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  • 78 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 10:48am

    10:41 your hand does not count as your girlfriend. You fucking tard.

  • 76 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 4:43am

    It's a joke people. U don't all need to take it so seriously

  • 70 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 11:00am

    No affect is right .. Retard.

  • 67 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 1:36pm

    If only this were true. Between the drinking and the painkillers.... yeah. I'll worry about it when I'm dead.

  • 65 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 9:46pm

    that fact stands true for high school too...

  • 62 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 1:02pm

    i agree. wow. its just a joke.

  • 69 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 10:41am

    Somtimes me and my gf hav drunk secs when we are drunk we hav drunk secs it is good bcuz she is so sexsy and she has a sexsy ass we lik to hav secs at our walmart it is fun to have secs there in the greenhouse or bathroom or in an aisle it is good my gf is sexsy

  • 58 68
    Submitted by suzannekelley on Mar 3, 10 at 12:58am

    Fact : this is just a joke. Calm down people!

  • 59 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 11:23pm

    Actually, this is true; assuming no other liver problems, it would take like 20 years of being an alcoholic to get liver problems from alcohol

  • 66 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 12:37pm

    Fact: You have cirrhosis.

  • 65 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 1:53pm

    11:14. I hate the word fail, but you fail fucking big time. how much have YOU drank asshole? i'm hoping you're being sarcastic and ironic in your statement, but probably not.

  • 66 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 10:30am

    just in pretend-life. everybody knows that.

  • 67 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 2:18pm

    Keep telling yourself that when you've got cirrhosis and on the transplant list for a new liver.

  • 62 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:15am

    my friend JUST asked me this question...via text...

  • 61 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 10:56am

    nope..but it does it pretty good job on your grammar. That's Effect* ftw.

  • 60 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 11:14am

    10:56, how much have you drank? It does it a good job on you're grammar?????

  • 55 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 4:36pm

    Fact: It's not a true or false exam. Second Fact: Charles Rutherford is going to fuck our generation. Third Fact: The second 10:56 wins. Fourth Fact: 1:53 is on his period and yes, 1:53 is a he.

  • 64 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 10:33am

    Fact: This generation is gonna pave the way for younger kids to get drunker, higher much sooner than most would wish.

  • 61 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 7:53pm

    Lmao great statement!

  • 60 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 5:07pm

    Damn I just Fucked that bitch!

  • 55 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 11:21am

    10:56 affect is the verb dipshit. I drank my way through English and still know that one. No more corrections from you, retards make terrible teachers.

  • 57 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 10:56am

    Fact: You're an idiot. And not at all clever.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 10:37pm

    Fact: if you beleive this, YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 5:01pm

    11:14 thanks for the affect explanation, but next time use your instead of you're. You're is the same thing as you are. The technical term for it is contraction, and before you ask, yes that's the same word that is used when mothers are in labor.