My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
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Nothing better than 1$ Chinese food, steel reserve and waking up in the gutter
Best one bud of mine moved walking distance to a strip club. Bad move!
For the win.
Best argument for cloning I've ever seen.
Definitely best :)
Best! Hands down
this is what is within walking distance of my apt: subway, jimmy johns, potbellys, chipotle, pizza hut, qdoba,...etc, 5 liqour stores, and 10 bars. university of illinois shits on your life. (not to mention the chinese restaurant that is IN my building..) =]
My apartment's the same, trust me it's THE BEST
To swallow my Jizz.
I love you, Booberto
um. listen here, I have an ABC on my block, Krispy Kream next to that, mcdonalds across from KK, and boys that smoke me out for free next door. It's both amazing and terrible
Best\nIs that even a question...
Lol first to swallow my jizz
you probably live in auburn ny then
im pretty sure there are liquor stores and chinese restaurants in EVERY fucking city in the country..
Said I love you but I lied.
this is my situation. it's awesome. no worries.
Best til ur pukin chinese!
Oh I get it. It's funny because the possible ramifications of mixing drunkeness and chinese buffet could turn out either good or bad. \n\n-Jeff
You're so smart. Here, suck on the meat stick.