the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
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You're not getting the job if you sent this text mid-interview. Dumbass.
Oh, I get it. The guy is interviewing for a position in a Porno, and he has to bang her as part of the interview
No, you're not and no, you're not.
It rubs the hot interviewer on its skin or else it gets the taffy again.
I am a retard
No one texts in a ducking interview...
i wish i had a brick of gold
where is pretzel man ?
I shit bricks of gold, like Richie Rich does!
These pretzels are making me thirsty
6:04, the first-
You fail. She said a pound of feathers and a pound of bricks.
I'm pretty sure my bricks aren't made of gold.
What, nobody's done it yet?
Fine, I'll do it...
Shake that laffy-taffy, that laffy-taffy, oh! Shake that laffy-taffy, that laffy-taffy, oh!
Possibly your job is getting laid? I would take that in a heartbeat.
if only life were that good.
"i will give you the job if you can riddle me this...
what is heavier, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?"
No just the moderators. They suck
6:08, some bricks are made of gold. They are worth roughly $150000.
Actually...a pound of feathers is heavier than a pound of gold.
Gold is measured in Troy weight system, which has a scale of 12 ounces in a pound, while other non-precious materials, such as feathers, are measures in Avoirdupois weight system, which has a scale of 16 ounces in a pound.
So, a pound of feathers (16 ounces) weighs more than a pound of gold (12 ounces).
Hey where is this job located? I live in the 913 too!
That's cool, but I wouldn't read you jokes off of the back of laffy taffy wrappers.
i dont usually say this, but this taffy is making me thirsty
7:48 they both weigh the same: a pound
Oh I get it! It's funny because normally a professional business woman wouldn't read silly jokes to a potential employee!
Ah, the sexually repressed MILFs of Johnson County, Kansas...
Five inches dude that sucks