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  • Ok. OP is not a dick. If a girl is going to sleep with a guy within minutes of "dating" him, then she was just asking for it.

    Submitted by littlefish09 on Mar 26, 10 at 9:31pm
    • wat if the girl was wasted... i know for a fact that she wasnt askin for it and she didnt know wat she was gettin into.

      Submitted by youwillneverknow on Mar 30, 10 at 12:00am
  • I personally think that the boom was completely necessary

    Submitted by 8:::::) on Mar 26, 10 at 10:48pm
  • OP is such an ass hole, that's exactly why she didn't wanna hook with you in the first place

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 26, 10 at 6:16pm
    • "I only fuck guys I'm dating" "Wanna date?" "Sure!" (fucking ensues an hour later)\n\nEither she's a certifiable retard, or she knew exactly what she was getting into.

      Submitted by Herschel on Mar 27, 10 at 12:51am
  • I'm sorry, but I'm an ass, and even I wouldn't do that.

    Submitted by drunken_coyote on Mar 26, 10 at 10:38pm
  • I mean the guy's obviously a douche, but I wouldn't call sleeping with someone after less than an hour of dating him 'morals'. She had it coming.

    Submitted by clareH on Mar 26, 10 at 9:24pm
  • 'Since we're technically together, I'm not considered a slut, we can fuck now! Happy two minute anniversary, baby!'

    Submitted by toottoot on Mar 27, 10 at 2:48am
  • Anyone that ends their texts with "boom" needs to be shot.

    Submitted by FaceFucked on Mar 26, 10 at 9:28pm
  • As a girl, my opinion is that if she'll bang the guy just because he says they're dating, it's a fair game for him to play

    Submitted by infamouskai on Mar 26, 10 at 11:28pm
  • wow ur all such fucking haters. well done man. well done!!

    Submitted by aaaaamy on Mar 26, 10 at 6:56pm
    • shut the fuck up. when girls pull any kind of negative shit on a guy you all call her whorebitch, etc. grow the fuck up moron

      Submitted by xsaint on Mar 27, 10 at 11:27pm
      • Think of it this way. If you have a key that unlocks all doors, it's a master key. Master keys are awesome. But if a dozen keys open one lock. That's a pretty shitty lock.

        Submitted by NathanNathan on Mar 28, 10 at 8:38pm
  • This has happened for me as well.

    Submitted by theelltrain40 on Mar 27, 10 at 4:42pm
  • she definitely had it coming. for sure. aha how does him doing that make him have a small dick or "mechanical" problems. if it only lasted 30 seconds that's how long the relationship would've lasted. props to this guy, she had it comin' saying that.

    Submitted by tk420 on Mar 28, 10 at 12:55am
  • I'm a chick n it's funny Haha Nice job

    Submitted by ksloan on Mar 26, 10 at 9:09pm
  • Only in Georgia

    Submitted by kinda_bitchy303 on Mar 26, 10 at 7:15pm
  • Haha! You're an ass, but I can't blame you too much if she fell for it! She probably enjoyed it though- got to experience some casual sex without it being labeled "casual" in her head. Way to keep your self-respect... weirdddo

    Submitted by artfreak17 on Mar 26, 10 at 6:21pm
  • The guy does sound like a douche, but she's a dumb slore for falling for that!

    Submitted by jaystreet46 on Feb 4, 12 at 10:27pm
  • Wow Im a chik an I think that's amazing

    Submitted by 6666 on Mar 26, 10 at 7:25pm
  • Epic

    Submitted by CallMeNic on Jul 11, 10 at 8:14pm
  • why the hell is everyone calling him adouche. he slept with a whore. Whoopdy fucking doo.

    Submitted by [][][] on Mar 27, 10 at 8:32am
  • Clearly she's still a skank or litterally retarted for having sex with you an hour into the relationship.

    Submitted by maynard on Mar 27, 10 at 12:53am
  • I agree with no one gives a shit that you know that these area codes are from GA..congrats. I'm pretty sure this could happen anywhere. Not just in Georgia..

    Submitted by aem on Mar 26, 10 at 11:16pm
  • "only in Georgia," really? Too bad those area codes are Metro Atlanta and include some of the wealthiest zip codes in the US... You lose yah fuckin' yankee.

    Submitted by MSBSR on Mar 26, 10 at 10:57pm
  • The sad thing is that this girl represents 90% of women in America these days...

    Submitted by a_dub401 on Feb 6, 12 at 7:43am
  • And I'm sick of hearing all you man-hating whiney hoes complain! Ooo this is why we hate all men! What a jerk! What about your retarded sister there?!

    Submitted by jaystreet46 on Feb 4, 12 at 10:29pm
  • Ed Hardy Got 'Em!

    Submitted by kfaggella3 on Mar 26, 10 at 11:59pm
  • Lmao, thats fucked up.

    Submitted by darlinggx3 on Mar 27, 10 at 11:31am
  • BOOM

    Submitted by ahob07 on Mar 26, 10 at 11:11pm
  • I love u sir

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 27, 10 at 12:10am
  • 8=========D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 26, 10 at 6:06pm
  • Deff fav

    Submitted by golightly on Mar 26, 10 at 11:56pm
  • oh gosh just shoot me u bitch that's fuckin nasty

    Submitted by SexyAustin on Mar 26, 10 at 9:26pm
  • I can almost guarantee the "hooking up" portion of the relationship lasted about 30 seconds. Douchebags like this almost always have small dicks or mechanical issues. It's called over-compensation. :)

    Submitted by sazzy1887 on Mar 26, 10 at 11:16pm
  • Wow. OP sounds like a dick. Must not be that good looking if you have to resort to deceiving one of the few girls left with some sort of morals, to get a little face time. What a loser.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 26, 10 at 6:48pm
  • Fuck yeah mate! U get a gold star!

    Submitted by cj1988 on Mar 26, 10 at 8:47pm
  • ouch! im pretty sure this is about me. the girl that dated a guy for an georgia... recently....404 area code.... shit! i was soo wasted!!!!!!

    Submitted by youwillneverknow on Mar 29, 10 at 11:59pm
  • Asshole. It's guys like you that make women HATE men.

    Submitted by DD_Carebear on Mar 26, 10 at 7:32pm
    • Why's that? If this encounter went anything like I'd expect, then the guy was far more honest and well-intentioned than the girl.

      Submitted by Herschel on Mar 27, 10 at 12:54am
  • I like the BOOM. Indicative of the maturity levels here. Would've been cool without that.

    Submitted by amonymous on Mar 26, 10 at 6:29pm
  • maybe she just had low self-esteem?

    Submitted by anonymusk on Aug 18, 10 at 4:24pm
  • Hahahahaa BOOM

    Submitted by coconutty23 on Apr 2, 10 at 6:42am
  • Seventh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 26, 10 at 6:06pm
  • 7:32 Agreed. It really is guys like you who make us women hate men.

    Submitted by ericalew on Mar 26, 10 at 9:00pm
  • Ya you do the right

    Submitted by rasel4all on Apr 12, 10 at 2:11am
  • That's funny!

    Submitted by meghanlovesscott on Mar 26, 10 at 6:12pm
  • Ok, first of all, fuck all you hatin bitches who said asshole to this guy. Stop using pussy to get what you want and shit like this wouldn't happen. And it's ok if you hate us, just as long as you fuck us we really don't care. Bravo my friend, she got what she asked for

    Submitted by fingerbang on Mar 26, 10 at 7:37pm