You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
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Genius my friend. Genius.
God, this one actually made me laugh. I always feel awkward laughing while I'm shitting.
your comment made me laugh while shitting
I know he means grey goose, but I wished he meant an actual goose.
awww downer, i was picturing a boiled goose
Awesome quote and avian theviery. I'd buy this guy a beer.
I hope they meant actual goose
it's called 'winning.' take notes.
http://runawaygoose.blogspot.com This was him.
Lawton area code........something good actually happened in that shit hole of a town!
It's not just Lawton that's this area code. It's almost all of Oklahoma.
I just cried a little
Yeah, I bet he bust through that screen door like nothing was there...
Your comments have changed; you're obviously fake. :D
Made me laugh cuz i thot he was duin an arnold szchwarzeneger impression. GET TO DA CHOPPA!
shit, andrea is that you?
I sometimes wonder how often people use their smartphones while they take a shit, and how often they are asked by other people if they could borrow their phone. Kinda gross.
You want to be a farmer? Where heres a couple of acres!
only in Lawton, OK
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who reads this while they shit
he was having Nam flashbacks. "gotta save the goose from Charlie!"
Manlaw. You forgot to say it was fake... What happened to you?
brain implant. There's hope for our future.
Beautiful absolutly beautiful
This would be so much funnier if it really was a real goose not grey goose. But it's still pretty funny
That is the most hilarious fucking text I've ever read on the site!!
Well your from the 580 so you must be trashy
I hope you mean "bottle of Grey Goose" and not an *actual* goose.
Nocliq, that was brilliant!! Ha ha ha!!!
Is it wrong tht black ops comes to mind, like u were JUST playing it
I'd be disappointed if it wasn't a real goose.
Have you noticed that all the good nights happen to guys and all the bad nights happen to girls?
He just pulled a wasted ninja on your ass.