My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
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I read this wrong, and thought he said he was partying with a cat on each arm, which I personally thought was amazing.
Not necessarily. Apparently a cat is better than you any day of the week.
Except who's checking who's pictures here. Apparently she wins.
I agree. If you won, why are u lookin at her facebook. But cats? She's a loser too.
I like to be tied up and treated like a whore
-loud bitch in the middle
total win! cats = afil. single girls (hopefully cute) = win
so how did you avoid getting mugged...memphis is a shithole
That's how you do it! I love this city!
Checking an ex-gf's facebook... You are the lose sir.
Total win, I live near Beale St!
5:56 I bet u say fake to everyone and try to fix the problem. Just enjoy the fact that shit does happen jeeze stop ruining it!
this guy is a douche... and if you win?... why are you checking her uploads?... she totally wins.
You kill babies....never send another txt...
I'm guess in his case it was to pick up two bar shanks while seeking revenge
Lol your so effing adorable lol rofl
Why do you even look at their pages if they are exs? I say you lose.
Agree. If u are checking her fb. She wins
I work for the city!!! Stay away from Memphis and the downtown area on weekends. Please...it'll make my life and job so much easier lol.....ps- fail. The girls were probably wasted and u still didn't score.
Only a douchebag would brag about this
yeah, you WIN an STD!
Meemphis! Dirty south at it's best.
Sorta funny but you can tell the guy is a douchebag.
Fake. You lose either way. Just call her.
Gotta love the 901 my friend. Huge win. But my question is were those girls on your arm before or after a Diver? lol
I sincerely hope the sender of this text goes to Ole Miss & that you are the guy I was flirting with on Beale st. last weekend.
Give her time. The girl always wins if she wants to. . .
I'll take a couple of cats over a raging case of the syph any day!
beale st = fail.
checking her facebook = epic fail.
So this is from my best friend and he is right... he wins. Cute chicks on each arm VS. 53 (!) photos cats. Big win Sir, big win.
not really i think they both loose
SUCCESS IS MEASURED BY SEX AMIRITE
Doesn't that just prove your ex is a geeky animal lover?
Ah I live in memphis nice choice goin to Beale street!
ahhh (he) dosen't haven't to stalk to see new pics.
if it gets "published" it goes in the highlights section.
Total win not douche.
(and by Memphis boys I mean UoM boys)
hahaha 8:05- I'm from Memphis and the only folks smarter than Memphis boys leave the goddamn region to go to college. Try the northeast, ole miss douchebag.
wow. this guy is my ex-BF u just failed because
i cheated on u soo now i WIN and u FAIL.
this is a UofM student, no doubt. Ole Miss boys are smarter than this tool.
ugh. i know who this is.
and i LIKE my cats!
at least it's easy for me to get pussy.
Not necessarily. In a crunch, most women can garner enough attention to have *three* single guys on each arm AND a pussy of her choice--both feline and human variety.
Isn't this a Wichita/Wellington area code?
I keep trying to sit down and the chair keeps running away from me
Well played sir, well played.
Haha why is it that when a girl is sad and alone they get cats?!
memphis & beale st suck so much ass why the hell do you wanna visit that damn place
Memphis... That's what's up! Woooo!!!!
you lose, cats are so much better
haha for real? What the !!!!!
LMAO if this wasn't in Kansas I thought he would be talking about me XD
you definently won! like it
this miiiiggght be my ex boyfriend. fail.