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  • Submitted by bant on Sep 14, 10 at 9:53am

    you show them.

  • Submitted by AliasMe on Sep 14, 10 at 10:43am

    Hahahahahahahahahahhahaha one of the best in a WHILE

  • Submitted by charlie_murphy on Sep 14, 10 at 7:19pm

    "hey kids, get me a beer and ill tell you stories about shit us grownups do."

  • Submitted by dersabom on Sep 14, 10 at 5:23pm

    Well you are only 7...

  • Submitted by whatnow on Sep 14, 10 at 2:59pm

    Go get em tiger

  • Submitted by DetachableBoner on Sep 14, 10 at 9:50am

    Definitely not a mature way to han... O wait, that's why you're sitting at the kids table.

    • Submitted by Griffmaster01 on Sep 14, 10 at 10:13am

      What are you talking about? Real mean solve their problems by pouting and making a scene. Duh

  • Submitted by bowfishinlady on Sep 14, 10 at 10:52am

    Dooooooo it! I love this text and I love this guy!!

  • Submitted by MAATT_DAAAMON on Sep 14, 10 at 11:45am


  • Submitted by LeadTheWay on Sep 15, 10 at 12:57pm

    AAAAHAHAHAHA!! Oh god that's hilarious! I showed that to my girlfriend and she laughed so hard. 

  • Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Sep 14, 10 at 10:26pm

    if you're a man then why are you sitting at the kids table?

  • Submitted by teets215 on Oct 6, 10 at 11:41pm


  • Submitted by K66Aggression on Sep 14, 10 at 10:03am

    kids table is reserved for kids and lightweights only.

  • Submitted by sydkins432 on Sep 14, 10 at 3:48pm


  • Submitted by blueyedgrl108 on Sep 14, 10 at 5:23pm

    Just because you were Bar Mitzvah'd does not make you a man, lol.

  • Submitted by EricWinholt on Sep 14, 10 at 12:44pm

    Hilarious! This text is awesome.

  • Submitted by virgovixen on Oct 9, 10 at 4:29pm

    dear poster,\ni love you for submitting this.\nmarry me lol.

  • Submitted by xnewxfacex on Sep 14, 10 at 4:46pm

    Yes, lay down the man law.

  • Submitted by mervella86 on Jun 18, 11 at 1:23am

    Fuck that happened to me

  • Submitted by bamagirl_rtr on Oct 12, 10 at 11:24pm

    I love this because A:I always get put at the kids table(im 17) and B: you probably scarred those kids forever. theres no telling what you told them when you got "drunker" hilarious.

  • Submitted by Phoosh on Sep 15, 10 at 9:48am

    Who keeps giving these kids alcohol?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 10 at 11:57pm

    FUCK YEAH! Show em we don't belong at kiddie tables!

  • Submitted by CheezeDetector on Sep 15, 10 at 12:13am

    This would make such a nice "PRICE LESS" immitation

  • Submitted by ilovewhores on Sep 14, 10 at 2:02pm

    and THIS is why you're still at the kids table

  • Submitted by ManicMayhem on Sep 21, 10 at 4:39am


  • Submitted by CrazySkates on Sep 19, 10 at 10:17am

    Hell Yeah! That will show em!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 10 at 10:54am

    That's how I'd handle the situation!

    • Submitted by RRstr926 on Sep 14, 10 at 12:09pm

      now THATS the situation right there

  • Submitted by tony1127 on Oct 14, 10 at 9:44am


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    Submitted by jacobbaugh on Aug 13, 11 at 11:37pm

    @jbwarner86 YES! A fellow Linkara fan!

  • Submitted by jbwarner86 on Sep 15, 10 at 10:19am

    I AM A MAN! *punch*

  • Submitted by SBFlanker on Sep 14, 10 at 4:09pm

    I've done something like this before lol, I was supposed to go to a welcome week party with my bro last summer but his fiancé decided we were going out to sushi instead... So as an act of protest I pre gamed sushi with like 9 shots of sailor jerry's. Best meal ever

  • Submitted by acerzz on Feb 27, 13 at 11:03pm

    I literally came looking for this just to laugh out loud. One of those days haha

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    Submitted by primeginister on Aug 19, 13 at 2:48am

    this is perfection