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  • Submitted by littlefish09 on Mar 26, 10 at 9:31pm

    Ok. OP is not a dick. If a girl is going to sleep with a guy within minutes of "dating" him, then she was just asking for it.

    • Submitted by youwillneverknow on Mar 30, 10 at 12:00am

      wat if the girl was wasted... i know for a fact that she wasnt askin for it and she didnt know wat she was gettin into.

  • Submitted by 8:::::) on Mar 26, 10 at 10:48pm

    I personally think that the boom was completely necessary

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 26, 10 at 6:16pm

    OP is such an ass hole, that's exactly why she didn't wanna hook with you in the first place

    • Submitted by Herschel on Mar 27, 10 at 12:51am

      "I only fuck guys I'm dating" "Wanna date?" "Sure!" (fucking ensues an hour later)\n\nEither she's a certifiable retard, or she knew exactly what she was getting into.

  • Submitted by aaaaamy on Mar 26, 10 at 6:56pm

    wow ur all such fucking haters. well done man. well done!!

    • Submitted by xsaint on Mar 27, 10 at 11:27pm

      shut the fuck up. when girls pull any kind of negative shit on a guy you all call her whorebitch, etc. grow the fuck up moron

      • Submitted by NathanNathan on Mar 28, 10 at 8:38pm

        Think of it this way. If you have a key that unlocks all doors, it's a master key. Master keys are awesome. But if a dozen keys open one lock. That's a pretty shitty lock.

  • Submitted by clareH on Mar 26, 10 at 9:24pm

    I mean the guy's obviously a douche, but I wouldn't call sleeping with someone after less than an hour of dating him 'morals'. She had it coming.

  • Submitted by drunken_coyote on Mar 26, 10 at 10:38pm

    I'm sorry, but I'm an ass, and even I wouldn't do that.

  • Submitted by infamouskai on Mar 26, 10 at 11:28pm

    As a girl, my opinion is that if she'll bang the guy just because he says they're dating, it's a fair game for him to play

  • Submitted by toottoot on Mar 27, 10 at 2:48am

    'Since we're technically together, I'm not considered a slut, we can fuck now! Happy two minute anniversary, baby!'

  • Submitted by FaceFucked on Mar 26, 10 at 9:28pm

    Anyone that ends their texts with "boom" needs to be shot.

  • Submitted by artfreak17 on Mar 26, 10 at 6:21pm

    Haha! You're an ass, but I can't blame you too much if she fell for it! She probably enjoyed it though- got to experience some casual sex without it being labeled "casual" in her head. Way to keep your self-respect... weirdddo

  • Submitted by theelltrain40 on Mar 27, 10 at 4:42pm

    This has happened for me as well.

  • Submitted by [][][] on Mar 27, 10 at 8:32am

    why the hell is everyone calling him adouche. he slept with a whore. Whoopdy fucking doo.

  • Submitted by aem on Mar 26, 10 at 11:16pm

    I agree with no one gives a shit that you know that these area codes are from GA..congrats. I'm pretty sure this could happen anywhere. Not just in Georgia..

  • Submitted by ksloan on Mar 26, 10 at 9:09pm

    I'm a chick n it's funny Haha Nice job

  • Submitted by kinda_bitchy303 on Mar 26, 10 at 7:15pm

    Only in Georgia

  • Submitted by tk420 on Mar 28, 10 at 12:55am

    she definitely had it coming. for sure. aha how does him doing that make him have a small dick or "mechanical" problems. if it only lasted 30 seconds that's how long the relationship would've lasted. props to this guy, she had it comin' saying that.

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    Submitted by jaystreet46 on Feb 4, 12 at 10:27pm

    The guy does sound like a douche, but she's a dumb slore for falling for that!

  • Submitted by CallMeNic on Jul 11, 10 at 8:14pm


  • Submitted by maynard on Mar 27, 10 at 12:53am

    Clearly she's still a skank or litterally retarted for having sex with you an hour into the relationship.

  • Submitted by cj1988 on Mar 26, 10 at 8:47pm

    Fuck yeah mate! U get a gold star!

  • Submitted by darlinggx3 on Mar 27, 10 at 11:31am

    Lmao, thats fucked up.

  • Submitted by 6666 on Mar 26, 10 at 7:25pm

    Wow Im a chik an I think that's amazing

  • Submitted by ahob07 on Mar 26, 10 at 11:11pm


  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 27, 10 at 12:10am

    I love u sir

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 26, 10 at 6:48pm

    Wow. OP sounds like a dick. Must not be that good looking if you have to resort to deceiving one of the few girls left with some sort of morals, to get a little face time. What a loser.

  • Submitted by MSBSR on Mar 26, 10 at 10:57pm

    "only in Georgia," really? Too bad those area codes are Metro Atlanta and include some of the wealthiest zip codes in the US... You lose yah fuckin' yankee.

  • Submitted by golightly on Mar 26, 10 at 11:56pm

    Deff fav

  • Submitted by sazzy1887 on Mar 26, 10 at 11:16pm

    I can almost guarantee the "hooking up" portion of the relationship lasted about 30 seconds. Douchebags like this almost always have small dicks or mechanical issues. It's called over-compensation. :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 26, 10 at 6:06pm


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    Submitted by a_dub401 on Feb 6, 12 at 7:43am

    The sad thing is that this girl represents 90% of women in America these days...

  • Submitted by youwillneverknow on Mar 29, 10 at 11:59pm

    ouch! im pretty sure this is about me. the girl that dated a guy for an georgia... recently....404 area code.... shit! i was soo wasted!!!!!!

  • Submitted by ericalew on Mar 26, 10 at 9:00pm

    7:32 Agreed. It really is guys like you who make us women hate men.

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    Submitted by jaystreet46 on Feb 4, 12 at 10:29pm

    And I'm sick of hearing all you man-hating whiney hoes complain! Ooo this is why we hate all men! What a jerk! What about your retarded sister there?!

  • Submitted by kfaggella3 on Mar 26, 10 at 11:59pm

    Ed Hardy Got 'Em!

  • Submitted by SexyAustin on Mar 26, 10 at 9:26pm

    oh gosh just shoot me u bitch that's fuckin nasty

  • Submitted by DD_Carebear on Mar 26, 10 at 7:32pm

    Asshole. It's guys like you that make women HATE men.

    • Submitted by Herschel on Mar 27, 10 at 12:54am

      Why's that? If this encounter went anything like I'd expect, then the guy was far more honest and well-intentioned than the girl.

  • Submitted by coconutty23 on Apr 2, 10 at 6:42am

    Hahahahaa BOOM

  • Submitted by anonymusk on Aug 18, 10 at 4:24pm

    maybe she just had low self-esteem?

  • Submitted by amonymous on Mar 26, 10 at 6:29pm

    I like the BOOM. Indicative of the maturity levels here. Would've been cool without that.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 26, 10 at 6:06pm


  • Submitted by rasel4all on Apr 12, 10 at 2:11am

    Ya you do the right

  • Submitted by meghanlovesscott on Mar 26, 10 at 6:12pm

    That's funny!

  • Submitted by fingerbang on Mar 26, 10 at 7:37pm

    Ok, first of all, fuck all you hatin bitches who said asshole to this guy. Stop using pussy to get what you want and shit like this wouldn't happen. And it's ok if you hate us, just as long as you fuck us we really don't care. Bravo my friend, she got what she asked for