Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
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Now that's chivalry. Who says it's dead?
My thoughts exactly.
He's a keeper!!!
WTF is a sleep number??
Seriously. Not everyone is American.
Man these bananas are good!
I think its kind of cute! In a strange way.
It's in those foam beds iforget the name but the have numbers to speacialize each persons body
I don't get it wtf is a sleep number
Awww how sweet
Surfrrgrll- how old are you? I'm guessing pretty young. The older you get, you realize it's not cool to be a whore.
I was just thinking the exact same thing in another text thread where she was discussing her personal preferences. Turns out she's 19. Old enough to know better in my book.
Prudes. Both of you.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I THINK I JUST PISSED MYSELF!!! FUNNIEST SHIT EVER!!!!!
What made him think you'd stay the night?
Winner. Those beds are amazing.
How nice of him.
God I am so sick of that surfr bitch's comments...It says pretty much the exact same thing in every fuckin comment...anyone could come up with good porn lines atleast mix it up a bit or quit fuckin commenting.
Hawaii no ka oi :)
Oh Hawaii, I love you.
he's a homo
Once I meet this gal who was so hot that I wanted to fuck her couch! lol
Sleep number. Sweet Satan another sign of end times. Just scan your head over there for\nme dear. I'll anally destroy you for 18 hours, blow a lava hot load in your eye, but you'll be comfortable when you're writhing on the bed.
That's the hottest thing I've ever heard!
Now THAT is a gentleman!
1:14 is right, plus you want the bed harder for more pushing!
Having a sleep number bed, I know where he's coming from.... I've said it myself...
Why the fuck is comfy in quotes? Of course comfier is better. Fuck, weird ass.
maybe because it's a quote? it was the exact word he used. it's a normal thing to quote like that. ya know, like air quotes.
That's such a smooth line.
Whylekat you're a dumbass... A sleep number is the level of hard or soft you want your sleep number be to be... How the fuck do you not know that?!
This dude is a joke
Surfgrrl is probably a dude. Lol
It's just common curtacy
Lmfao! Good 1
That's effin cute
Is it weird that I think that's really cute?
Should have cranked it up so she didn't sleep at all lol
Put it on the softest setting so she sinks into a hold then fuck her. I don't feel like explaining how/why though.
Anyone else finding surfergirl's comments more interesting than the texts? Opening way more of them than I usually do hoping to read more of her material.