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  • Stupid post. Besides the toys r us in orland sucks. And it is possible to text perfectly when you're drunk. I've been shitfaced and still manage to text perfectly thanks to the iPhone's auto-correct. It really makes drunk texting less enjoyable.

    Submitted by BrazilianJuJitsu on May 9, 10 at 12:02pm
    • Miss b just misquoted one of my favorite top tflns. Does it make me a fiend for this stuff or wd i have to have a log in to get made fun of?

      Submitted by Jadarhymes on May 10, 10 at 1:34am
  • There are other drunk people?

    Submitted by ImaSexAddict on May 9, 10 at 8:53am
  • the only other drunk person is probably the stereotypical alcoholic stepdad

    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on May 9, 10 at 1:49pm
  • You probably work there

    Submitted by chlostar on May 9, 10 at 10:20am
  • When I was in high school, we'd get dunk

    Submitted by dramadork on May 9, 10 at 11:48am
  • Based on the trash I've seen in those stores before; I'd say that's a bold claim.

    Submitted by dramatech on May 9, 10 at 12:34pm
  • 12.02: And yet...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 10 at 8:14pm
  • Keep it classy 708. :)

    Submitted by heyychitown on May 9, 10 at 1:55pm
  • I actually use to work for toys r us (704) and drunk people would come in aaalllll the time

    Submitted by sharleerose on Jul 3, 11 at 9:49pm
  • dont hate on illnios

    Submitted by hayleysimmons92 on May 9, 10 at 3:59pm
  • This is fucking stupid ... I know drunken texts and this is not one.. Otherwise you would have misspelled some words

    Submitted by r9310 on Jul 16, 10 at 11:39am
  • Yet you can text perfectly. LIAR

    Submitted by cwelkman on May 9, 10 at 8:33am
  • Anybody who can type perfectly like that ain't drunk. Fake.

    Submitted by charlesdickins on May 9, 10 at 11:49am
  • i would totally ride the trucks built for 3 year olds up and down the aisles. or get all the stuffed animals, mount them and shout "FOR SPARTA!" or "THE BRITISH ARE COMING"

    Submitted by catreadsmydiary4 on May 9, 10 at 11:07am
  • For the patato guns duh! Ever played with a patato gun drunk? It's freaking awesome!

    Submitted by jewish96 on May 10, 10 at 1:05am
  • Considering most of the people in Toys я Us are 5, this isn't really an accomplishment.

    Submitted by blah_blah_blah on May 9, 10 at 11:05am
  • Rednecks get drunk and go to walmart. Pedophiles get drunk and go to toys r us!

    Submitted by pureawesomeness on May 9, 10 at 9:06pm
  • You idiots. How drunk does a person have to be to be the drunkest person at T R US? Seriously? This shits funny as hell and you know it. I just might slam a tall can and swing by there one of these days. Effin sounds like fun.

    Submitted by Jadarhymes on May 10, 10 at 1:33am
  • Epically first!

    Submitted by yahear334 on May 9, 10 at 8:20am
  • for all of you dumbasses who say the op cant be drunk yes they can its called auto correct guys.

    Submitted by cuntrychik on Oct 11, 14 at 5:44pm