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  • 76 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 6:09pm

    I could've written that. Let's hang out!

  • 73 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:42pm

    fucking love you, man

  • 66 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 6:15pm

    So it's funny that in 49 states you call a guy a douche when he acts like one, but in new jersey you just call him a guy.

  • 67 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 11:31am

    Try a solo cup next time then it'll be okay everyone knows that's what solo cups were made for

  • 59 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 6:38pm

    Hahah agreed 12:12 but I have done it. But just a fifth of vodka no cup

  • 66 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 6:02pm

    I wasn't glaring. I was wondering why your so fuckin broke

  • 66 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 2:30pm

    I thought solo cups were made for "jungle juice

  • 58 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 9:49pm

    reminds me of the girls on the subway i saw doing jello shots at eight at night.

  • 61 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 6:17pm

    646 is a cell area code. Could be ny.

  • 49 46
    Submitted by LOVELIFEE on Mar 13, 10 at 1:50pm

    HAHAH

  • 66 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 4:56am

    How does he know it's tequila? Maybe he just thinks you're too cheap to buy bottled water.

  • 58 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 6:03pm

    broke people have clothes like dick heads.

  • 59 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 5:36pm

    i wasnt glaring, i just thought you were cute.

  • 56 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 5:43pm

    Mmm I love tequila :) touché

  • 58 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 5:31pm

    He's just jealous you didn't offer him any tequila

  • 51 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 12:12am

    @9:49- Sounds like something I would do. LOL

  • 48 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 5:43pm

    Or he was pissed cause you weren't sharing

  • 53 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 9:45pm

    i think this is great! could see myself doing this...and i'm a "professional"

  • 49 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 12:53am

    yes tequila!!!! fuck prudes

  • 49 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 8:25pm

    I wasn't glaring,i just needed something to jerk off to lol