Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
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Now that's chivalry. Who says it's dead?
My thoughts exactly.
He's a keeper!!!
Man these bananas are good!
WTF is a sleep number??
Seriously. Not everyone is American.
It's in those foam beds iforget the name but the have numbers to speacialize each persons body
I don't get it wtf is a sleep number
God I am so sick of that surfr bitch's comments...It says pretty much the exact same thing in every fuckin comment...anyone could come up with good porn lines atleast mix it up a bit or quit fuckin commenting.
he's a homo
Awww how sweet
I think its kind of cute! In a strange way.
That's such a smooth line.
Winner. Those beds are amazing.
Now THAT is a gentleman!
Having a sleep number bed, I know where he's coming from.... I've said it myself...
Surfrrgrll- how old are you? I'm guessing pretty young. The older you get, you realize it's not cool to be a whore.
I was just thinking the exact same thing in another text thread where she was discussing her personal preferences. Turns out she's 19. Old enough to know better in my book.
Prudes. Both of you.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I THINK I JUST PISSED MYSELF!!! FUNNIEST SHIT EVER!!!!!
Hawaii no ka oi :)
That's the hottest thing I've ever heard!
What made him think you'd stay the night?
It's just common curtacy
Should have cranked it up so she didn't sleep at all lol
Sleep number. Sweet Satan another sign of end times. Just scan your head over there for\nme dear. I'll anally destroy you for 18 hours, blow a lava hot load in your eye, but you'll be comfortable when you're writhing on the bed.
How nice of him.
Oh Hawaii, I love you.
Once I meet this gal who was so hot that I wanted to fuck her couch! lol
1:14 is right, plus you want the bed harder for more pushing!
Whylekat you're a dumbass... A sleep number is the level of hard or soft you want your sleep number be to be... How the fuck do you not know that?!
This dude is a joke
Is it weird that I think that's really cute?
Why the fuck is comfy in quotes? Of course comfier is better. Fuck, weird ass.
maybe because it's a quote? it was the exact word he used. it's a normal thing to quote like that. ya know, like air quotes.
Surfgrrl is probably a dude. Lol
That's effin cute
Lmfao! Good 1
Put it on the softest setting so she sinks into a hold then fuck her. I don't feel like explaining how/why though.
Anyone else finding surfergirl's comments more interesting than the texts? Opening way more of them than I usually do hoping to read more of her material.