Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
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Texas doesn't need America bitch
5:05 I suspect you do suck Texas dick and most of them say you're a weak lay.
3:49- i bet you've never done a damned patriotic thing in your life
There's actually a song in which the artist sings "god bless Texas" so I'm pretty sure that is what the op is referring to. And furthermore, it's a great song.
man, who is drunk on their bicycle at noon during a flash flood watch? God bless dallas.
maybe because it happened in texas....
All y'all Texas haters have never been to a strip club on Friday night in Dallas. (and I'm a straight girl)
NORTH DALLAS REPRESENTINNN
Everyone else can suck Texas' dick
texas is the best. period.
anyone that says otherwise hasn't been here.
12:23, bikes are considered "vehicles" in some states. that includes texas. so yes, it is.
also, this made me laugh reeeeeaaaally hard
As much as I HATE TEXAS, I love it more than those FREELOADING CANADA or LAZY MEXICO. AMERICUHHHHHHHHHHHHH bwahaha
now thumbs me up for once!!
Everything's bigger, everything's better down here
there is a reason That The rest of america bashes texas. it's cause we are better and everyone is just jealous
god bless Texas hahaha
That's how we do it here!!!
hell ya, lets secede
Crazy shit does tend to happen in Texas...
3:49- Texas doesn't need you Yankee bastards, we'd be fine on our own. The Texas flag is the only one that can fly above the American flag for a reason
Pantera, Chuck Norris, and drunks on bikes at noon, I LOVE TEXAS!
Texas is it's own country. Or so they think.
man i miss that end of TX....tho here in 409 it aint much better
My area code..... WHO THE HELL?!?!
doesn't matter whether it's Texas or us 'Yankee bastards' this is the United States of America love it or leave it and don't secede just move your unpatriotic ass to canada or try cuba I hear things are just swell down there
3:22 - as far as I am concerned, America doesn't need Texas! Secede, I'd like that. Then we wouldn't have to put up with you arrogant asshole! Oh, and we'll put up a wall to keep you I
Unamerican bastards iut of the U.S.
Texas could bend Oregon over and drive it to Bolivia.
i could also see this happening in kentucky
Texas fucks with fine bitches.
How can u get a DUI on a bike is that even illegal???
ya let texas go and us Canadians will give them quebec, whining french fucks!
Lmfao. Gotta luv Texas baby!!
I like it. In Wisconsin we can this "Tour de Franzia". Tube of box wine while biking. Hell yeah!
Bryan/College Station baby!! WHOOP!!!\n:)
He meant Texas with a capital T.
22 years here from birth, joined the army at 23 and then stationed here. TEXAS TILL DEATH.
God bless Texas, indeed. So glad to be back.
that funny i just saw the exact same thing yesterday after noon as well. but in oregon.
this is just too funny drunk at noon on a bike lmao
Note how OP said God bless Texas. Not America, just Texas..
wow I fucking love living in texas. haha ATX rep.
That would happen in south Florida and Texas :) it's just too funny ! Lmao
yes God bless Texas, God bless Nebraska, God bless Maine....God bless the USA
915 isn't Dallas....
But yep, I can totally see stuff like this happening here lol
Damn Dallas police always fuckin wit somebody!!!
No place like Texas!!!
Haha gotta love Texas...
That's my area codee! Fuuck yeahhh we party hardd!!