dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
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Definitely sounds like Northeastern.
Ahhh yes...this was me in college...except I drank 151 and always spilled it on myself...so thank goodness all the fire alarms were false frat pledge things
sounds like umass amherst
excellent use of impervious in a text. well done!
this is true about me as well!...or at least i hope so
hahahahaaa yes massholes, yes.
haha. hopefully the building never actually catches on fire while you're passed out drunk for you to prove it.
hahahaha boston, hell yaa
Thats why the call it firewater.
no, the 617 really takes on superhero characteristics after consuming alcohol. its a known fact. mythbusters did a whole episode on it
sounds like northeastern u.
Boston knows what's up...
sounds like (every) college.