believe it!?!?!?

  • 62 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:58pm

    gotta love the friggin 860

  • 51 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:58pm

    you spelled definitely wrong.

  • 64 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:44pm

    proof or it didn't happen. i don't believe any of this.

  • 54 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:57pm

    "happened last night...inclass...yeah." thought you just said you didn't say you were in class.. dumb fuck.

  • 49 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:53pm

    In farmville we all give each other x and aspirin and we roll and don't have headaches and it's great and we post texts about it. -farmer from farmville

  • 54 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:25pm

    I hate jiggaboos and spear chunkers and cheetah chasers

  • 60 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:24pm

    He probably didn't know it was X or was just really high allright guys, don't call bullshit If ur gonna be dumb about it

  • 51 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:21pm

    ummm i dunno where 9:19 goes but it must suck, ive been given free rolls a couple times...granted they arent always the best its still a roll.

  • 63 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:32pm

    I don't see why this is so unbelievable. I've been given X for free and I don't find it THAT expensive. There are way more expensive drugs.

  • 49 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:45pm

    So let me get this straight... Someone you didnt know felt generious enough to give you e instead of an asprin? stupid and fake.

  • 48 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 4:31am

    11:32.... You WILL be a VIRGIN FOREVER.

  • 46 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:43pm

    Uh 133 magnolia screet I seen old gregs vagina thru da window of day house

  • 44 46
    Submitted by VanWi1der on Jun 7, 10 at 7:28pm

    Rofl I had this happen to me once in Dallas Texas

  • 53 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 6:11am

    Fuck you this didn't happen unless he asked for $15 after. Your retarded, and you need more school you dumb shit.

  • 49 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 5:54pm

    It was prob excedrin

  • 55 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 2:32pm

    lies... you wouldn't get a little white migraine med confused for something that is more then likely pink, blue or green with a crazy print on it.... "oh i thought this green transformer was a advil....my bad..."

  • 49 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 3:48am

    I remember my first beer

  • 52 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 12:59am

    OP is DUMBBBBBBBB. how do you feel now, bitch? (not you 12:12(2) because we all know you're just making shit up haha)

  • 46 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 12:07am

    I love connecticut!!!!

  • 48 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:15pm

    Awww dad, it's just like thanksgiving - Ryan

  • 48 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 9:44pm

    actually 1:05 your the stupid fuck... hartford is the 860. i live right next hartford,ct so try to argue with that one

  • 48 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:39pm

    9:28 YOU FUCKING LIAR! this happened to me last night so i sent it in, its not fake at all you little bitch. && 860 is the hartford area

  • 47 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:37pm

    who do i believe? you're both probably lying... or what if you're the same person... dun dun dun

  • 47 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 1:15pm

    What happened at the end of slc punk?

  • 50 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 1:00am

    Charles Rutherford says it's too late, u will die in exaxctly two weeks from that pill, there's nothing you can do!

  • 43 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 4:35am

    4:00 Please stop trying to rationalize tflns with movie Infrences... It just makes you look like a bigger Douche bag... You seem like the kinda person I would spray with cum out of a fire hose...

  • 47 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 8:26am

    6:33am: I haven't rolled in years, but I remember some of the old double stacks having a lower case e pressed into them! As you said tho, most have arches, shamrocks, shapes or nothing at all. My best guess is the person who submitted this watch that movie with the high school guy who hooks up with the porn star...

  • 44 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:16pm

    Wow. I think the thread to this text is funnier than the text itself. Xp

  • 51 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 3:58am

    Ha. That guy calling someone a dumb bitch spelled expensive wrong. But he spelled ecstasy correctly. That's a bad sign man.

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 3:38am

    I call bullshit. Ex is expencive no way a kid is just going to give out free ex left and right unless he's a dumb bitch and can't tell the difference between aspirin and esctasy

  • 43 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:07pm

    orange county anyone?

  • 46 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:43pm

    so you were in class last night... on a sunday? uh huh riiiiiiight. AND DID YOU FUCKING TAKE THE PILL.. you know we are all wondering!

  • 49 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:27pm

    9:24, nobody's being dumb about it. They're just calling this bullshit because it's not very realistic.

  • 37 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 4:00am

    Ok with all due respect...did any of you ever see The Girl Next Door? Cuz that's where this is from...porn director punches main character in the face, then gives him "aspirin" before said main character goes on stage to do a speech...hello???

