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dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
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Ahhh yes...this was me in college...except I drank 151 and always spilled it on myself...so thank goodness all the fire alarms were false frat pledge things
Anna Maria?
sounds like umass amherst
Definitely sounds like Northeastern.
excellent use of impervious in a text. well done!
Thats why the call it firewater.
hahahaha boston, hell yaa
this is true about me as well!...or at least i hope so
sounds like (every) college.
sounds like northeastern u.
Boston knows what's up...
no, the 617 really takes on superhero characteristics after consuming alcohol. its a known fact. mythbusters did a whole episode on it
hahahahaaa yes massholes, yes.
northeastern representtt!
haha. hopefully the building never actually catches on fire while you're passed out drunk for you to prove it.
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