Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
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Clutch... Bagged a cougar
She was probably his own mom, but he wanted to make the story interesting.
What he meant was he woke up to a 38 year old man last night
But, would you do her again in the morning? lmfao
lol good point thats the real question
7:56...hello 812 area code doesn't mean just bloomington. Could be terre haute as well.
or Jeffersonville, Clarksville,New Albany, a billionteeny towns,etc
and Columbus ! ha PCB??
Wow u go
Nice bro and all u ppl bitching shut the fuck up
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha lol lol lol lol lol lol
I wish I was cool enough to be first
6:52. How do you even know? Why do you fucking care?I know plenty of my friends hooked up with milfs in college. Not much of a stretch to grasp.
Score. Nothin like a cougar's lovin!!!!!
No a ton of mild hit on me and I have a beard and deep voice and I'm hella manly.
That's great lol
Except... Spring break doesn't start until this weekend in Bloomington.
Have fun 2 night
Instead of sitting in your basement thinking up texts try getting out of the house every once and awhile and maybe you'll wake up with some real ones
Fuck Yeah !!!!
Agrees: you cougar hunting
Sounds like community college spring break.
Let me take a guess and say thus happened in Panama?
Fake.. There was one earlier about a man
Bring on the milfs!!
6:56 dun be jealous! Lol juss cuz u dun get a milf doesnt mean u have to be an ass man
ewe 38? wow milf's are at the most 30. notice how he just used the term MOM.
That happened to me recently, too. She was 38 and a MILF, but it wasn't in a hotel room... it was in her bed in her home. I woke up the next morning to photographs of high school graduations, proms, and family picnics.
Ty 929. Amen.
Honestly this could happen
Really 842? "at the most 30".... you got some growing up to do little boy.
What does OP mean?
Liar. U woke in ur mom and dads basement like u do everyday loser.
Aren't you the stud.
Married 30something chicks are my favorite!
9:24, really? You give the entire world a forum to post funny shit based on the honor system and you don't think somebody somewhere is going to take advantage of it. So you've never been to a party and met some douche telling bullshit stories all night? But you think something deep in their souls prevents these people from typing these stories on RFLN.
TFLN new mantra: Technical Fucking Liars Network.
yeah because never in history has a 38 year old woman been attracted to a young guy in his 20's who was horny and wanted to fuck....that just never happens shit is obviously made up thank god we have people like captain clever over here
I have a huge erection right now.
Must be a fem guy. A lot of Milfs seem to go for the feminine guys I've noticed which is precisely why I don't get a lot of them!
Props. I wanna fill my milf tag someday.
Anyone wanna give me a bj?