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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 6:14pm

    That's because you were dressed like bitches

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 4:33pm

    Hahaha my friend who was dressed like a pirate did the same thing

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:22am

    Fa-- win? I don't know...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 5:56pm

    I like poopers I like shit! The best damn job is a butt pirate!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 5:06pm

    Oh, I get it! Pirates are known for stealing so this is funny baecause someone dressed as a pirate stole your beer! Jeff

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 6:05pm

    Why is the rum always gone..?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 12:53am

    beer tastes bad...liquor's the way to go

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:39pm

    were you dressed as a ninja?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 5:11pm

    There are only butt pirates in Orlando

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 8:19pm

    Did the pirate steal all your beer, or just your fucking beer?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:31am

    I was a priate! But I just stole a snickers bar...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 9:13pm

    I mean u don't have to have a Halloween party on Halloween I've been to two already and it's just now Halloween night...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 5:10pm

    Oh, I get it! Pirates steel boats and these pirates stole their beer! -Jeff

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 6:01pm

    Garrrr shiver me timbers it was me that stole yer booty

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 5:45pm

    You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 3:06pm

    This makes me think of Harold and Kumar

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 1:54am

    this is great because i dressed up as a pirate tonight, and i drank the last bottle at the party.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 1:02am

    8:55 college kids have been celebrating halloween since at least thursday, some of us since last weekend. you dont wait til halloween to dress up

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 5:20pm

    Way to represent, ORLANDOOOOO WOOOH HALLOWEEN LETS GO

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 4:25pm

    But why is the rum gone?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 4:15am

    That's cool, but I wouldn't steal the rest of your fucking beer.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 4:29am

    Gar! I'll board ye from the rear and plunder the booty in yer poopdeck!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:23am

    I'm a pirate, I love me yo''re mamas booty. And my girls... And wife...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 12:18am

    Haha love it.... You really don't have to be a pirate I was a sexy army chick and stole beer hehe...okay maybe not sexy but sounded sweet

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:22am

    This is the best halloween tfln yet.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 9:08pm

    I'm Rick James bitch!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 8:57pm

    And let me guess, your costume is pirate?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 8:55pm

    All these texts wouldn't seem made up if u waited till tomorow to post them

  • Submitted by Kender on May 6, 10 at 7:09pm

    That was me. Sorry, I was thirsty.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 1:43am

    He stole the beer bcuz he already had a little Captain in him but apparently he ran out...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 8:52pm

    Haahahahahahahahahahahaahahaahaha