i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
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Why is the rum always gone..?
That's because you were dressed like bitches
Hahaha my friend who was dressed like a pirate did the same thing
beer tastes bad...liquor's the way to go
I like poopers I like shit! The best damn job is a butt pirate!!
Fa-- win? I don't know...
There are only butt pirates in Orlando
Haha love it.... You really don't have to be a pirate I was a sexy army chick and stole beer hehe...okay maybe not sexy but sounded sweet
Oh, I get it! Pirates are known for stealing so this is funny baecause someone dressed as a pirate stole your beer!
this is great because i dressed up as a pirate tonight, and i drank the last bottle at the party.
This makes me think of Harold and Kumar
were you dressed as a ninja?
Oh, I get it! Pirates steel boats and these pirates stole their beer!
I was a priate! But I just stole a snickers bar...
Gar! I'll board ye from the rear and plunder the booty in yer poopdeck!
You wanna know how I got these scars?
But why is the rum gone?
I mean u don't have to have a Halloween party on Halloween I've been to two already and it's just now Halloween night...
Garrrr shiver me timbers it was me that stole yer booty
Did the pirate steal all your beer, or just your fucking beer?
All these texts wouldn't seem made up if u waited till tomorow to post them
I'm a pirate, I love me yo''re mamas booty. And my girls... And wife...
This is the best halloween tfln yet.
And let me guess, your costume is pirate?
I'm Rick James bitch!
Way to represent, ORLANDOOOOO WOOOH HALLOWEEN LETS GO
That was me. Sorry, I was thirsty.
That's cool, but I wouldn't steal the rest of your fucking beer.
8:55 college kids have been celebrating halloween since at least thursday, some of us since last weekend. you dont wait til halloween to dress up
He stole the beer bcuz he already had a little Captain in him but apparently he ran out...