  • 47 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:48pm

    I hate moon crickets

  • 44 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:54pm

    9:49 i think you are just a fucking idiot

  • 44 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:24pm

    I'm Rollin right now. That would be hilarious

  • 45 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 12:02am

    THIS IS FROM THE GIRL NEXT DOOR!!! the exact same thing happens and it is fucking hillarious!

  • 41 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:15pm

    Anyone who gives you a free "ecstasy" is probably giving you caffeine cut with meth. Enjoy what you think is rolling.

  • 46 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:49pm

    is you rollin? is you rollin? bitch I might be. bitch I might be.

  • 44 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 1:53pm

    I dont know why you guys are arguing about ecstasy when the OP clearly said esctacy. Esctacy is a new drug that gets rid of headaches forever and makes you shit small stars from a second ass hole you grow after taking it.

  • 42 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:20pm

    From the movie Girl Next Door.

  • 50 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:23pm

    If you thought that was funny, be sure to tune in to Lopez Tonight on TBS at 11/10c. It's really THAT funny!

  • 48 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:45pm

    happened last night...inclass...yeah.

  • 48 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:35pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! this is fucking HILARIOUS because i totally sent this real text in and it actually made it up! and someone is pretending to be me!

  • 43 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:09pm

    whoever the hell 945 is said that sarcastically sooo whos the dumb fuck now 957

  • 37 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 11:32am

    NO, you don't LOVE COLLEGE. COLLEGE FUCKS UP YOUR LIFE WITH DRUGS SEX AND ALCOHOL. WHEN I GO TO COLLEE ILL BE THE ULTIMATE HARD TO GET SINCE IM NOT GONNA GIVE IN TO YOUR IDIOCITY

  • 35 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:12pm

    i wish that happened to me! <3

  • 48 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 9:59am

    haha thats funny shit

  • 42 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:28pm

    HAHAHAHA!!! this is fucking HILARIOUS because I totally sent this fake text in and it actually made it up! I wish it really happened though. :)

  • 41 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:03pm

    For 15 quid, I'll let you touch my penis - Ryan

  • 40 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 2:16am

    this is retarded. it was Excedrin Migraine which has the letter "E" on it. you said you had a headache... you're stupid

  • 36 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 6:18pm

    Trading pics hot horny girl- four four three seven nine one six nine five two

  • 44 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 8:29am

    In Soviet Russia the ecstasy rolls you.

  • 48 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:59pm

    haha 958 i hate when people can't spell definitely.

  • 41 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 1:05pm

    uhhh, 9:39, 203 is the hartford area. 860 is the middletown area, you stupid fuck.

  • 40 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 7:37am

    For 15 quid your dick will fall off - Ryan's father

  • 21 29
    Submitted by sssmarie on Mar 8, 12 at 4:29am

    x is cheap as fuck where I live. I've been given free drugs countless times.. it's not that rare, at all

  • 39 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 1:02pm

    No lie this sounds like some shit that'd go down in my high school. Thizz EVERYWHERE

  • 38 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:49pm

    uhhh i definately never said i was in class. andd i thought it was aspirin so of course i fucking took it!

  • 39 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:14pm

    9:49, you took it and didn't realize it was E until afterwards? haha how did that go?

  • 44 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:12pm

    yeahh because people can totally tell when someone is being sarcastic IN TEXT. Not.

  • 41 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:47pm

    Once i shoved xtc up my pussy. mmm mmm good

  • 32 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 2:01am

    WestConnnnnnn

  • 41 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 6:33am

    $15, damn, you have expensive pills...I don't even pay that for pures... Also, E doesn't have "E" etched into it. Typically there's some type of picture, such as an alien, or the McDonald's arches...or no picture at all. Learn your drugs before calling bullshit.

  • 37 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:10pm

    guys... a pill with "E" on it... that would be excedrin...

  • 37 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:39pm

    Dumbest. Post. EVER. - Fishbulb

  • 36 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 4:02am

    fake sms. disappointing.

  • 40 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 7:36pm

    2:32-- x isn't always colored and labelled, kid.

  • 35 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:24pm

    I hate porch monkeys

  • 42 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:54pm

    LOL omg is everyone writing here as high as me? Some of this shit is priceless

  • 38 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:03pm

    Awesomeeee dudeeee rollinnnnnnnnn

  • 37 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 1:51am

    A good rule of thumb would be any text that ends with "gotta love college" or "college rocks" is probably some high school kid trying to be cool. People who are actually in it don't feel the need to say so constantly.

  • 41 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:48pm

    i bet it was just excedrin.