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  • You're not getting the job if you sent this text mid-interview. Dumbass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 7:22am
  • Oh, I get it. The guy is interviewing for a position in a Porno, and he has to bang her as part of the interview

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 10:24am
  • No, you're not and no, you're not.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 7:38am
  • It rubs the hot interviewer on its skin or else it gets the taffy again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 3:09am
  • I am a retard -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 10:18am
  • No one texts in a ducking interview...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:45pm
  • i wish i had a brick of gold

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 6:17pm
  • 6:04, the first- You fail. She said a pound of feathers and a pound of bricks. I'm pretty sure my bricks aren't made of gold.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 6:08pm
  • I shit bricks of gold, like Richie Rich does!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 6:24pm
  • where is pretzel man ?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:36am
  • These pretzels are making me thirsty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:31pm
  • What, nobody's done it yet? Fine, I'll do it... Shake that laffy-taffy, that laffy-taffy, oh! Shake that laffy-taffy, that laffy-taffy, oh!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:18pm
  • No just the moderators. They suck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 6:50am
  • Possibly your job is getting laid? I would take that in a heartbeat.

    Submitted by sal22 on Jun 20, 10 at 6:06pm
  • if only life were that good. "i will give you the job if you can riddle me this... what is heavier, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 7:48am
  • 6:08, some bricks are made of gold. They are worth roughly $150000.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 7:59pm
  • 8:54 Actually...a pound of feathers is heavier than a pound of gold. Gold is measured in Troy weight system, which has a scale of 12 ounces in a pound, while other non-precious materials, such as feathers, are measures in Avoirdupois weight system, which has a scale of 16 ounces in a pound. So, a pound of feathers (16 ounces) weighs more than a pound of gold (12 ounces). HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 6:04pm
  • Hey where is this job located? I live in the 913 too!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 8:25pm
  • That's cool, but I wouldn't read you jokes off of the back of laffy taffy wrappers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:30pm
  • i dont usually say this, but this taffy is making me thirsty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 6:04pm
  • 7:48 they both weigh the same: a pound

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 8:54am
  • Oh I get it! It's funny because normally a professional business woman wouldn't read silly jokes to a potential employee! -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 8:27am
  • Ah, the sexually repressed MILFs of Johnson County, Kansas...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 8:23pm
  • Five inches dude that sucks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 8:08am
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