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  • stolen from mitch hedberg, rip.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 8:29am
  • This is probably copyrighted

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:40pm
  • True. But not funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 6:00am
  • Way to rip off a dead guy you unoriginal fuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 6:36am
  • My friends band has a song by this title.

    Submitted by bigbrown on Jul 4, 10 at 8:39pm
  • Mitch Hedberg, one of the all-time greatest. Fuckin' OP steals this to post on TFLN, and then the mods post it??? Really, TFLN?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 9:27am
  • So we can submit quotations, without citation, and we're on? I've wasted so many REAL attempts at humor!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 2:57pm
  • Mitch Headberg is god and you are a dumbass

    Submitted by DeagleSon01 on Nov 14, 10 at 4:18am
  • Oh oops, predicted text on iPhone said ransomders instead of randomer, sorry

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 9:08pm
  • Burritos they aren't like tomatoes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:20am
  • Way to be original fuck head. Why try and rip off the great Mitch Hedberg. He's dead and your stealing his quotes, get a fuckin life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 4:21pm
  • Fuck Mitch just sayin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 10:05am
  • Really? Really!? And I've had my only two submissions not posted, and this Stolen crap gets through?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 11:54am
  • def not bought from taco bell. bet it was a mexican

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 7:47am
  • mitch hedberg. dont take his jokes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:42pm
  • Who the fuck is mitch hedberg anyway? Sounds like a douchebag.

    Submitted by wubbazugg on Aug 24, 11 at 2:25am
  • hahah thief, guarantee he thought he wasn't going to get caught

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 1:31am
  • You know what I think TFLN are actually posting their own text, I find it hard to believe these are actuall texts sent by random people. Otherwise how would you explain it being so pathetic? I mean out of all the people the are actually on this website I'm sure theres a good few that are funnier than this. Sorry for writing so much I guess I'm just sober as fuck...:P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 6:41am
  • Not funny... NOT FUNNY

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 1:28am
  • RIP Mitch. You were the greatest.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:26pm
  • We could be like onions and peppers in a sleeping bag fajita..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:06pm
  • who cares if its not original...this website is meant for the random txts we recieve of send while intoxicated...or stupid. and this is def one of them! i'd lie laughing if I recieved this txt while I was shit faced! and I think its kinda funny! if u dont like the site....exit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 1:22pm
  • That does it! My next submission is going to be "So what's the deal with airline food?" bet it makes it on!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 11:58am
  • Dear ransomed below me; Who actually cares wether it's the tortillia or the burrito thyself the sleeping bag. It's people like you that are the reason for Americans havind a bad rep

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 9:07pm
  • Fuck tfln and fuck who posted this. Mitch Hedberg RIP

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:57am
  • Mitch was Awesome you are not!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 2:25pm
  • because TFLN is retarded. all you have to do is mention unusual sex, unusual drug usage, or unusual drinking and BAM: your text is up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 10:05am
  • citations? really? it was a text not a college paper.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 3:20am
  • I'm not sure what is worse, ripping this off to send it in to tfln, or the mods actually posting it. Either way its a fucking discgrace and this website should be ashamed of itself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 2:12pm
  • WOOOW SOOOOOO mitch hedburg

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:20am
  • its spelt burrito moron.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 8:31pm
  • MITCH HEDBURG! rip. :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 6:43pm
  • Wow leave it up to someone from Cheyenne to post this I bet it's a cop stationed at FE Warren AFB

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 5:38pm
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