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  • mcdonald is irish, macdonald is scottish

    Submitted by kaymac508 on Feb 19, 10 at 2:34am
  • OMFG YES :DD best text ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:33pm
  • 4:49 is full of awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:41pm
  • @1:36 you shouldn't point out the fact that you don't get jokes. Just makes you look dumb,

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:50pm
  • fuckin genius...am so using this in the future

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:35pm
  • lol 2:53. also this text is awesome. you can take me to mcdonald's anytime.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:14pm
  • You two bitches fight it out, Im gonna laugh at the text cuz that shits hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:34pm
  • lmfaoooooo the funniest one so far

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:33pm
  • I thought it was funny. I guess it's because i am not 16 and only laugh at the drunken texts dealing with sex that i found it funny. I guess people don't respect cleverness.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:49pm
  • i don't see what's funny about this either. must be because i'm not 16

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:53pm
  • 3:14 Thank you! I would let you get extra cheese and SUPER SIZE baby!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:28pm
  • I just realized this is greater Boston area. Even better

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:17pm
  • Gordon Ramsey is an ASSHOLE!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:56pm
  • Hah, this one's great. Note: If you actually give a fuck that it's not a regrettable drunk-text or is probably from this afternoon instead of last night, go choke on a fence post.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:51pm
  • Lmao! This is too funnyy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:07pm
  • HA or Irish? But funny. :-P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:25pm
  • Nothing's better than McDonald's!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:30pm
  • I thought it was very cleaver and fb worthy!! if you don't like it you don't have to cuss about it.. Just grow up and shut up and let the happy ppl of the world enjoy a wholesome laugh 

    Submitted by karvey on Jun 16, 10 at 9:32pm
  • Gordon Ramsay is sexy! I'd let him cook all kinds of food and then eat it off me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:03pm
  • Agreed w/ 1:56 but the txt is funny as shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:00pm
  • It if was scottish it would be MACDONALDS not MCDONALDS....DUMBASS......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 12:54am
  • 1:30 is super lame. He probably never gets invited anywhere. He fucks up wet dreams!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:53pm
  • Yeah, I'm a Mick, I'd know dude. Keep it shut, i said it's funny anyway.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:32pm
  • wow, I read this and immediately thought "this posting is gonna get the piss ripped out of it on account of its un-funny-ness." Can't believe people are raving about it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:39pm
  • laughed out loud at work. so worth it though

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:01pm
  • It wouldn't be MacDonalds if it was Scottish. it could be either. I'm Scottish and I know

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:53pm
  • if you think this text is funny you are a fucking retard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:59pm
  • no dumbshits it would be MacDonald's if it were scottish

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:30pm
  • My future

    Submitted by tabersl on Jun 10, 11 at 4:02am
  • Funny as he'll

    Submitted by jesters7 on Feb 23, 11 at 9:57pm
  • this might be the most clever text i've ever seen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:15pm
  • hows this shit funny? this site used to be hilarious. i guess nothing good lasts nowadays. fuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:36pm
  • Good shit. From my city area too... sounds like something I'd say :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 11:48pm
  • $150 would be worth it to get the chance to see one of his abused cooks stab him in the neck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:13pm
  • 32nd most popular surname in Scotland is... McDonald. FTW.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 3:03pm