dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
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Even if it's fake, it's still funny as shit...
Or any text about farmville. Automatic bid.
Ahahahaha! Best night ever!
FORUMLA FOR GETTING TEXTS POSTED
MUST HAVE AT LEAST TWO OF THE FOLLOWING:
1) Include the word "dude", or "bro".
2) Have an obscure reference to a media piece which induces nostalgia.
3) Remind someone of something that they wouldn't remember, even if all they were was high.
4) Reference drugs, alchohol, or sex.
5) Act promiscus
6) Possibly the most important. Make it up, but make it somewhat believable.
Charles Rutherford thinks only the poor ride the bus
This is such a dumb text
Or any text about far
I love it... but I didn't realize people actually used the buses in Pittsburgh!
how about this:
615:A million potential children lost their lives tonight on your mom's face.
Dude [insert illegal, prohibited, or otherwise outside the norm activity here] and [insert nonsensical justification here]
How many of these are there on the site?
whoever did this...thank you...and marry me!!!!
I'm calling bullshit
10:34 just ruined it for everyone.
10:34 I love you, right on bro (lol)
I agree with 10:34. These texts are fuckin dumb and fake as shit.
me 2 mine is way better!
I love boy scouts <3
10:25 (both) Smooth.