My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
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I read this wrong, and thought he said he was partying with a cat on each arm, which I personally thought was amazing.
Not necessarily. Apparently a cat is better than you any day of the week.
Except who's checking who's pictures here. Apparently she wins.
total win! cats = afil. single girls (hopefully cute) = win
I agree. If you won, why are u lookin at her facebook. But cats? She's a loser too.
I like to be tied up and treated like a whore
-loud bitch in the middle
5:56 I bet u say fake to everyone and try to fix the problem. Just enjoy the fact that shit does happen jeeze stop ruining it!
so how did you avoid getting mugged...memphis is a shithole
Total win, I live near Beale St!
That's how you do it! I love this city!
Checking an ex-gf's facebook... You are the lose sir.
this guy is a douche... and if you win?... why are you checking her uploads?... she totally wins.
You kill babies....never send another txt...
I'm guess in his case it was to pick up two bar shanks while seeking revenge
Why do you even look at their pages if they are exs? I say you lose.
Lol your so effing adorable lol rofl
I work for the city!!! Stay away from Memphis and the downtown area on weekends. Please...it'll make my life and job so much easier lol.....ps- fail. The girls were probably wasted and u still didn't score.
yeah, you WIN an STD!
Agree. If u are checking her fb. She wins
Sorta funny but you can tell the guy is a douchebag.
Only a douchebag would brag about this
Fake. You lose either way. Just call her.
Meemphis! Dirty south at it's best.
I sincerely hope the sender of this text goes to Ole Miss & that you are the guy I was flirting with on Beale st. last weekend.
Gotta love the 901 my friend. Huge win. But my question is were those girls on your arm before or after a Diver? lol
beale st = fail.
checking her facebook = epic fail.
I'll take a couple of cats over a raging case of the syph any day!
Give her time. The girl always wins if she wants to. . .
Doesn't that just prove your ex is a geeky animal lover?
So this is from my best friend and he is right... he wins. Cute chicks on each arm VS. 53 (!) photos cats. Big win Sir, big win.
not really i think they both loose
SUCCESS IS MEASURED BY SEX AMIRITE
wow. this guy is my ex-BF u just failed because
i cheated on u soo now i WIN and u FAIL.
hahaha 8:05- I'm from Memphis and the only folks smarter than Memphis boys leave the goddamn region to go to college. Try the northeast, ole miss douchebag.
this is a UofM student, no doubt. Ole Miss boys are smarter than this tool.
Ah I live in memphis nice choice goin to Beale street!
ahhh (he) dosen't haven't to stalk to see new pics.
if it gets "published" it goes in the highlights section.
Total win not douche.
ugh. i know who this is.
and i LIKE my cats!
at least it's easy for me to get pussy.
Isn't this a Wichita/Wellington area code?
(and by Memphis boys I mean UoM boys)
I keep trying to sit down and the chair keeps running away from me
Well played sir, well played.
Haha why is it that when a girl is sad and alone they get cats?!
memphis & beale st suck so much ass why the hell do you wanna visit that damn place
Not necessarily. In a crunch, most women can garner enough attention to have *three* single guys on each arm AND a pussy of her choice--both feline and human variety.
Memphis... That's what's up! Woooo!!!!
haha for real? What the !!!!!
you lose, cats are so much better
LMAO if this wasn't in Kansas I thought he would be talking about me XD
this miiiiggght be my ex boyfriend. fail.
you definently won! like it