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  • 88 48
    Submitted by BrazilianJuJitsu on May 9, 10 at 12:02pm

    Stupid post. Besides the toys r us in orland sucks. And it is possible to text perfectly when you're drunk. I've been shitfaced and still manage to text perfectly thanks to the iPhone's auto-correct. It really makes drunk texting less enjoyable.

    • 75 83
      Submitted by Jadarhymes on May 10, 10 at 1:34am

      Miss b just misquoted one of my favorite top tflns. Does it make me a fiend for this stuff or wd i have to have a log in to get made fun of?

  • 82 64
    Submitted by dramadork on May 9, 10 at 11:48am

    When I was in high school, we'd get dunk

  • 78 59
    Submitted by dramatech on May 9, 10 at 12:34pm

    Based on the trash I've seen in those stores before; I'd say that's a bold claim.

  • 72 54
    Submitted by hayleysimmons92 on May 9, 10 at 3:59pm

    dont hate on illnios

  • 79 69
    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on May 9, 10 at 1:49pm

    the only other drunk person is probably the stereotypical alcoholic stepdad

  • 81 77
    Submitted by cwelkman on May 9, 10 at 8:33am

    Yet you can text perfectly. LIAR

  • 76 68
    Submitted by pureawesomeness on May 9, 10 at 9:06pm

    Rednecks get drunk and go to walmart. Pedophiles get drunk and go to toys r us!

  • 71 63
    Submitted by heyychitown on May 9, 10 at 1:55pm

    Keep it classy 708. :)

  • 75 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 10 at 8:14pm

    12.02: And yet...

  • 66 58
    Submitted by chlostar on May 9, 10 at 10:20am

    You probably work there

  • 63 55
    Submitted by r9310 on Jul 16, 10 at 11:39am

    This is fucking stupid ... I know drunken texts and this is not one.. Otherwise you would have misspelled some words

  • 73 75
    Submitted by catreadsmydiary4 on May 9, 10 at 11:07am

    i would totally ride the trucks built for 3 year olds up and down the aisles. or get all the stuffed animals, mount them and shout "FOR SPARTA!" or "THE BRITISH ARE COMING"

  • 69 73
    Submitted by ImaSexAddict on May 9, 10 at 8:53am

    There are other drunk people?

  • 75 86
    Submitted by jewish96 on May 10, 10 at 1:05am

    For the patato guns duh! Ever played with a patato gun drunk? It's freaking awesome!

  • 63 64
    Submitted by yahear334 on May 9, 10 at 8:20am

    Epically first!

  • Submitted by charlesdickins on May 9, 10 at 11:49am

    Anybody who can type perfectly like that ain't drunk. Fake.

  • 73 87
    Submitted by blah_blah_blah on May 9, 10 at 11:05am

    Considering most of the people in Toys я Us are 5, this isn't really an accomplishment.

  • 42 42
    Submitted by sharleerose on Jul 3, 11 at 9:49pm

    I actually use to work for toys r us (704) and drunk people would come in aaalllll the time

  • 63 87
    Submitted by Jadarhymes on May 10, 10 at 1:33am

    You idiots. How drunk does a person have to be to be the drunkest person at T R US? Seriously? This shits funny as hell and you know it. I just might slam a tall can and swing by there one of these days. Effin sounds like fun.