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  • 92 75
    Submitted by lanny on Mar 8, 10 at 5:04pm

    Clutch... Bagged a cougar

  • 80 70
    Submitted by sexyupsguy on Mar 8, 10 at 6:22pm

    But, would you do her again in the morning? lmfao

    • 51 65
      Submitted by Hawk21 on Mar 8, 10 at 6:34pm

      lol good point thats the real question

  • 65 74
    Submitted by codyrwyo on Mar 8, 10 at 9:29pm

    What he meant was he woke up to a 38 year old man last night

  • Submitted by dcbrent on Mar 8, 10 at 8:21pm

    Sounds like community college spring break.

  • 59 66
    Submitted by AllStarLB on Mar 9, 10 at 3:18am

    Nice bro and all u ppl bitching shut the fuck up 

  • 57 64
    Submitted by sodid3 on Mar 8, 10 at 5:16pm

    Wow u go

  • 56 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 8, 10 at 6:20pm

    First-er?

  • 58 68
    Submitted by LadyBoadicia on Mar 8, 10 at 7:56pm

    Except... Spring break doesn't start until this weekend in Bloomington.

  • 58 69
    Submitted by NCA on Mar 8, 10 at 10:20pm

    Cougars. FTW!

  • 50 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 8, 10 at 10:53pm

    Lucky bastard

  • 58 75
    Submitted by mrtcool on Mar 8, 10 at 6:34pm

    No a ton of mild hit on me and I have a beard and deep voice and I'm hella manly.

  • 57 78
    Submitted by TrevorParsons on Mar 9, 10 at 12:48am

    That happened to me recently, too. She was 38 and a MILF, but it wasn't in a hotel room... it was in her bed in her home. I woke up the next morning to photographs of high school graduations, proms, and family picnics.

  • 52 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 8, 10 at 11:53pm

    7:56...hello 812 area code doesn't mean just bloomington. Could be terre haute as well.

    • 46 85
      Submitted by tequila on Mar 9, 10 at 5:04am

      or Jeffersonville, Clarksville,New Albany, a billionteeny towns,etc

      • 36 58
        Submitted by l_mo12 on Jul 31, 10 at 3:04pm

        and Columbus ! ha PCB??

  • 46 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 6:56am

    She was probably his own mom, but he wanted to make the story interesting.

  • 53 74
    Submitted by blancolex300 on Mar 8, 10 at 10:32pm

    Score. Nothin like a cougar's lovin!!!!!

  • 57 82
    Submitted by agrees on Mar 8, 10 at 5:35pm

    Bring on the milfs!!

  • 53 75
    Submitted by iamyourboss on Mar 8, 10 at 10:38pm

    Honestly this could happen

  • 52 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 8, 10 at 8:04pm

    6:52. How do you even know? Why do you fucking care?I know plenty of my friends hooked up with milfs in college. Not much of a stretch to grasp.

  • 52 73
    Submitted by cwelkman on Mar 8, 10 at 7:24pm

    Liar. U woke in ur mom and dads basement like u do everyday loser.

  • 45 59
    Submitted by sodid3 on Mar 8, 10 at 5:19pm

    Have fun 2 night

  • 49 72
    Submitted by DJhallapapi on Mar 8, 10 at 7:41pm

    I wish I was cool enough to be first

  • Submitted by mcg_raw_dog on Mar 8, 10 at 9:04pm

    Instead of sitting in your basement thinking up texts try getting out of the house every once and awhile and maybe you'll wake up with some real ones

  • 43 62
    Submitted by lonestarz22 on Mar 13, 10 at 8:49pm

    Cougar! Rawr

  • 50 78
    Submitted by javaking on Mar 8, 10 at 5:44pm

    That's great lol

  • 41 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 8:52am

    Fake.. There was one earlier about a man

  • 53 86
    Submitted by djfiremane on Mar 8, 10 at 6:12pm

    First?

  • 49 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 8, 10 at 8:03pm

    Fuck Yeah !!!!

  • 47 76
    Submitted by scerri on Mar 8, 10 at 7:34pm

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha lol lol lol lol lol lol

  • 45 73
    Submitted by krzylilazn on Mar 10, 10 at 1:53am

    6:56 dun be jealous! Lol juss cuz u dun get a milf doesnt mean u have to be an ass man

  • 49 82
    Submitted by ButtBuddy on Mar 8, 10 at 11:09pm

    I have a huge erection right now.

  • 49 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 8, 10 at 8:42pm

    ewe 38? wow milf's are at the most 30. notice how he just used the term MOM.

  • 44 76
    Submitted by 812lmo on Mar 9, 10 at 10:49pm

    Let me take a guess and say thus happened in Panama?

  • 50 90
    Submitted by cazzo on Mar 8, 10 at 6:52pm

    TFLN new mantra: Technical Fucking Liars Network.

    • 45 93
      Submitted by sequioa on Mar 9, 10 at 1:34am

      yeah because never in history has a 38 year old woman been attracted to a young guy in his 20's who was horny and wanted to fuck....that just never happens shit is obviously made up thank god we have people like captain clever over here

  • 47 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 8, 10 at 10:17pm

    Ty 929. Amen.

  • 43 79
    Submitted by jbubbya on Mar 8, 10 at 7:28pm

    Props. I wanna fill my milf tag someday.

  • 48 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 8, 10 at 5:56pm

    What does OP mean?

  • 47 90
    Submitted by jprincess on Mar 8, 10 at 7:29pm

    Agrees: you cougar hunting

  • Submitted by raaaab on Mar 8, 10 at 5:40pm

    Do work

  • 34 65
    Submitted by devildog768 on Sep 14, 10 at 5:42am

    He'll yeah

  • 40 79
    Submitted by Debo23 on Mar 9, 10 at 2:37am

    Really 842? "at the most 30".... you got some growing up to do little boy.

  • 37 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 9:49am

    Aren't you the stud.

  • 47 97
    Submitted by mcg_raw_dog on Mar 9, 10 at 3:41am

    9:24, really? You give the entire world a forum to post funny shit based on the honor system and you don't think somebody somewhere is going to take advantage of it. So you've never been to a party and met some douche telling bullshit stories all night? But you think something deep in their souls prevents these people from typing these stories on RFLN.

  • 43 92
    Submitted by JoePapi on Mar 9, 10 at 5:51am

    Married 30something chicks are my favorite!

  • 32 70
    Submitted by AW_TFR on Mar 9, 10 at 2:39am

    Great job

  • 30 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 12:52am

    MILF!!!!!!

  • 41 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 8, 10 at 8:03pm

    Anyone wanna give me a bj?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 8, 10 at 5:44pm

    Must be a fem guy. A lot of Milfs seem to go for the feminine guys I've noticed which is precisely why I don't get a lot of them!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 8, 10 at 5:37pm

    I S T H I S A N N O Y I N G ?