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  • 90 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 6:00am

    True. But not funny.

  • 82 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 6:36am

    Way to rip off a dead guy you unoriginal fuck

  • 84 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 8:29am

    stolen from mitch hedberg, rip.

  • 77 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 9:27am

    Mitch Hedberg, one of the all-time greatest. Fuckin' OP steals this to post on TFLN, and then the mods post it??? Really, TFLN?

  • 67 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 2:57pm

    So we can submit quotations, without citation, and we're on? I've wasted so many REAL attempts at humor!

  • 73 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:40pm

    This is probably copyrighted

  • 68 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 1:22pm

    who cares if its not original...this website is meant for the random txts we recieve of send while intoxicated...or stupid. and this is def one of them! i'd lie laughing if I recieved this txt while I was shit faced! and I think its kinda funny! if u dont like the site....exit.

  • 64 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 1:31am

    hahah thief, guarantee he thought he wasn't going to get caught

  • 68 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 11:58am

    That does it! My next submission is going to be "So what's the deal with airline food?" bet it makes it on!

  • 63 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 4:21pm

    Way to be original fuck head. Why try and rip off the great Mitch Hedberg. He's dead and your stealing his quotes, get a fuckin life.

  • 60 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 11:54am

    Really? Really!? And I've had my only two submissions not posted, and this Stolen crap gets through?

  • 61 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:42pm

    mitch hedberg. dont take his jokes.

  • 67 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:57am

    Fuck tfln and fuck who posted this. Mitch Hedberg RIP

  • 59 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 9:08pm

    Oh oops, predicted text on iPhone said ransomders instead of randomer, sorry

  • 59 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:06pm

    We could be like onions and peppers in a sleeping bag fajita..

  • 42 33
    Submitted by DeagleSon01 on Nov 14, 10 at 4:18am

    Mitch Headberg is god and you are a dumbass

  • 61 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:20am

    Burritos they aren't like tomatoes

  • 56 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 2:25pm

    Mitch was Awesome you are not!!!!

  • 66 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 6:41am

    You know what I think TFLN are actually posting their own text, I find it hard to believe these are actuall texts sent by random people. Otherwise how would you explain it being so pathetic? I mean out of all the people the are actually on this website I'm sure theres a good few that are funnier than this. Sorry for writing so much I guess I'm just sober as fuck...:P

  • 45 47
    Submitted by bigbrown on Jul 4, 10 at 8:39pm

    My friends band has a song by this title.

  • 62 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 3:20am

    citations? really? it was a text not a college paper.

  • 52 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:20am

    WOOOW SOOOOOO mitch hedburg

  • 58 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 7:47am

    def not bought from taco bell. bet it was a mexican

  • 57 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 1:28am

    Not funny... NOT FUNNY

  • 55 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:26pm

    RIP Mitch. You were the greatest.

  • 55 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 10:05am

    because TFLN is retarded. all you have to do is mention unusual sex, unusual drug usage, or unusual drinking and BAM: your text is up.

  • 58 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 9:07pm

    Dear ransomed below me; Who actually cares wether it's the tortillia or the burrito thyself the sleeping bag. It's people like you that are the reason for Americans havind a bad rep

  • 52 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 2:12pm

    I'm not sure what is worse, ripping this off to send it in to tfln, or the mods actually posting it. Either way its a fucking discgrace and this website should be ashamed of itself

  • 57 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 10:05am

    Fuck Mitch just sayin

  • 36 43
    Submitted by wubbazugg on Aug 24, 11 at 2:25am

    Who the fuck is mitch hedberg anyway? Sounds like a douchebag.

  • 47 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 8:31pm

    its spelt burrito moron.

  • 45 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 5:38pm

    Wow leave it up to someone from Cheyenne to post this I bet it's a cop stationed at FE Warren AFB

  • 52 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 6:43pm

    MITCH HEDBURG! rip. :(