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  • 101 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 6:14pm
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    That's because you were dressed like bitches

  • 101 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:39pm
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    were you dressed as a ninja?

  • 98 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:31am
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    I was a priate! But I just stole a snickers bar...

  • 101 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 6:01pm
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    Garrrr shiver me timbers it was me that stole yer booty

  • 90 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 5:56pm
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    I like poopers I like shit! The best damn job is a butt pirate!!

  • 89 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 5:20pm
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    Way to represent, ORLANDOOOOO WOOOH HALLOWEEN LETS GO

  • 94 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 4:25pm
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    But why is the rum gone?

  • 89 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 5:11pm
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    There are only butt pirates in Orlando

  • 101 106
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 5:06pm
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    Oh, I get it! Pirates are known for stealing so this is funny baecause someone dressed as a pirate stole your beer! Jeff

  • 89 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 4:15am
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    That's cool, but I wouldn't steal the rest of your fucking beer.

  • 85 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:22am
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    Fa-- win? I don't know...

  • 94 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 5:10pm
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    Oh, I get it! Pirates steel boats and these pirates stole their beer! -Jeff

  • 93 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 1:54am
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    this is great because i dressed up as a pirate tonight, and i drank the last bottle at the party.

  • 91 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 12:53am
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    beer tastes bad...liquor's the way to go

  • 90 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 6:05pm
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    Why is the rum always gone..?

  • 90 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 9:13pm
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    I mean u don't have to have a Halloween party on Halloween I've been to two already and it's just now Halloween night...

  • 83 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 1:02am
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    8:55 college kids have been celebrating halloween since at least thursday, some of us since last weekend. you dont wait til halloween to dress up

  • 84 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 4:33pm
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    Hahaha my friend who was dressed like a pirate did the same thing

  • 82 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 3:06pm
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    This makes me think of Harold and Kumar

  • 87 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 4:29am
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    Gar! I'll board ye from the rear and plunder the booty in yer poopdeck!

  • 83 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 8:19pm
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    Did the pirate steal all your beer, or just your fucking beer?

  • 84 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:23am
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    I'm a pirate, I love me yo''re mamas booty. And my girls... And wife...

  • 83 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 8:52pm
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    Haahahahahahahahahahahaahahaahaha

  • 82 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 5:45pm
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    You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

  • 85 102
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 8:55pm
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    All these texts wouldn't seem made up if u waited till tomorow to post them

  • 77 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 12:18am
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    Haha love it.... You really don't have to be a pirate I was a sexy army chick and stole beer hehe...okay maybe not sexy but sounded sweet

  • 77 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 8:57pm
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    And let me guess, your costume is pirate?

  • 77 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:22am
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    This is the best halloween tfln yet.

  • 73 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 9:08pm
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    I'm Rick James bitch!

  • 72 83
    Submitted by Kender on May 6, 10 at 7:09pm
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    That was me. Sorry, I was thirsty.

  • 77 101
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 1:43am
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    He stole the beer bcuz he already had a little Captain in him but apparently he ran out...

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