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  • Texas doesn't need America bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 3:22pm
  • 5:05 I suspect you do suck Texas dick and most of them say you're a weak lay.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 5:54pm
  • 3:49- i bet you've never done a damned patriotic thing in your life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 4:00pm
  • There's actually a song in which the artist sings "god bless Texas" so I'm pretty sure that is what the op is referring to. And furthermore, it's a great song.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 3:16pm
  • maybe because it happened in texas....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 3:15pm
  • man, who is drunk on their bicycle at noon during a flash flood watch? God bless dallas.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 3:45pm
  • All y'all Texas haters have never been to a strip club on Friday night in Dallas. (and I'm a straight girl)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:33am
  • NORTH DALLAS REPRESENTINNN

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:35pm
  • Everyone else can suck Texas' dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 5:05pm
  • texas is the best. period. anyone that says otherwise hasn't been here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:12am
  • 12:23, bikes are considered "vehicles" in some states. that includes texas. so yes, it is. also, this made me laugh reeeeeaaaally hard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:50am
  • As much as I HATE TEXAS, I love it more than those FREELOADING CANADA or LAZY MEXICO. AMERICUHHHHHHHHHHHHH bwahaha now thumbs me up for once!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:28pm
  • Everything's bigger, everything's better down here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 3:26pm
  • god bless Texas hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 4:07pm
  • there is a reason That The rest of america bashes texas. it's cause we are better and everyone is just jealous

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 4:19pm
  • That's how we do it here!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 5:05pm
  • hell ya, lets secede

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 3:38pm
  • Crazy shit does tend to happen in Texas...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 3:23pm
  • 3:49- Texas doesn't need you Yankee bastards, we'd be fine on our own. The Texas flag is the only one that can fly above the American flag for a reason

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 3:58pm
  • Pantera, Chuck Norris, and drunks on bikes at noon, I LOVE TEXAS!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:07am
  • Texas is it's own country. Or so they think.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:29pm
  • McKinney hahaha.

    Submitted by plmqaz on Aug 12, 10 at 6:07pm
  • man i miss that end of TX....tho here in 409 it aint much better

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:40pm
  • Texas could bend Oregon over and drive it to Bolivia.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 2:07pm
  • My area code..... WHO THE HELL?!?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 2:22am
  • doesn't matter whether it's Texas or us 'Yankee bastards' this is the United States of America love it or leave it and don't secede just move your unpatriotic ass to canada or try cuba I hear things are just swell down there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 4:04pm
  • 3:22 - as far as I am concerned, America doesn't need Texas! Secede, I'd like that. Then we wouldn't have to put up with you arrogant asshole! Oh, and we'll put up a wall to keep you I Unamerican bastards iut of the U.S.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 3:49pm
  • How can u get a DUI on a bike is that even illegal???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:23am
  • i could also see this happening in kentucky

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:23pm
  • Texas fucks with fine bitches.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:55pm
  • ya let texas go and us Canadians will give them quebec, whining french fucks!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:28am
  • He meant Texas with a capital T. 22 years here from birth, joined the army at 23 and then stationed here. TEXAS TILL DEATH.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 6:25pm
  • Lmfao. Gotta luv Texas baby!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 4:46pm
  • I like it. In Wisconsin we can this "Tour de Franzia". Tube of box wine while biking. Hell yeah!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 7:59pm
  • God bless Texas, indeed. So glad to be back.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:44pm
  • Bryan/College Station baby!! WHOOP!!!\n:)

    Submitted by littlebit11891 on Oct 21, 10 at 3:58am
  • that funny i just saw the exact same thing yesterday after noon as well. but in oregon.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:37pm
  • this is just too funny drunk at noon on a bike lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 4:39pm
  • wow I fucking love living in texas. haha ATX rep.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 6:15pm
  • Note how OP said God bless Texas. Not America, just Texas..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 3:13pm
  • yes God bless Texas, God bless Nebraska, God bless Maine....God bless the USA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 4:23pm
  • 915 isn't Dallas.... But yep, I can totally see stuff like this happening here lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 6:49pm
  • That would happen in south Florida and Texas :) it's just too funny ! Lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 5:30pm
  • Damn Dallas police always fuckin wit somebody!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:02pm
  • No place like Texas!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:28pm
  • Haha gotta love Texas...

    Submitted by Levi242 on Jun 7, 11 at 1:40am
  • That's my area codee! Fuuck yeahhh we party hardd!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 10:33pm