Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
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Clutch... Bagged a cougar
But, would you do her again in the morning? lmfao
lol good point thats the real question
She was probably his own mom, but he wanted to make the story interesting.
What he meant was he woke up to a 38 year old man last night
7:56...hello 812 area code doesn't mean just bloomington. Could be terre haute as well.
or Jeffersonville, Clarksville,New Albany, a billionteeny towns,etc
and Columbus ! ha PCB??
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha lol lol lol lol lol lol
Wow u go
Sounds like community college spring break.
Nice bro and all u ppl bitching shut the fuck up
6:52. How do you even know? Why do you fucking care?I know plenty of my friends hooked up with milfs in college. Not much of a stretch to grasp.
No a ton of mild hit on me and I have a beard and deep voice and I'm hella manly.
Except... Spring break doesn't start until this weekend in Bloomington.
I wish I was cool enough to be first
That happened to me recently, too. She was 38 and a MILF, but it wasn't in a hotel room... it was in her bed in her home. I woke up the next morning to photographs of high school graduations, proms, and family picnics.
Bring on the milfs!!
That's great lol
Fuck Yeah !!!!
Agrees: you cougar hunting
Have fun 2 night
Score. Nothin like a cougar's lovin!!!!!
Fake.. There was one earlier about a man
Liar. U woke in ur mom and dads basement like u do everyday loser.
Let me take a guess and say thus happened in Panama?
TFLN new mantra: Technical Fucking Liars Network.
yeah because never in history has a 38 year old woman been attracted to a young guy in his 20's who was horny and wanted to fuck....that just never happens shit is obviously made up thank god we have people like captain clever over here
Instead of sitting in your basement thinking up texts try getting out of the house every once and awhile and maybe you'll wake up with some real ones
6:56 dun be jealous! Lol juss cuz u dun get a milf doesnt mean u have to be an ass man
Honestly this could happen
ewe 38? wow milf's are at the most 30. notice how he just used the term MOM.
I have a huge erection right now.
Ty 929. Amen.
What does OP mean?
Really 842? "at the most 30".... you got some growing up to do little boy.
Props. I wanna fill my milf tag someday.
9:24, really? You give the entire world a forum to post funny shit based on the honor system and you don't think somebody somewhere is going to take advantage of it. So you've never been to a party and met some douche telling bullshit stories all night? But you think something deep in their souls prevents these people from typing these stories on RFLN.
Married 30something chicks are my favorite!
Aren't you the stud.
Must be a fem guy. A lot of Milfs seem to go for the feminine guys I've noticed which is precisely why I don't get a lot of them!
Anyone wanna give me a bj?