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  • I read this wrong, and thought he said he was partying with a cat on each arm, which I personally thought was amazing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:42pm
  • Not necessarily. Apparently a cat is better than you any day of the week.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:28pm
  • Except who's checking who's pictures here. Apparently she wins.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:44pm
  • I agree. If you won, why are u lookin at her facebook. But cats? She's a loser too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:21pm
  • I like to be tied up and treated like a whore -loud bitch in the middle

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:46pm
  • total win! cats = afil. single girls (hopefully cute) = win

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:31pm
  • so how did you avoid getting mugged...memphis is a shithole

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 10:44pm
  • Hell yes! That's how you do it! I love this city!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:49am
  • Total win, I live near Beale St!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:12pm
  • 5:56 I bet u say fake to everyone and try to fix the problem. Just enjoy the fact that shit does happen jeeze stop ruining it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:06pm
  • Checking an ex-gf's facebook... You are the lose sir.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 7:43am
  • You kill babies....never send another txt...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:42pm
  • Lol your so effing adorable lol rofl 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 7:54am
  • I'm guess in his case it was to pick up two bar shanks while seeking revenge

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:29pm
  • Why do you even look at their pages if they are exs? I say you lose.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 9:14am
  • this guy is a douche... and if you win?... why are you checking her uploads?... she totally wins.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:07pm
  • yeah, you WIN an STD!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:33pm
  • I work for the city!!! Stay away from Memphis and the downtown area on weekends. Please...it'll make my life and job so much easier lol.....ps- fail. The girls were probably wasted and u still didn't score.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 1:42am
  • Agree. If u are checking her fb. She wins

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:36pm
  • Sorta funny but you can tell the guy is a douchebag.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:05pm
  • Only a douchebag would brag about this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:48pm
  • Meemphis! Dirty south at it's best.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 9:03am
  • Gotta love the 901 my friend. Huge win. But my question is were those girls on your arm before or after a Diver? lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 2:53am
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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:01am
  • I sincerely hope the sender of this text goes to Ole Miss & that you are the guy I was flirting with on Beale st. last weekend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:09am
  • Fake. You lose either way. Just call her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:56pm
  • Give her time. The girl always wins if she wants to. . .

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:00pm
  • beale st = fail. checking her facebook = epic fail.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:43pm
  • So this is from my best friend and he is right... he wins. Cute chicks on each arm VS. 53 (!) photos cats. Big win Sir, big win.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 7:02pm
  • I'll take a couple of cats over a raging case of the syph any day!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 10:10am
  • not really i think they both loose

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 3:28pm
  • Doesn't that just prove your ex is a geeky animal lover?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 3:53am
  • hahaha 8:05- I'm from Memphis and the only folks smarter than Memphis boys leave the goddamn region to go to college. Try the northeast, ole miss douchebag.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 8:00pm
  • SUCCESS IS MEASURED BY SEX AMIRITE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:51am
  • ahhh (he) dosen't haven't to stalk to see new pics. if it gets "published" it goes in the highlights section. Total win not douche.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:50pm
  • (and by Memphis boys I mean UoM boys)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 8:01pm
  • wow. this guy is my ex-BF u just failed because i cheated on u soo now i WIN and u FAIL.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:32am
  • Ah I live in memphis nice choice goin to Beale street!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:21pm
  • this is a UofM student, no doubt. Ole Miss boys are smarter than this tool.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 8:05pm
  • Not necessarily. In a crunch, most women can garner enough attention to have *three* single guys on each arm AND a pussy of her choice--both feline and human variety.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:05pm
  • ugh. i know who this is. and i LIKE my cats! at least it's easy for me to get pussy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:54pm
  • Isn't this a Wichita/Wellington area code?

    Submitted by spurtiic on May 31, 10 at 6:41am
  • Haha why is it that when a girl is sad and alone they get cats?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 5:17am
  • Memphis... That's what's up! Woooo!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 3:24am
  • I keep trying to sit down and the chair keeps running away from me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:29pm
  • memphis & beale st suck so much ass why the hell do you wanna visit that damn place

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:25pm
  • Well played sir, well played.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:57pm
  • you lose, cats are so much better

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 10:33pm
  • ***UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE!****

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 8:49am
  • LMAO if this wasn't in Kansas I thought he would be talking about me XD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 8:53pm
  • haha for real? What the !!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:56am
  • this miiiiggght be my ex boyfriend. fail.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 8:48pm
  • you definently won! like it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 8:53am