burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
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stolen from mitch hedberg, rip.
Way to rip off a dead guy you unoriginal fuck
This is probably copyrighted
My friends band has a song by this title.
True. But not funny.
Mitch Hedberg, one of the all-time greatest. Fuckin' OP steals this to post on TFLN, and then the mods post it??? Really, TFLN?
So we can submit quotations, without citation, and we're on? I've wasted so many REAL attempts at humor!
Mitch Headberg is god and you are a dumbass
Way to be original fuck head. Why try and rip off the great Mitch Hedberg. He's dead and your stealing his quotes, get a fuckin life.
Oh oops, predicted text on iPhone said ransomders instead of randomer, sorry
Burritos they aren't like tomatoes
Fuck Mitch just sayin
Really? Really!? And I've had my only two submissions not posted, and this Stolen crap gets through?
mitch hedberg. dont take his jokes.
Who the fuck is mitch hedberg anyway? Sounds like a douchebag.
hahah thief, guarantee he thought he wasn't going to get caught
RIP Mitch. You were the greatest.
You know what I think TFLN are actually posting their own text, I find it hard to believe these are actuall texts sent by random people. Otherwise how would you explain it being so pathetic? I mean out of all the people the are actually on this website I'm sure theres a good few that are funnier than this.
Sorry for writing so much I guess I'm just sober as fuck...:P
Not funny... NOT FUNNY
We could be like onions and peppers in a sleeping bag fajita..
who cares if its not original...this website is meant for the random txts we recieve of send while intoxicated...or stupid. and this is def one of them! i'd lie laughing if I recieved this txt while I was shit faced! and I think its kinda funny! if u dont like the site....exit.
def not bought from taco bell. bet it was a mexican
That does it! My next submission is going to be "So what's the deal with airline food?" bet it makes it on!
Dear ransomed below me;
Who actually cares wether it's the tortillia or the burrito thyself the sleeping bag. It's people like you that are the reason for Americans havind a bad rep
Fuck tfln and fuck who posted this. Mitch Hedberg RIP
Mitch was Awesome you are not!!!!
because TFLN is retarded. all you have to do is mention unusual sex, unusual drug usage, or unusual drinking and BAM: your text is up.
citations? really? it was a text not a college paper.
I'm not sure what is worse, ripping this off to send it in to tfln, or the mods actually posting it. Either way its a fucking discgrace and this website should be ashamed of itself
WOOOW SOOOOOO mitch hedburg
its spelt burrito moron.
MITCH HEDBURG! rip. :(
Wow leave it up to someone from Cheyenne to post this I bet it's a cop stationed at FE Warren AFB